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Ohhh …. so this is what Dillon Brooks meant when he said “I poke Bears”



Ohhh …. so this is what Dillon Brooks meant when he said “I poke Bears”

by AcanthocephalaLow979

17 Comments

  1. AcanthocephalaLow979

    Little did he know the bear would bite back with a flagrant 2

  4. Environmental_Home22

    Bron 3:16 says “Fuck around and find out.”

  7. Due_Platypus_3913

    Well,since Dray refused to kiss him,,,

  8. HawWahDen

    Dare him to poke cocaine bear. She don’t fuck around

  10. coolerthanice

    If I was LeBron, I’d show up to the game tomorrow wearing a fake bear fur coat

  13. Maliluma

    The Simpsons, is there anything they haven’t done?

    Mr. Burns:

    Some men hunt for sport,
    Others hunt for food,
    The only thing I’m hunting for,
    Is an outfit that looks good…

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.

    See this hat, ’twas my cat,
    My evening wear – vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino
    African endangered rhino.

    *Grizzly bear underwear*,
    Turtles’ necks, I’ve got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle
    It shall rest,

    Try my red robin suit,
    It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest,
    See my vest.

    Like my loafers? Former gophers –
    It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So let’s prepare these dogs,
    Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
    Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
    Oh please, won’t you see my vest

  16. workingdad83

    Are you saying he’s on Bron’s nuts?

  17. getdealtwit_2003

    I guess it’s better than having that bear poke you.

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