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What is with Jaylen Brown and watering plants?



What is with Jaylen Brown and watering plants?

by Pretend-Carob-9053

13 Comments

  1. SquimJim

    Idk if you ever had any plants

    But either your plants die because you don’t water them or you die watering them

    There’s no in-between

  2. PebblyJackGlasscock

    Ask the folks at r/trees, they can help you understand what happened.

  3. archerarcher0

    It jaylen man, he’s basically gen z uncle iroh

    I can picture him in his night clothes about to tuck in at a smooth 10:30 pm sipping tea and watering his plants while wave sounds or something play in the background

  4. Suitable-Classic9237

    Something else happened I’m not buying the vase accident lol.

  5. SilverMagnum

    I was assuming that was a cover for a beer glass type incident… but maybe dude just really likes his plants

  6. StylinBill

    Well he has plants and would like them to not die so he watered them

  7. CanyonCoyote

    I can’t tell if people are being serious. Like guys this is obviously code for something else.

  8. Eisenhorn76

    This tweet is over a month old now. JB was playing the long game if he was planning to go Dahmer on someone.

  9. kevinllama21

    I’m pretty sure he’s said in the past he brings plants with him on the road or has plants brought to his rooms on the road. Big vibes kind of guy

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