“Firstly, I want to acknowledge the incredible work Nick Nurse has done for the Raptors organization. He has been an integral part of our success, from leading us to our first championship to guiding us through this past season. His coaching expertise and leadership have been vital to our continued growth as a team, and we are grateful for everything he has done for us. As we come to the end of this season, we are evaluating all aspects of our organization to determine what’s best for the future of the Toronto Raptors. We understand there may be speculation and rumors about what the future holds, but we ask for patience as we work through this process. We are committed to making the best decisions for the long-term success of our team and will communicate with our fans when the time is right. Our commitment to excellence remains unwavering, and we are confident that we will emerge stronger and more competitive than ever before. As always, we appreciate the support of our fans and thank them for their patience as we navigate this offseason.”
WorldTwisting
The first 3 paragraphs are on point
myrapties
It’s amazing how accurate AI has gotten with mimicking corporate speech. I fully expect Masai to talk a lot but say very little
FalseZookeepergame15
But it didn’t write out “winning” that’s a staple word in the Masai vocabulary. ChatGPT needs to go back to the drawing board.
I think this is more a Bobby impersonation. Masai might say similar stuff but his speech is a lot less business speak.
ZookeepergameLoose86
I want him to say losing losing losing losing culture cuz we ain’t got a pick unless it’s top 6
AlexRescueDotCom
Asked the same question, but asked the bot to be snarky, and with more emphasis on Nick Nurse.
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>Well, well, well, here we are at the end of another exciting season. I’m sure you all have a lot of questions, but before we get started, let me just say one thing: Nick Nurse, what a guy. I mean, have you seen him work his magic on the court? The man is a genius. > >But let’s be real here, Nick Nurse is just one part of the equation. It takes a whole team to make this thing work. And I am so proud of the Raptors organization for the hard work and dedication they put in day in and day out. > >Now, I know some of you might be wondering about our performance this season. It wasn’t the best, I’ll admit that. But let me tell you something: this team has heart. We never gave up, even when the odds were against us. And that’s something to be proud of. > >As for Nick, well, what can I say? The man is a mastermind. He knows how to get the best out of his players, and he’s not afraid to take risks. That’s the kind of coach you want leading your team. > >So, to sum it all up: Nick Nurse, he’s the man. And the Raptors, we’re a force to be reckoned with. We’ll be back next season, better than ever. Thank you all for your time, and we’ll see you on the court.
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“Firstly, I want to acknowledge the incredible work Nick Nurse has done for the Raptors organization. He has been an integral part of our success, from leading us to our first championship to guiding us through this past season. His coaching expertise and leadership have been vital to our continued growth as a team, and we are grateful for everything he has done for us. As we come to the end of this season, we are evaluating all aspects of our organization to determine what’s best for the future of the Toronto Raptors. We understand there may be speculation and rumors about what the future holds, but we ask for patience as we work through this process. We are committed to making the best decisions for the long-term success of our team and will communicate with our fans when the time is right. Our commitment to excellence remains unwavering, and we are confident that we will emerge stronger and more competitive than ever before. As always, we appreciate the support of our fans and thank them for their patience as we navigate this offseason.”
The first 3 paragraphs are on point
It’s amazing how accurate AI has gotten with mimicking corporate speech. I fully expect Masai to talk a lot but say very little
But it didn’t write out “winning” that’s a staple word in the Masai vocabulary. ChatGPT needs to go back to the drawing board.
[lol glad this is becoming a meme](https://twitter.com/raptormoments/status/1648696576695767046) it works so perfectly
I think this is more a Bobby impersonation. Masai might say similar stuff but his speech is a lot less business speak.
I want him to say losing losing losing losing culture cuz we ain’t got a pick unless it’s top 6
Asked the same question, but asked the bot to be snarky, and with more emphasis on Nick Nurse.
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>Well, well, well, here we are at the end of another exciting season. I’m sure you all have a lot of questions, but before we get started, let me just say one thing: Nick Nurse, what a guy. I mean, have you seen him work his magic on the court? The man is a genius.
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>But let’s be real here, Nick Nurse is just one part of the equation. It takes a whole team to make this thing work. And I am so proud of the Raptors organization for the hard work and dedication they put in day in and day out.
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>Now, I know some of you might be wondering about our performance this season. It wasn’t the best, I’ll admit that. But let me tell you something: this team has heart. We never gave up, even when the odds were against us. And that’s something to be proud of.
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>As for Nick, well, what can I say? The man is a mastermind. He knows how to get the best out of his players, and he’s not afraid to take risks. That’s the kind of coach you want leading your team.
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>So, to sum it all up: Nick Nurse, he’s the man. And the Raptors, we’re a force to be reckoned with. We’ll be back next season, better than ever. Thank you all for your time, and we’ll see you on the court.
Sounds like an obituary. Thoughts and prayers.