well im glad twitter is letting us know bogut is tweeting from earth
Happy_Yogurtcloset_2
Doris wants that Rachel Nichols treatment from Butler, but from Embiid
Foofyman
Well let’s look at this objectively –
**Embiid is a different specimen:** True!
Embiid as absolutely a different level physicaly, dude is a monster. Grass is green, sky is blue, Embiid is special.
**Tatum is having a terrible game:** True!
Tatum was having a horrible game right up until the 4th quarter. Tbh it’d be weird if she didn’t call attention it it.
**Embiid is so fun to watch:** False!
Embiid is a foul baiting bitch and he’s probably the least fun mega star stylistically to watch. Verifiably false and she can eat poop.
Doob4Sho
Lol the funny thing is, if you look at the Sixers sub, they think Doris favors TATUM
Delusional as all hell
Afroman3091
Ehhhh. I meannn sheâs just doing her job tbh. There are games where sheâs all over the Câs too (look at previous years).
Commentators have bosses, and those bosses want them to highlight certain players for whatever reason. Itâs entertainment at the end of the day and they have to sell a product.
Pain_Monster
Sheâs actually not a Phillys fan, per se, sheâs from New York and probably grew up disliking Philly, but as we all know, New Yorkers *hate* Boston, so itâs more of the fact that she is anti-Boston here.
She would have been subconsciously rooting for the Generals to beat us (in the Harlem Globetrotter league).
raylui34
I think half the time when I am watching basketball, if i am too focused on the game, i tend to tune out what the commentators say anyways
madcaplaughed
Did no one else read this as â17 inch embiid is a different specimenâ?
TelephoneCreepy2518
I thought Doris was clearly told something after game five and seemed not so bad last game.
LeftHandFree111
As a diehard C’s fan…I can’t stand all of these posts. It’s not neutral or objective to just choose to ignore when she gushes about Tatum, Brown or Smart. You casuals spend more time talking about the broadcasters than the actual game. It’s pathetic. Stop.
Oil_trader24
Neutral fan here- I put all her superlatives on mute whenever she is commentating. She canât skip a game without mentioning Embids height, weight, and dick size. Bitch needs to retire
GastricAcid
Bogutâs a dumbass
KenyonFartin
As a Nets fan that hates the Celtics, she clearly favours Embiid, I swapped to Spanish ESPN so I didn’t have to hear it
C4VEJOHNSON
Doris is the worst. Once during a game she commentated she was ranting about how amazing lebron was and said “There is just no one like him, he does it all and at his size. , He’s like a passing tackle blocker out there” My friend and I had to hit rewind because what the hell is a passing tackle blocker? I was dying laughing for some reason. Ever since I use the term “Passing tackle blocker” to describe LeBron.
calliexx12
Honestly this is validating because I thought I was just hearing it through my own Celtics bias- but it has been so blatant.
Her obsession with Embiid paired with her over criticalness of the Celtics has made her unbearable to listen to
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well im glad twitter is letting us know bogut is tweeting from earth
Doris wants that Rachel Nichols treatment from Butler, but from Embiid
Well let’s look at this objectively –
**Embiid is a different specimen:** True!
Embiid as absolutely a different level physicaly, dude is a monster. Grass is green, sky is blue, Embiid is special.
**Tatum is having a terrible game:** True!
Tatum was having a horrible game right up until the 4th quarter. Tbh it’d be weird if she didn’t call attention it it.
**Embiid is so fun to watch:** False!
Embiid is a foul baiting bitch and he’s probably the least fun mega star stylistically to watch. Verifiably false and she can eat poop.
Lol the funny thing is, if you look at the Sixers sub, they think Doris favors TATUM
Delusional as all hell
Ehhhh. I meannn sheâs just doing her job tbh. There are games where sheâs all over the Câs too (look at previous years).
Commentators have bosses, and those bosses want them to highlight certain players for whatever reason. Itâs entertainment at the end of the day and they have to sell a product.
Sheâs actually not a Phillys fan, per se, sheâs from New York and probably grew up disliking Philly, but as we all know, New Yorkers *hate* Boston, so itâs more of the fact that she is anti-Boston here.
She would have been subconsciously rooting for the Generals to beat us (in the Harlem Globetrotter league).
I think half the time when I am watching basketball, if i am too focused on the game, i tend to tune out what the commentators say anyways
Did no one else read this as â17 inch embiid is a different specimenâ?
I thought Doris was clearly told something after game five and seemed not so bad last game.
As a diehard C’s fan…I can’t stand all of these posts. It’s not neutral or objective to just choose to ignore when she gushes about Tatum, Brown or Smart. You casuals spend more time talking about the broadcasters than the actual game. It’s pathetic. Stop.
Neutral fan here- I put all her superlatives on mute whenever she is commentating. She canât skip a game without mentioning Embids height, weight, and dick size. Bitch needs to retire
Bogutâs a dumbass
As a Nets fan that hates the Celtics, she clearly favours Embiid, I swapped to Spanish ESPN so I didn’t have to hear it
Doris is the worst. Once during a game she commentated she was ranting about how amazing lebron was and said “There is just no one like him, he does it all and at his size. , He’s like a passing tackle blocker out there” My friend and I had to hit rewind because what the hell is a passing tackle blocker? I was dying laughing for some reason. Ever since I use the term “Passing tackle blocker” to describe LeBron.
Honestly this is validating because I thought I was just hearing it through my own Celtics bias- but it has been so blatant.
Her obsession with Embiid paired with her over criticalness of the Celtics has made her unbearable to listen to
Joel is on her all NBA train for sure
Always liked that fella…