I can’t wait to see all the biblically accurate named shoes. Those old testament ones will be very interesting.
Odd-Hovercraft-1286
Coming to a Marshalls near you
OlTommyBombadil
Define woke, Jonathan
Foodworkssupervisor
What not playing basketball does to a mf
Pretend-Vehicle6185
And his new signature shoe, the One of the Good 1ās
idkwhatevs1234
He’s a full time right wing grifter, the only value of his status as “”””playingāāāā in the NBA is that it gives him a unique gimmick to stand out from the other right wing grifters
KneelBeforeCube
We know who gave DeSantis those 50K from the Magic.
2017Champs
Serious question, is he still on the Magicās roster or has he been cut/waived yet? Heās always injured and never plays so I canāt tell wether he is still an active player or not.
BackpackWalker
He’s gonna be a Republican politician once he officially retires, isn’t he?
OptionalBagel
“alternative to Nike” lmfao. Right.
GhostOfJiriWelsch
Right-wing Christians kill me.
Itās not enough that they are the dominant hegemonic force in US politics, they want explicit Christian themes even in their fucking sports apparel. Anything outside of bible study in public schools is some attack on Christian virtue.
They keep making these weird appeals to some by gone Christian values of old like this country doesnāt have secularism written into its founding doctrine.
They push back against āwokenessā because itās easier to fight some vague cultural boogeyman than come to terms with reality: the rest of the country and the world are leaving the bigoted leftovers of religion behind. No, Iām not going to ārespect your opinionsā when your opinions call for literal violence against those you disagree with.
Canāt wait to see Isaac on Jesse Waters in a year or two. All that talent wasted for whatever the fuck *this* is.
likes2watchU_P
Who?
Mister_Mangina
Add another right wing grifter to the pile.
BoldAsAnAxis
Nike is shaking rn. How will LeBron, Ronaldo, Giannis, Tiger Woods, etc. ever be able to compete against a brand with global superstar Jonathan Isaac as the face of their company?!?!?!
Awwh_Dood
“The radical left tore my ACL”
KilgoreMikeTrout
Great financial move, those idiots will pour their money into anything “anti-woke”
Awwh_Dood
If you got these on at the gym I’m fouling on defense
FlipAnd1
The Uncle Ruckus 1ās
brendon_b
Putting the fash in fast fashion.
coffee_eyes
$5 says when his company declares bankruptcy he’ll blame the woke mob for canceling him.
OhhhTAINTedCruuuuz
Man saw Enes Freedomās corner and said āyeah, I want that. I want that for me.ā
Sirliftalot35
Dude averaged under 10 combined points, rebounded, and assists last season. Iām sure people will be lining up to buy his signature shoes.
But at least he seems to have the same political leanings as his team, which just donated to Ron āslavery benefited the slavesā DeSantis.
Acceptable-Bench2547
āNBA Starā lmao
motherseffinjones
Heās setting up his post nba Fox News career
Proximity_Intel
Cut. This. Fool. Already.
JeremiahPhantom
News headline saying āNBA Starā š
murkurium
This brand is going to do well at Cabelas and Bass pro shop.
quedas
Man, weāre just taking Ls left and right today.
Wellā¦ mostly right.
kokaine21
How about you try to get back on the court you bum
FuddChud
Why when New Balance already exist.
SnooPies5622
Anti-woke is in opposition to Christian values
schuster9999
So tired of hearing about this idiot
Thunderous-Venturer
Heās not good enough to be doing this shit. Gonna be a guy no one will want to sign when he becomes available.
DEEZLE13
Magic team had so much promise too
MrAbadeer
āNBA Starā¦ā
š¤Ŗ
fullmetalsprockets
No, dipshit. Hating someone based on who they like to fuck is not a valid value.
nerdyintentions
Got to find a new grift since his NBA career isn’t going according to plan.
skywalkerRCP
The Magic doing all kinds of bullshit today, huh?
SoCalMemePolice
The venn diagram of anti-woke, ultra Christian conservatives and basketball sneaker fans are two completely separate circles
Agent_Cow314
I’d like to see the church of Satan launch their NBA line.
It’d be awesome;
Devil – makes your game so smooth they’ll steal your soles.
Lucifer – your epic dunks will make the angels fall at your feat (feet).
You’ve also got 7 themes to launch on all the sins.
