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[Charania] The Sacramento Kings have clinched a spot in the 2023 NBA Playoffs, snapping the longest postseason drought (16 years) of any U.S. major professional sports team.



[Charania] The Sacramento Kings have clinched a spot in the 2023 NBA Playoffs, snapping the longest postseason drought (16 years) of any U.S. major professional sports team.

by lilshawnyy420

25 Comments

  1. SactownEric

    I feel like I made it through ‘nam to get here

  2. PrimaryAccording9162

    Monte McNair executive of the year

  3. ZombieFeces

    I’m gonna cry bro

    The drought is finally over 😭

    LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM

  4. dhgjognzn

    Thank you kind puke man for turning this team around

  5. CollectionMost9526

    I’m happy for the Kings fans, they’ve been through enough shit. Enjoy it all and good luck in the playoffs!

  6. New York Jets now have the longest drought, as they haven’t made the playoffs since 2010

  7. Who’s got the title for longest drought now?

  8. #WE’RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, YOU DON’T LIKE KINGS BASKETBALL

    #LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM

  9. AUGH_MY_SPIRIT

    The hug that Fox gave Sabonis after their first game together changed this franchise. Holy shit, the Kings are going to the playoffs and are still in the driver seat to have home court advantage.

  10. rattlemebones

    The last time we reached the playoffs:

    * De’Aaron Fox was 9, Keegan was 5, and Reddit nephews hadn’t been conceived yet.
    * The Sacramento Monarchs were still a franchise
    * Kobe had scored 81 a few months prior
    * iPhones weren’t invented yet
    * Pluto was still a planet
    * Facebook wasn’t available to the public yet
    * Steve Irwin was still alive

    Not only have we suffered through the longest playoff drought in NBA history, we had to put up with malignant, incompetent, destitute owners who tried to move our team to literally any other city. We played in the most dilapidated building imaginable. I was at the game when tarps fell from the ceiling because the roof sprung a leak during a rainstorm (still loved the old barn, though).

    With new ownership came not only a gorgeous new arena, but hopes and dreams of ending our drought. Little did we know, we traded one kind of incompetence for another as we watched mistake after mistake being made by the front office – finally culminating in the infamous 2018 NBA draft.

    Alas, we have persevered and overcome. The most stepped on, lambasted, and pitied fanbase in the NBA can now say that our long night of suffering is over. The light at the end of the tunnel finally came. I don’t know what to do with my hands.

    Kings Fans, let’s **Light the fucking BEAM.**

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