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This trade idea is for all the heat fans lurking on this sub.



This trade idea is for all the heat fans lurking on this sub.

by GoodMorningSpliff

30 Comments

  1. Unusual-Alfalfa-7140

    youll settle for Herro Jovic and 2 FRP

  2. GoodMorningSpliff

    Forgot to add 6 second round picks and infinite first round swaps

  3. tblazrdude

    be nice to them, their front office got them excited about trading tyler herro and duncan robinson for collin sexton; then it was donovan mitchell; then then it was kevin durant.

    that’s rough no matter how you slice it.

  4. Mosited1223

    “One year ago, Lillard pursued the Blazers on a supermax extension and landed a four-year, $176 million deal—including a $60 million annual average when he’s 35 and 36 years old,” ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski wrote. “That’s making it harder for the Blazers to trade Lillard, not easier. Some teams see that extension as a back-end blight on their cap.”

  5. stilloriginal

    Delusional. Why would the heat trade an all star in their prime for a 33 y/o guard on the start of a supermax? Lillard is the worst defender in the league and soon to be the worst contract in the league. You should be giving us picks to get rid of him. That’s why there’s no other offers. Then on top of it you want all our cheap depth to fill out a team that has over 100 million now dedicated to 3 players. How does this make any sense from the heat perspective?

  6. thatfuqa

    First fair trade pitch that I’ve seen.

  7. Carizle

    Can we include Pat Riley in the trade too?

  8. sniz821

    By far the most reasonable trade I’ve seen

  9. BigPh1llyStyle

    “That’s not fair, that’s not equal value….”

  10. pdxdrum84

    Imagine Dame forcing his way to the Heat to play with his buddy Bam, only to have Bam included in the trade for Dame 😂

    TBF, a lineup of Scoot/Ant/Sharpe/Grant/Bam with a bench unit of Devoe/Martin/Jaquez/Jovic/Nurkic (or another big) would have a pretty high potential over the next couple seasons.

  11. OrganizationFar6086

    That’s like 11 first round picks worth of value. You’re legitimately smoking crack. I know it’s emotional that your franchises big star wants out, but please try to stay grounded in reality 😂 he’s 33 soon and just came off injury a season ago, while on a massive contract. Your front office mismanaged the asset, he is no longer worth superstar trade packages, especially given that you are not shopping him of your own accord, he asked out. No one is about to hand you the literal perfect package to turn into a dynasty for a distressed asset, keep Dame pissed off or get real

  12. WBLwiffleball

    I know this a joke but I find this funny

    Heat Sub: Portland needs to give him up for 2 FRP’s because it’s forced.

    Blazers Sub: Miami needs to give up Martin, Robinson, Herro, JJJ, Jovic, 17 FRP’s and Bam or else they don’t want him

  13. hamsickle

    I’m guessing it’ll look something like that but herro instead of bam

  14. Antique-Purple-Axe

    Crazy part is they’d probably win a championship if they did this trade

  15. Gybe_enjoyer

    I posted this shit in the heat sub and they banned me within 10 minutes 😭

  16. I wish I could request a trade to a better company when I’m producing a lot more for my organization than my colleagues.

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