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It’s killing him



It’s killing him

by ashandrien

48 Comments

  1. lardbiscuits

    And people make fun of those who believe in lizard people.

    Look at this reptile.

  2. phillybags

    Bros gonna sprout a few skull veins after this shit

  3. Oh lord! It’s Zuckerberg dad! Somebody give this guy some protein.

  4. spilledsippycup

    Why’s he rub olive oil on his head

  5. 1HasNoNam3

    My wife knows nothing about sports – hates basketball.

    Walks in from her commute home, sees the screen, and goes “oh my god – who the fuck is that ugly creeper?”

  6. partyandbullshit90a

    You can’t convince me that’s not already a corpse

  7. WillieBangor

    This isnt fair. Im sure you all would have the same face right now if you told your lizard overlords Boston was a sure bet.

  8. PhilsForever

    **You’re all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!**

  9. Isn’t that the dude who opened the Ark in Indiana Jones?

  10. Whitealroker1

    Alien muthafucha stole two of my uncles cows in the 80s and….did things with their skin.

    ADAM YOU ALIEN FUCK GO BACK TO JUPITER.

  11. New_Ad5005

    You can kill us both, but you will not find the galaxy

  12. JRakowskiTattoo

    He looks like a hairless cat, I hate it.

  13. dudewheresmycarbs_

    Refs about to tape up our basket.

  14. medunjanin

    He’ll be back in game 6 with some bullshit

  15. Kodiyashi

    A waiter once told my dad that he looks like adam silver and my dad took it as a compliment

  16. thesouthpaw17

    This guy handed us Bryan colangelo. Never forget

  17. EnemyOfEloquence

    He looks like the nazi that melts at the end of Indiana Jones

  18. funkyquasar

    How I desperately want Philly to host the NBA draft so we can boo the bejeezus out of this motherfucker

  19. That’s his regular cunt of a face find a new slant

  20. Mr_Booty_Bandit

    Bro looks like that painting of the bald farmer standing next to his wife 💀

  21. DRsheesh

    Crazy how that little alien in his head was allowed to be in Men In Black with this body then they thought no one would notice when they made him NBA Commish

  22. NPExplorer

    He is genuinely unsettling, no way he doesn’t kill small animals or something

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