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After a long day giving people lifts in your taxi, you come home and see this man eating a pizza with your wife



After a long day giving people lifts in your taxi, you come home and see this man eating a pizza with your wife

by Past-Chest-6507

12 Comments

  1. bsanchey

    Me: Yo tom peep this. On the defense you good. But on offense watch the film. Dudes is bouncing the air out of the ball while everyone stands around. Man you gotta come up with some movement actions my guy. Screen a shooter open. Get guys cutting. The offense be stagnant

    Also some small ball with Obi could help transition. Man also pick up the pace. Could have beat Miami if we had a few more possessions with some pace.

    My wife: I don’t even get a hello or anything just straight to talking to Thibs

    Thibs: I’m just here for pizza 🍕

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  2. zounderk1te

    Me: Hey Tom, how would you like your water?

    Tom: ICE!

  3. nofapbbby

    Thibs is a player, he dated 2 women with the same name

  4. Snuggle__Monster

    If your wifes name is Debbie then you never stood a chance.

  5. ILiftBIunts

    Not worried.. they’re watching Tape

  6. ezhnomartini

    I mean… He preaches defense… Guess I should have listened

  7. bloveddemon

    I’ll give it my blessing if it means he’s fired

  8. scarytruth1111

    I’d help him set up a Indeed account.

  9. Tough_Steak

    They are both on the couch watching Seinfeld. The box of pizza is open and rested firmly on his bulging dad gut. Your wife is hand feeding him the pizza.

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