[Todd] Right as the halftime buzzer sounded a Celtics fan in the lower bowl, nearish to the media seating, projectile vomited multiple times ON people and all over the seats. People were covered in his vomit. I can’t imagine. It’s so gross, I can’t even look in that direction
Right as the halftime buzzer sounded a Celtics fan in the lower bowl, nearish to the media seating, projectile vomited multiple times ON people and all over the seats.
People were covered in his vomit. I can't imagine. It's so gross, I can't even look in that direction— Sarah Todd (@NBASarah) April 1, 2023
by lightskinbeaner
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Is there an advanced stat for that
lmao bro
Literally crying and puking
The lost splash brother
Most entertaining thing to happen all game
Most put-together Celtics fan
What, no video?
Damn – mods please delete this or translate to a foreign language that I cannot read, at least.
Ayyyyyy now, the Celtics also have a puke fan!!! Welcome to the club, brother!!!!
What was the TS% on that vomit?
Imagine paying to get lower bowl tickets to see your favorite team play and someone projectile vomits on you during the half. Like do you stick it out for the rest of the game with vomit or do you just pack it up and go home
So what do we think he was drinking?
If this is anything like last time Joe Mazzulla is in the hot seat
We need a video of this
make him the mayor of boston
I need video. And I need Jomboy to break down said video.
If you don’t wanna be in the spray zone don’t buy nice seats
*sam adams guy* From Boston
Your cousin……from Bossss-ton
[Was looking for video and found this prescient tweet. ](https://twitter.com/theledgesports/status/1187156491792461825?s=46&t=VVRm857SJxX-0NW-QPBKQA)
Check the original vomit. If it’s fake, it was a prank done by Chunk, and he’ll regret it immensely later. If it’s real, it was the work of one David “Lard-Ass” Hogan.
Kings fans puke on the floor. Celtics fans puke on other people. Championship mentality
As nasty as this sounds, kinda wanna see that video.
I’ve mentioned this elsewhere in the thread. But this man was severely disabled, and as far as I could tell not drinking. I was six rows behind him and watched the entire thing transpire. I also took a lap in the third quarter because the smell was overpowering.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING VIDEO???
Copied from another reply I wrote in this thread: I was at the game six rows behind this event. The man in question was about 30ish, and had some kind of developmental disability.
He was there with someone who I assume was his dad. This guy was so loud I kid you not I could tell you he had a child like high pitch voice from six rows back in the middle of an nba game. I mean I could make out what he was saying clear as day. At the end of the half he starts just spewing vomit like he was a disney world fountain. You know how when a person vomits you try and keep in one spot? This man was like a sprinkler trying to cover as much surface area as possible. It went on for so long. I did not know a human being was capable of producing this much vomit before. Even after it was done projecting it just flowed out of his mouth like Willy wonkas chocolate river. The man he was with was so mortified that I could just see him laying in bed ten years from now recalling this moment. He ended up taking him out of the section when he was done vomiting (long long after anyone nearby had run) and that was the last I saw of them. The smell was overpowering until about halfway through the third. I know it sounds like I’m being dramatic, but it honestly felt like a cheap bit from an Adam Sandler movie because it was that dramatic