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Official Dick number: 1



Official Dick number: 1

by Ambitious-Ad2226

36 Comments

  1. grapedinosour

    For fuck sake those are the ugliest jerseys in the league and year after year they bring them back. At least make the letters all white or something.

  2. OtisKaplan

    Fuck that jersey, fuck mlse, change the damn jersey

  3. onanotha_planet

    I guess the fuckin chevrons are confirmed for the year

  4. dinky3000

    Lol that’s a nicer suit than the one he wore on draft night. I want to cop that lol

  5. GOULFYBUTT

    Now is the perfect time to do a soft rebrand and completely change the jerseys.

    “We The North” will always be attributed to the Championship Era, but thats not where we are anymore. We should change things up to symbolize a change in head coach, focus on new young players, etc.

    Also, these jerseys are bad and have always been bad. Get rid if the chevron and bring back the raptor. We have the coolest logo/brand in the league and we don’t even use it because apparently a literal line with a slight point is cooler than a DINOSAUR.

    (MLSE, if you’re reading this, I will never buy any merch, especially jerseys, while they look like this and I feel like I’m not the only one. Financially speaking, you’d be well advised to change the jerseys.)

  6. mosth8ed

    Makes sense the number 1 is the most phallic of numbers

  7. Substantial-Funny-23

    Ugly ass jerseys, probably the ugliest of the last 2 decades. Maybe of all time.

  8. hammer_416

    Glad to see it’s just Dick. Was worried NBA would impose a G. Dick

  9. Substantial-Funny-23

    We should start a petition because of those jerseys.
    These have been hurting my eyes for 3 years now.
    They even wore them in G6 in the finals. lmao just because of the Canadian colors. They should just go back to their roots, bring some purple in, fuck the chevron, bit of silver, red and black. Done. But f the chevron. Terrible. I feel so ashamed watching these.

  10. foodfightbystander

    I went to NBAstore.ca yesterday to order a Gradey Dick #1 Raptors jersey. If you use the dropdown, it says “Barton, Will #1” So I went to the custom options.

    The website told me “We are unable to customize this item with the text you have entered.”

    Guys?! Could someone get this fixed please?

  11. damorec

    Purple, pinstripes, dinosaur. Make it happen

  12. earlyearlgray

    1 is the dickiest number that I’ve ever seen…

  13. AlwaysAttack

    Can’t wait for post game media “Dick explodes in the 4th quarter after a slow build up” LMFAO

  14. ElectricalBicycle212

    Hope I get this for Valentine’s Day.
    #1 DICK

  15. Sadiq_Sabonis

    He really had to choose 1 as his number lol

  16. AppropriateEmotion63

    Ofc he’d be assigned the most phallic number

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