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Prposal: To compete with Sacramento’s “light the beam,” after every win we should throw Douglas Fur into a woodchipper.



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by Panzerdrek

9 Comments

  1. huskar91

    Yeah, fuck Steve Buscemi!

    J/k love that man.

  2. bigheartblueballs

    I think we should chainsaw a log every time we win a game

  3. Aggressive-Crazy4633

    Can we cut the woodchipper jokes on this sub? Or alienate yourself from the team.

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