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Six hours old. First life lesson, we always root against the Lakers!



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by mikeyshits

17 Comments

  1. toadtruck

    Are you tall? Or is that ceiling short…

  2. [deleted]

    Congratulations brotha , ripcitys newest fan!

  3. This sub is turning into something horrible

  4. So tiny!!! What a precious sweet blob. I remember when mine were that new. Really brings back some memories. Anyway, I hope you all get some rest tonight. (Pro tip: if baby is fussy, rock them slowly at a slight incline while cooing “fuck the Lakers”)

  5. RestartTheSystem

    I can’t imagine watching a sports game six hours after my baby is born hahaha

    Who am I to judge though? Maybe it’s your 4th child or something..

  6. EternalCowboy89

    Nice congrats man! It’s a good day when you have a baby AND the Lakers lose

  7. jumbojimbojamo

    Pretty sick beard for only being 6 hours old

  8. Mr-Rin-tin-tingleman

    Congrats! Also fuck the lakers!

  9. caronare

    Bless young lord on this day of birth! Fuck LA for eternity!

  10. Moonbreon

    hell yeah! What’d name the lil guy? Terry? Damian?? Rasheed??? Bonzi?????

  11. TalenHortonTuckMeIn

    Love how all Laker fans scroll thru their feeds tonight to find posts from every other fanbase dedicated to them. Lost the game but man is the rent pouring in

  12. SaulTBolls

    Congratulations! Just had my first in March. Taught her about the heartbreak of being a blazer fan lol.

    Go nuggets.

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