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Joel Embiid just got married next to me on the beach in Southampton



I congratulated him and told him to demand a trade to the Knicks. He shook my hand and politlely laughed

by Legitimate-Cupcake26

5 Comments

  1. gleepglopz

    You would think he would be getting married or taking pictures in a more exclusive place. South Hampton is nice and all but there’s like random people chilling in the backround.

  2. BenAfflecksBalls

    I’m just imagining him demanding a trade and saying it’s because of the guy on the beach

  3. Buttchuckle

    Knicks should stay as far away from this as possible. Forget about this .
    Don’t think about it .
    Don’t talk about it.
    Just let it go away.

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