BelligerentCow
“Isaac plans to offer a sneaker that heāll be wearing throughout the next NBA season. ”
So kicks for sitting out injured?
ShapeOfAUnicorn
Didn’t Jesus tear apart market stalls in a temple because he didn’t like that business men were desecrating his sacred holy religion with shallow money making capitalism?
50 Comments
Streets been waiting for these
rolls off the tongue
This gonna go hard with the over 70s.
What values?
https://twitter.com/ButtCrackSports/status/1686449239617081344?t=gMhud-jczmpP9JKLwYE0zQ&s=19
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DeSantis just made him the new CEO of Disney
He launches everything but jump shots
I can’t wait to see all the biblically accurate named shoes. Those old testament ones will be very interesting.
Coming to a Marshalls near you
Define woke, Jonathan
What not playing basketball does to a mf
And his new signature shoe, the One of the Good 1ās
He’s a full time right wing grifter, the only value of his status as “”””playingāāāā in the NBA is that it gives him a unique gimmick to stand out from the other right wing grifters
We know who gave DeSantis those 50K from the Magic.
Serious question, is he still on the Magicās roster or has he been cut/waived yet? Heās always injured and never plays so I canāt tell wether he is still an active player or not.
He’s gonna be a Republican politician once he officially retires, isn’t he?
“alternative to Nike” lmfao. Right.
Right-wing Christians kill me.
Itās not enough that they are the dominant hegemonic force in US politics, they want explicit Christian themes even in their fucking sports apparel. Anything outside of bible study in public schools is some attack on Christian virtue.
They keep making these weird appeals to some by gone Christian values of old like this country doesnāt have secularism written into its founding doctrine.
They push back against āwokenessā because itās easier to fight some vague cultural boogeyman than come to terms with reality: the rest of the country and the world are leaving the bigoted leftovers of religion behind. No, Iām not going to ārespect your opinionsā when your opinions call for literal violence against those you disagree with.
Canāt wait to see Isaac on Jesse Waters in a year or two. All that talent wasted for whatever the fuck *this* is.
Who?
Add another right wing grifter to the pile.
Nike is shaking rn. How will LeBron, Ronaldo, Giannis, Tiger Woods, etc. ever be able to compete against a brand with global superstar Jonathan Isaac as the face of their company?!?!?!
“The radical left tore my ACL”
Great financial move, those idiots will pour their money into anything “anti-woke”
If you got these on at the gym I’m fouling on defense
The Uncle Ruckus 1ās
Putting the fash in fast fashion.
$5 says when his company declares bankruptcy he’ll blame the woke mob for canceling him.
Man saw Enes Freedomās corner and said āyeah, I want that. I want that for me.ā
Dude averaged under 10 combined points, rebounded, and assists last season. Iām sure people will be lining up to buy his signature shoes.
But at least he seems to have the same political leanings as his team, which just donated to Ron āslavery benefited the slavesā DeSantis.
āNBA Starā lmao
Heās setting up his post nba Fox News career
Cut. This. Fool. Already.
News headline saying āNBA Starā š
This brand is going to do well at Cabelas and Bass pro shop.
Man, weāre just taking Ls left and right today.
Wellā¦ mostly right.
How about you try to get back on the court you bum
Why when New Balance already exist.
Anti-woke is in opposition to Christian values
So tired of hearing about this idiot
Heās not good enough to be doing this shit. Gonna be a guy no one will want to sign when he becomes available.
Magic team had so much promise too
āNBA Starā¦ā
š¤Ŗ
No, dipshit. Hating someone based on who they like to fuck is not a valid value.
Got to find a new grift since his NBA career isn’t going according to plan.
The Magic doing all kinds of bullshit today, huh?
The venn diagram of anti-woke, ultra Christian conservatives and basketball sneaker fans are two completely separate circles
I’d like to see the church of Satan launch their NBA line.
It’d be awesome;
Devil – makes your game so smooth they’ll steal your soles.
Lucifer – your epic dunks will make the angels fall at your feat (feet).
You’ve also got 7 themes to launch on all the sins.
“Isaac plans to offer a sneaker that heāll be wearing throughout the next NBA season. ”
So kicks for sitting out injured?
Didn’t Jesus tear apart market stalls in a temple because he didn’t like that business men were desecrating his sacred holy religion with shallow money making capitalism?