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There’s no way we lose against the poverty Rockets right?



There’s no way we lose against the poverty Rockets right?

by Unique-Warning7798

39 Comments

  1. Unique-Warning7798

    Rockets lost today but they had an impressive three game winning streak before this game. Jabari Smith and Jalen Green have both been hooping lately. I’m honestly worried we’ll lose even to the worst team in the league. This team on the road is not aspiring at all. God bless us.

  2. wine_and_cheeze

    Aren’t the road Warriors actually the worst team in the league?

  3. Unfair-Worker929

    Please… please can we win this game? Please

  4. GabeHirsch

    Not just poverty Rockets. Poverty Rockets on the second night of a back to back

  5. FollowMeKids

    It’s so sad we are anxious if we can beat a bottom rung team, lmao. I’m so ready for next season now.

  6. Jicama-Smart

    this is a defcon 1 game. We lose this and we don’t deserve to make the playoffs.

  7. Lucky7Lenny

    ![gif](giphy|2ioUS6hZDARNMQXKo7|downsized)

  8. sxinstyle

    Worriers can do better than this losing streak

  9. WouldYouLikeToTouch

    ummmmm…..Sengun???…ummm Green???

    watch basketball.

  10. lemondsun

    ![gif](giphy|lqRu0AbfzcpMJlmT2I|downsized)

  11. Ornery-Payment-5278

    Bout the same win % when warriors are on the road w the rockets @ home

  12. The rockets are one of the few teams the warriors have beaten on the road. If I remember right I kinda spring boarded them for a .500 stretch on the road too until the new year hit

  13. popolenzi

    Brah, spat my water at the gym jfc @ poverty

  14. Fit_MedManiac

    I hope the road Warriors don’t find a way to lose this game

  15. Shamanboi408

    sengun for 90 pts and 30 assists tonight

  16. ELeerglob

    Oh absolutely we can lose. Every team we play on the road smells the blood.

  17. DNA98PercentChimp

    Man… this feels like one of those games where some no-names on the rockets with nothing to lose except to spoil our season can just play super relaxed and ball out while the dubs have to play with edge/urgency.

  18. PayterLobo

    Predictions?

    Rockets have the best game of their life tonight. Lol

  19. TheJadedSF

    If we lose to the poverty rockets I begin my hunger strike tonight until we win a road game

  20. The Rockets might be more mad than us if the warriors lose

  21. BerkelMarkus

    Not really sure why people are optimistic about this game. At this point, I’d say the Warriors have the Road-Yips. And I’m a pretty big homer/optimist.

    I’m not sure it’s recoverable this season. Plus, even if we do squeak out a win, it’s against the 2nd worst team in the league, which I don’t think is barometer for anything other than we didn’t forfeit.

  22. scott_jr

    Impossible. Not a chance.

    Sincerely,

    Detroit road trip

  23. Cash-Considerations-

    They beat the Celtics, Lakers and Pelicans at home within the last week…

  24. CRE_Energy

    Well they’re 3-0 on games I’ve seen in person, and I’ll be there, so, I’m guessing they’ll lose since that is meaningless and they’re horrible on the road this year.

    Its Houston on a weekday so the tickets were cheap!

  25. Sh4d0wM00N

    Well if it on the road then Rocket or Pistons will beat Warriors.

  26. etfvidal

    Championship lvl team at Home & Lottery Away! It’s like their deliberately trying to break the record for biggest home road W-L differential!

  27. asBad_asItGets

    Petition to the NBA, we should be awarded one top 5 lottery pick because 1) the blazers fucked us on purpose and 2) half the season, we are the worst team in the league. It’s only fair.

  28. figpotato

    win or lose, does it really matter? we’ve seen who the Dubs are this season. Wiggs isn’t coming back so we have nobody to guard wings in the playoffs

  29. parisdubs

    Ha. Anything is possible. Hilarious dead eye in the photo. I hope we win tonight but I also hope we play in a way that helps us find a new deeper gear and play well together.

  30. northx57

    They’ll probably win this with everybody playing well to make people think they’re starting to get back on track again, only to return back to their old ways the next game to put them back at .500.

  31. _-synapse-_

    I don’t know but I like your picture of Rakim and Snoop

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