Joel also with Sunday being the 2nd best day of his career.
signupseriouslywtf
Why has God been punishing him so much then? My man is overdue for some divine intervention. I’ll take any hope I can get. LETS GOOOOOOOO
SonicdaSloth
Not a Tobi time fan but if they are going to run out just 7 guys, there will be times he has a mismatch on a guard that we can go to for offense if shit bogs down
His game died on Thursday just so he could be resurrected on Sunday? Make me a believer.
sagittariisXII
The power of Christ compels him
stbotreaux4
As is Doc I think. Harden be sinning for sure tho
Chief_JD
I’m an atheist but catch me in Sunday mass if he hoops tomorrow
Head-Kiwi-9601
Story time:
Ali was peppering Frazier in their first fight. He kept saying “you can’t beat me, I’m god.” Frazier laid into him with a body shot, shoved him into a corner, and responded “you in the wrong place tonight god.”
I like players that are prepared to kick god’s ass more than ones waiting for his help.
Wrong_Eggplant
Just went down a little wormhole on this topic and unfortunately Jaylen Brown’s best stat day is also Sunday. Also Tatum’s 2nd best stat day is Sunday, and Harden’s worst day is Sunday.
It doesn’t mean anything! I tell myself
Wladim8_Lenin
How about he just goes to the promised alone and fucking stays there?
Bajecco
Always nice to have an Invisible Sky Wizard on your side.
Will_I_survive_this
Over me???
GreaterHealingPotion
I’m an atheist and I will believe in anything to get this win
agentgill0
Well that settles it then. Sixers in 7.
Philly-lifegoeson
That would truly be a miracle when considering he is 4th offensive option. He just needs to be competent and leave the heavy lifting to Embiid, Maxey and possibly Harden.
aredditheadache
Tobi is proof there is no God
eaglesslave
I just want him to be aggressive man. Miss one early 3 then he’s terrified to shoot another and just hides in the corner on offense. We need this dude desperately.
RAF_Buckets
If someone paid me 180 million dollars I’d be thanking Jesus every day too
polishtriangle
So he’s bad at basketball and stupid
R3A1xGhosT
If we win and Tobias scores more than 15pts I will personally name my first born child’s first and middle name Tobias Harris
JD021993
Pray to whatever deity you believe in that Tobias scores more than TWO goddamned points.
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Please Jesus, please make Tobias better at basketball for one day. Amen
Bro trusting multiple processes
If he doesn’t tomorrow, he’s not seeing the pearly gates.
https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/joel-embiid-stats-each-day-of-week-career
Joel also with Sunday being the 2nd best day of his career.
Why has God been punishing him so much then? My man is overdue for some divine intervention. I’ll take any hope I can get. LETS GOOOOOOOO
Not a Tobi time fan but if they are going to run out just 7 guys, there will be times he has a mismatch on a guard that we can go to for offense if shit bogs down
Tobi redemption game. 23 points 14 rebounds 2 assists. Sixers win 105 to 94
His game died on Thursday just so he could be resurrected on Sunday? Make me a believer.
The power of Christ compels him
As is Doc I think. Harden be sinning for sure tho
I’m an atheist but catch me in Sunday mass if he hoops tomorrow
Story time:
Ali was peppering Frazier in their first fight. He kept saying “you can’t beat me, I’m god.” Frazier laid into him with a body shot, shoved him into a corner, and responded “you in the wrong place tonight god.”
I like players that are prepared to kick god’s ass more than ones waiting for his help.
Just went down a little wormhole on this topic and unfortunately Jaylen Brown’s best stat day is also Sunday. Also Tatum’s 2nd best stat day is Sunday, and Harden’s worst day is Sunday.
It doesn’t mean anything! I tell myself
How about he just goes to the promised alone and fucking stays there?
Always nice to have an Invisible Sky Wizard on your side.
Over me???
I’m an atheist and I will believe in anything to get this win
Well that settles it then. Sixers in 7.
That would truly be a miracle when considering he is 4th offensive option. He just needs to be competent and leave the heavy lifting to Embiid, Maxey and possibly Harden.
Tobi is proof there is no God
I just want him to be aggressive man. Miss one early 3 then he’s terrified to shoot another and just hides in the corner on offense. We need this dude desperately.
If someone paid me 180 million dollars I’d be thanking Jesus every day too
So he’s bad at basketball and stupid
If we win and Tobias scores more than 15pts I will personally name my first born child’s first and middle name Tobias Harris
Pray to whatever deity you believe in that Tobias scores more than TWO goddamned points.
