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First tankathon sim of the day



First tankathon sim of the day

by bunny-foofoo

16 Comments

  1. Active_Page_3886

    Lmao r/nba would be set on fire if this tank actually works out

  2. newuser201890

    Just don’t pick ANYONE who is under 6’9” for christ sake

  3. amino110

    I had a dream yesterday :

    -We get Wemby

    -Magic are extremely high on Wemby and want to build their franchise around him and Banchero

    -Mavs trade Wemby+Bertans to the Magic for Franz Wagner+WCJ + 11th pick+8 th pick

    -We draft Hendricks and Cason Wallace with those picks.

    -We trade THJ to the Pels for 17th pick and we draft Lively.

    -We extend Kyrie

    -We get a starting five of : Luka-Kyrie-Wagner-Hendricks-WCJ with Hardy,Wallace,Green and Lively in the bench .

    -We reach the NBA finals but we lose for lack of experience.

    I smoked too much weeed the last couple of days

    For people downvoting me : Why so serious lmao ?

    ![gif](giphy|TJufnSz934AnK)

  4. top_of_the_table

    That would be nice, but honestly I would be happy, if we just get to keep our pick at #10.

  5. Eidan_CK

    If we lose vs SA, our chances to keep the pick are about 76% and 24% to not keep it. Am I right?

    Imagine if we have no luck🥲🥲🥲

  6. Active_Page_3886

    Took me 4 tries to get Wemby. The 1st try we got Scoot at pick 4 though

  7. jdmay101

    Also hilariously the Raptors move up 10 spots so they can draft… another 6’9″ guy.

    Seriously they have some sort of weird obsession with that height.

  8. MordredKLB

    I swear they must do geo-location to fuck with these odds. I ran 4 last night and got:

    Mavs 11

    Hou 1, Mavs 2

    Mavs 1

    Mavs 4, SA 1

  9. SV-1989

    The NBA is going to make sure we get the 11th pick, just as a big “fuck you” to MC for complaining about the GSW game.

  10. typhoonjerry

    3% chance for number 1 overall and 11.8% chance for a top 4 pick. Also means there is also a 1 in 5 chance we get leapfrogged and end up at 11 or 12 and have to send it to NY.

  11. shawnkfox

    1/8 chance of the Mavs getting a top 4 pick. Considering that the Mavs always seem to get screwed by the lottery I think we are due for a lucky draw.

  12. moe1984

    i am 100% sure that if dallas somehow won the lotto, they will trade the pick instead of just drafting wembanyama. there is no doubt in my mind.

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