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Rudy Gobert: “Ce soir, j’ai l’impression d’avoir perdu ma virginité” (I feel like I have lost my virginity tonight), stated postgame after he hit a 3 point jumpshot during France’s FIBA warmup game.


Full quote:

> “I feel like I have lost my virginity tonight,” Gobert reacted to his 3-pointer after the game. “It’s something I work on a lot; every year, my confidence increases, and it is at a level where I know I can take them in games.”

> “I have to get used to it. My teammates trust me, my coach, too. The majority of fans don’t see what’s happening off the court and may be surprised that players are working on things they don’t see on the court,” added the Minnesota Timberwolves center.

by sewsgup

21 Comments

  1. BaileyHistory

    Skeptical but that would be insane if he could hit those

  2. PAWGle_the_lesser

    The virgin Rudy Gobert vs the Chad COVID-19

  3. LongSleeveSteeve

    I like his optimism but there isn’t any NBA team that’s going to allow him to shoot 3’s at this stage in his career. He’s literally one of the best players around the rim in terms of rebounding, finishing, & contesting shots on defense. Don’t reinvent the wheel here Rudy.

  4. GloryMaelstrom21

    Wait, he’s still a virgin?! I thought he had been penetrated a lot especially during playoffs…

  5. Minute-Decent

    When I watched him in pregame warmups, he’s hit threes. It’s different from in game but I’ve seen him hit many threes

  6. dash_44

    He just can’t be likeable huh.

    Is he doing this on purpose?

  7. Acrobatic_Emphasis41

    Ohh the jerkers are gonna love this

  8. Bwahehe

    I never understood these guys practicing 3s when they can’t hit free throws above 70%.

    Get that consistency up at the line first, then you can worry about taking shots where guys are actively guarding you.

  9. GangBangMountain

    Idk why people act like they’re gonna be guarding him tightly at the 3 point line. He’s gonna get wide open threes if he leaks out off a screen or on a broken play

  10. DumplingsandTequila

    Only bums say shit like that. He stays being a joke.

  11. Tatum-Better

    This is gonna be a beautiful twitter reply meme

  12. ShakesbeerMe

    Here’s to Rudy turning into a total 3 point slut this season.

  13. Fuckmylife2739

    Of course he leaves Utah and betrays us virgins 🙁

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