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I paid $1000 to see these Lakers starters play in January with the woman I was seeing and then got dumped the next week. it was rough



I paid $1000 to see these Lakers starters play in January with the woman I was seeing and then got dumped the next week. it was rough

by EnigmaShroud

29 Comments

  1. EnigmaShroud

    I really really wanted to see LeBron and AD, both did not play.

    I’m glad we turned it around by the end of the year though.

  2. Irrichc

    1k for 2 tickets in the lerbon era sounds like you got a deal 👍🏽

  3. jonnysh

    You got to see max christe start in his rookie campaign?

    That’s the kinda shitnyoure gonna tell your grandkids – money well spent.

  4. drewlius24

    She probably dumped you because of this lineup. Don’t take it personally.

    (Please know I’m joking and sorry to hear ❤️)

  5. Were your seats really close or something? I paid 1k for two Lakers vs GSW game 3 playoffs but nosebleeds

  6. dirtykirty3

    This is why we don’t waste money on anyone unless it’s ourself or our kid

  7. Electrical_Aide_1980

    Thats awful…..sorry to hear that you spent $1000 to see pat bev play 🙁

  8. KSmoove4197

    Yikes that’s terrible! I’m sure the breakup was bad to but we really had some disgusting lineups huh 😭😂😭😭

  9. Did you at least end up with an STD after? I mean, tell us it was worth it, even for that.

  10. LongBeachBr0

    Hopefully you got some action after the game.

  11. i’m so sorry u had to pay that much to see that lineup

  12. Boots622

    She was probably a Dillion Brooks Stan anyway

  13. grabasneaker

    At least you got to witness Max Christie’s career high game.

  14. Hypnotic_Delta

    That is real unfortunate. Midwesterner here and I saw two Lakers away games over the last three seasons. AD didn’t play in either. For better or worse, we’re still part of the season and it’s cool to see the Purple and Gold in person surrounded by other fans.

  15. sultan_mo

    I paid $1300 for tickets to see the lakers play the raptors in Tampa just for some pos hawk player to injure Bron and ad was out for some reason. But still enjoyed watching us spanking the raptors.

  16. xxxhotpocketz

    Can’t believe we had that and still made the WCF lol

  17. Subject_Gene_9775

    Nah she’s just Xtie’s side thing now

  18. El_Chile_Amarillo

    Same thing happened to me. I went to watch sixers vs lakers at staple center but I got to watch Russell Westbrook play

  19. Afro_Loaf

    Not totally unrelated but as a bronco fan I paid $660 to see them play the rams at sofi w my mom last Christmas …

  20. rbilsbor

    Damn. Well on the flip side (this is only going to make it worse), I was going on a first date with someone and we were just supposed to have drinks at a bar. She tells me she has Lakers tickets because her boss can’t go tonight and would I like to go to the game instead? I say yes.

    Show up to the game… tickets are COURTSIDE.

    Lakers-Kings. Westbrick lost the ball out of bounds. I caught it and threw it back to him. He mean-mugged me because I guess I was supposed to throw it to the ref? Just an amazing experience (wasn’t interested in her but will remain forever grateful).

    Sorry for your loss but the universe took your bad luck and gave me the opposite just this once. Thank you for your service.

  21. noknownothing

    Take a photo of yourself at a game next year with your new, hotter girl, and make sure to include the new Lakers lineup when you send her the pic. She’ll understand you only took her to last year’s game cuz you were slumming it. End the text with the obligatory phrase, “LETS FUCKING GO!!”

  22. mobuckets21

    Were you able to smash tho? Just kidding..

  23. supremepoker

    If Tristan Thompson played he would of had you acting like a city boy

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