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[Cato] Key figures within the Dallas Mavericks have spoken to superstar Luka Doncic about decreasing his preferred playing weight this summer



[Cato] Key figures within the Dallas Mavericks have spoken to superstar Luka Doncic about decreasing his preferred playing weight this summer

by BayonettaBasher

38 Comments

  1. rabid89

    > decreasing his preferred playing weight

    My goodness that is such a nice way of putting it lmao.

    As opposed to “Lose some weight, fatass.”

  2. DoncicsRoadTo200kg

    “Can you stop being a fatass?”

  3. HoopsHistoryGuy

    That’s it. They need to bring Kay Felder back into the NBA to help the Mavericks

  4. stutterhouse

    The email draft was sitting in HR for approximately two weeks coming up with this exact terminology.

  5. CheetahSperm18

    “Cut back on the recovery beers, Luka”

  6. kpeds45

    Luka seemed pretty fucking good at his weight, maybe focus on giving him a team with a real coach and a real bench.

  7. lugubrea

    Why do they make it sound like an intervention?

    Was Kyrie involved? and if not, how is he going to take being left out of being one of the “key figures within the Dallas Mavericks”?

  8. Morumbi_TO

    The key figures stated their plan is to surround him, point their fingers and chant “fatty fat fat fat” until he agrees

  9. FuddChud

    When the boss tries to blame the failures of the company on the best worker.

  10. bringbackthesonics21

    Find someone in life that lies to you like key figures within the Dallas Mavericks

  11. WobbleKun

    i feel like fat luka actually helps his game in the post. he just needs jokic like conditioning with all that fat.

  12. KhabibTime

    Dallas Mavericks said:

    **HE’S FAT!** 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  13. TheLoungeKnows

    If retired Chuck can do it, so can you.

  14. wormsisworms

    If anything lets fatten him up like bob in tekken

  15. EtanKlein

    I’m a Warriors fan but I yearn for him to be on the same team with Joker. Like somehow he gets traded to the Nuggets or something. I just think it’d be really fun to watch them on the same team, as bad as it would be for us and everyone else.

  16. PatientCommunity3374

    Can they actually do anything? Seems like they should be apologizing for the team they put together

  17. VirginiaTex

    It was just a couple of years ago he was drinking sweet tea in Mavs practice and was telling everyone how much he loved all the new food options in Texas.

  18. ClutchGamingGuy

    hey Luka, we won’t give a shit what weight you play at here in New York

  19. Messiahhh

    Man averaged 32 8 8. Put some talent around him and let him do him

  20. Gristle__McThornbody

    Dude just got married he’s going to add 20 more.

  21. actual_yellow_bag

    this comment thread is sad and thirsty lol

  22. TheMiserableMunchlax

    So is this the NBA version of the Cardinals telling Kyler to study the game?

  23. Christianmustang

    Brb asking my girlfriend to phrase my weight gain as a sudden preferred playing weight and not “drinking too much beer you fattie”

  24. w3bCraw1er

    If I am Luka, I am asking for a trade.

  25. LackingInPatience

    Who is even a key figure ahead of Luka at the Mavs? Dirk and Cuban?

  26. diderooy

    Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

  27. angel2timez

    It’s crazy that there is guys that dominate 99.99% of the basketball world and are “out of shape”. Lol

  28. -Shooter_McGavin-

    Maybe I’m not paying enough attention to the Mavs, but is Luka’s weight really the problem with this team? Seems like he was doing just fine until they let his best teammate walk and replaced him with trash.

  29. TinnieTa21

    The thing is, is his current weight really that bad? Players constantly talk about how surprising strong he is and he is always able to dictate the pace of play really well.

  30. Man0nTheMoon915

    Bro puts up insane stat lines and they tell him, “pls stop being fat”

  31. kapipindot

    If Luka complies and the team still ends up losing due to coaching reasons, I see him eating hotdogs during halftime breaks.

  32. Jicama-Smart

    haha, creative ways to describe fat

  33. DJSTANKDADDY2

    Didn’t he just propose? I got in great shape for my wedding and then promptly put every pound back on during my honeymoon and the holiday season shortly thereafter. Mavs fans better hope that wedding is in July…

  34. WadeCountyClutch

    Scott Steiner: He’s fat!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

  35. SANADA-X

    The Mavs should decrease their preferred carrying weight for Luka.

  36. browndude10

    “treadmill fat ass”

    -Leonard Fournette

    -Mavs FO

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