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[Todd] Right as the halftime buzzer sounded a Celtics fan in the lower bowl, nearish to the media seating, projectile vomited multiple times ON people and all over the seats. People were covered in his vomit. I can’t imagine. It’s so gross, I can’t even look in that direction



[Todd] Right as the halftime buzzer sounded a Celtics fan in the lower bowl, nearish to the media seating, projectile vomited multiple times ON people and all over the seats. People were covered in his vomit. I can’t imagine. It’s so gross, I can’t even look in that direction

by lightskinbeaner

26 Comments

  1. Thatguyyoupassby

    Damn – mods please delete this or translate to a foreign language that I cannot read, at least.

  2. megaman47

    Ayyyyyy now, the Celtics also have a puke fan!!! Welcome to the club, brother!!!!

  3. RewardStory

    Imagine paying to get lower bowl tickets to see your favorite team play and someone projectile vomits on you during the half. Like do you stick it out for the rest of the game with vomit or do you just pack it up and go home

  4. antoninscalia420

    If this is anything like last time Joe Mazzulla is in the hot seat

  5. I need video. And I need Jomboy to break down said video.

  6. Stock_Perspective_99

    If you don’t wanna be in the spray zone don’t buy nice seats

  7. rikki-tikki-deadly

    Check the original vomit. If it’s fake, it was a prank done by Chunk, and he’ll regret it immensely later. If it’s real, it was the work of one David “Lard-Ass” Hogan.

  8. paddiction

    Kings fans puke on the floor. Celtics fans puke on other people. Championship mentality

  9. jearold_

    As nasty as this sounds, kinda wanna see that video.

  10. I’ve mentioned this elsewhere in the thread. But this man was severely disabled, and as far as I could tell not drinking. I was six rows behind him and watched the entire thing transpire. I also took a lap in the third quarter because the smell was overpowering.

  11. Copied from another reply I wrote in this thread: I was at the game six rows behind this event. The man in question was about 30ish, and had some kind of developmental disability.

    He was there with someone who I assume was his dad. This guy was so loud I kid you not I could tell you he had a child like high pitch voice from six rows back in the middle of an nba game. I mean I could make out what he was saying clear as day. At the end of the half he starts just spewing vomit like he was a disney world fountain. You know how when a person vomits you try and keep in one spot? This man was like a sprinkler trying to cover as much surface area as possible. It went on for so long. I did not know a human being was capable of producing this much vomit before. Even after it was done projecting it just flowed out of his mouth like Willy wonkas chocolate river. The man he was with was so mortified that I could just see him laying in bed ten years from now recalling this moment. He ended up taking him out of the section when he was done vomiting (long long after anyone nearby had run) and that was the last I saw of them. The smell was overpowering until about halfway through the third. I know it sounds like I’m being dramatic, but it honestly felt like a cheap bit from an Adam Sandler movie because it was that dramatic

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