Jarred Vanderbilt, lord of the underworld, host of the dead, stern holder of the boundary between death and life.
Cold flesh becomes spirit, bright eyes glint from shadows, lovers long parted unite, families join once more-kind one, fearsome one, all this you see and welcome, all this you encompass, light in dark, love in death.
Vando unseen, lord of all who have lived and died, I pray to you. Master of defense, giver of energy, receiver of those most dear to us, lost to us, treasures all, all within your realm. Great Vando, guardian of all who have passed to your kingdom, gracious god to whom we all will go, I praise you.
Vandoooooo 🐐
by Nykeeo
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cringe
Oh oh do Heart of Darkness next!
Might get downvoted to hell for this. But I’d try to sell high on him.
He’s a nice defender. But so bad offensively that he’ll always get played off the court in the playoffs.
Fun regular season player though. And I’ll be fine if he comes back. But he has real value. The Ringer had him rated as better than Austin. Which is completely asinine.
Those throwback jazz jerseys are awesome
Vando needs to be in the gym everyday shooting 3s all day
Contact Chris “LethalShooter” Matthews ASAP. He needs to have a consistent corner 3.
This post on a weird ass level
Crazy thing is I’d rather have him shoot a corner 3 than a contested layup. The man cannot finish around the basket.
Can’t wait to see this dude on the court again