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My Girlfriend is Goated



For my birthday, my GF got me a book by the NYT that includes every article that the Heat have ever been mentioned in the NYT. The kicker? She got it signed by Rony Seikaly, the Heat’s first ever draft pick. Coolest gift anyone could ever give me!

by ButlerWithaJumper

8 Comments

  1. tomgreen99200

    Damn that’s a pretty cool gift. U got plenty of space to maybe get other signatures too!

  2. EctoRiddler

    Sucks that she defaced your book with magic marker

  3. Bright_Bite365

    Put a ring on that finger ASAP!!!! ASAP!

  4. RCocaineBurner

    Minneapolis, Orlando, Charlotte. Those teams *still* feel like expansion franchises.

  5. tobydiah

    I’d have preferred the title “My Girlfriend is Now My Fiancé”.

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