[Tweet](https://twitter.com/CrumblCookies/status/1673860859230318593)
Crumbl Cookies tweeted “If
@tobias31
stays with the
@sixers
everyone in Philly gets a free Crumbl cookie” in response to Tobias Harris saying that casual Sixers fans will trade him for a crumbl cookie.
[Tobias Harris is an ambassador](https://6abc.com/new-cookie-shop-crumbl-cookies-wynnewood-tobias-harris/11434168)
for Crumbl Cookies’ Wynnewood PA location.
by FultzShoulder
27 Comments
Netflix level of marketing
Daryl Morey is going to piss the whole country off if he trades Tobi
Make it so if he gets traded everyone outside of Philly gets one, you cowards
No fucking shot. This is great.
Hey, I want him to stay just to get one.
But I ain’t in Philly. Dammit.
Obese Sixers fans who hate Tobias feeling conflicted rn
Morey keeping him just to get that free cookie
Zion is going to demand to be traded to Philly and play alongside Tobi.
first it was $1 hot dog night and now this smh philly gotta stop giving its sports fans free food or else they’ll burn the city down
your move philly
This was a good script from start to finish
Do they get a whole cookie, or just the recommended serving size of a cookie (1/4 of a cookie is the recommended serving size)?
-there are no crumbl cookie locations in philadelphia
r/nbacirclejerk in shambles
can they get OREOS instead
Insomnia Cookies >
I think crumbl is very overrated, but even I couldn’t turn down free
So you get to have your cookie and eat it too!
What if….. Tobias Harris is an investor in Crumbl?
I literally have never heard of this brand until today but now I kinda want to try one
I’m practicing my free throws just in case! 🍪
*when you buy $50 worth of stuff then you get 1 free cookie
Philly plumbers working overtime
Bro that’s fucking hilarious hahah
This is where the cookie crumbles
I’m not American so maybe i don’t have quite the same love affair with saccharine-sweet food, but every Crumbl cookie i have ever seen looked absolutely fucking disgusting.
And they’re ~700 calories PER COOKIE?? What the actual.
I think they’re joking…
…with that said I’m in Jersey and live near a Crumbl. They’re not exactly cheap but they are good. So I say people blow them up on social media until they pay up! At every location too!