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Post your crack pot trade ideas here – I’ll go first



Post your crack pot trade ideas here – I’ll go first

by Mindless-Revenue2512

14 Comments

  1. TheRealFakeDoors503

    Can we even trade the 2026 1st? Thought that one is locked up until our 1st to the Bulls conveys

  2. 1850ChoochGator

    Man just use the pinned thread for these “interesting” trade posts.

  3. Randvek

    We can’t trade our 2026 1st round pick.

    We shouldn’t go anywhere near any trade that lands us Ayton. Dude is on max money but plays like ass.

  4. nurkstossattherim

    All trades proposed since end of the season have been crack pot ideas

  5. DavidZacharyYT

    1) Jerami would have to be a S&T and other players can’t be Included on that

    2) We can’t trade a bunch of our firsts plus the NYK first. One of them has to go to the Bulls

    3) Just stop pls

  6. toadtruck

    Raps would only do this for Sharpe as well imo

  7. tblazrdude

    This would probably need us to absorb a guy using the small TPE (the deal is like $1-2M away from cap compliance), but it’s essentially Nurkic + filler for Simmons and a 2023 first.

    The thought is you plan on Simmons as a human cap hold/14th man, and then we can use the first to upgrade at the center spot using other tools.

  8. SPAREustheCUTTER

    I like that we get 0 wins out of this. Lfg.

  9. ForeverRaining

    Where’s that one guy that was unironically spamming crackpot trade posts all season

  10. Comfortable_Chain459

    Not possible like other people mentioned, but honestly I like the boldness! Nice work.

    I would probably want to see a little more coming back to the Blazers from the Suns. Maybe their 1st?

    I think Nurk + Grant together worth more a bit more than Ayton. But of course that’s in the eye of the beholder. If you think Ayton can be a star winning player, this is a solid deal.

  11. highway_vigilante

    I don’t know squat about trades/contracts/free agents etc, but I’d take that trade in a hot minute OP.

  12. HistoricalPeanut7

    Basically, the Blazers and Raptors need to mash their teams together.

  13. needaburnerbaby

    As a raptors fan. Sure I guess? But no.

    As a Suns fan. Wtf why would we do this?

    As a Blazers fan. Fuck yah!

  14. I know there are some logistical issues… but I kinda like it for everyone?

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