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[Mizell] Sixers just announced a press conference at 3pm today. I wonder what could warrant such a gathering!



[Mizell] Sixers just announced a press conference at 3pm today. I wonder what could warrant such a gathering!

by DanM142

11 Comments

  1. bedzeban

    Why would the Sixers do that? Cue Mountains by Hans Zimmer.

  2. wawasmoothies

    It’s coming. The harden 4 year max. brace yourselves. It’s our only chance

  3. ABagOfPopcorn

    They’re giving Jaden Springer, Max McClung, and Louis King the keys to the franchise

  4. LordLucasSixers

    It’s not like we just hired a coach to replace Doc. This is interesting… 🤡

  5. tollboothwilson

    Croce is going to hit Morey and Brand with a steel chair and then slam beers

  6. Skullripper675

    we’re getting kevin durant lets gooo

  7. ThePalmIsle

    Kate Scott is going to tell us that sadly, we do not in fact got this.

  8. RenderedInGooseFat

    Introducing a new mascot that is a hot dog named Big Dog. Going to ride around the stadium shooting Sixers Glenn Robinson dolls out of a canon. Heard it from a team source.

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