[Mizell] Sixers just announced a press conference at 3pm today. I wonder what could warrant such a gathering!
Sixers just announced a press conference at 3pm today. I wonder what could warrant such a gathering!
— Gina Mizell (@ginamizell) June 1, 2023
by DanM142
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Why would the Sixers do that? Cue Mountains by Hans Zimmer.
Nurse introduction?
they hired a new coach…
It’s coming. The harden 4 year max. brace yourselves. It’s our only chance
They’re giving Jaden Springer, Max McClung, and Louis King the keys to the franchise
It’s not like we just hired a coach to replace Doc. This is interesting… 🤡
Croce is going to hit Morey and Brand with a steel chair and then slam beers
we’re getting kevin durant lets gooo
Kate Scott is going to tell us that sadly, we do not in fact got this.
Introducing a new mascot that is a hot dog named Big Dog. Going to ride around the stadium shooting Sixers Glenn Robinson dolls out of a canon. Heard it from a team source.
**Doc** inc!