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Doncic, slimmer and more defined, debuts his ‘new body’ with triple-double and plays of genius



Doncic, slimmer and more defined, debuts his ‘new body’ with triple-double and plays of genius

by ethereal3xp

46 Comments

  1. beer_down

    Luka Doncic is MyFitnessPalā€™s father

  2. johnsom3

    I hope it’s real this time. I want to see Luka at his full potential.

  3. jotyma5

    Heā€™s just doing Vegas a favor and driving his mvp odds up

  4. Remote_Balance8554

    Still, hard to see any muscles. He hates lifting weights?

  5. Emera1dthumb

    If he is in shape and focusedā€¦ the league is in trouble. Hopefully they find him the kind of help that his talent deserves.

  6. Luka just came out the hyperbolic time chamber

  7. GunstarGreen

    What would it take for Luka to be a serious MVP contender?

  8. Active_Page_3886

    The sweet tea in Slovenia must taste like ass

  9. soyboysnowflake

    Have we considered blaming the cities of Dallas, NOLA, and Houston for making their players get fat? No? Okay Iā€™ll just go post that on NBACJ

  10. TriggerFingerTerry

    Didn’t this happen last season? Came in looking fit… but then he somehow gained weight during the season

  11. TheCalvinator

    Is this sub suffering from collective amnesia? He got skinny last offseason too.

  12. WiffyTheSus

    I swear I’ve seen this same post every year for three years. Guy just looks like he lost water weight to be honest. He’s gonna get back to Dallas and get on the cheeseburgers

  13. scarvana

    Don’t get fooled now. Exact thing happened last year…

  14. Campa_d

    ā€œOffseason Ben Simmons practicing 3 pointersā€ type beat

  15. Sour_Vin_Diesel

    Did they take this picture with a Motorola Razr?

  16. Worstname1ever

    Don’t worry once he comes back to dallas and sees Dwight Powell get 4 rebounds a game and get hit in the head 5 times a game as the starting C for another terrible year. Luka will start downing hoagies at about astronomical rate. Thus, the cycle begins anew

  17. terrysaxkler

    Glad he went up the road to Germany and got on steroids like everyone else

  18. jDrizzle1

    Looking like my boy Theo in that thumbnail šŸ˜‚

  19. rantdurdenwu

    Still lost to a Giannis-less Greece :/

  20. NotKDsburnertrey5

    As a Mavs fan, I can guarantee I will be climaxing to this at least 12 times before the season starts. As well as my homies. Iā€™m not gay or anything just alil nasty. Ion wanna offend yā€™all.

  21. V_LEE96

    Probably bcuz sweet tea doesnā€™t exist over there

  22. TheDogtor--

    Nah, we have seen this before. Its his summer bod in Europe.

    He’ll get back yo Dallas and hop on the gravy train again…

  23. Heā€™s gonna need a tribal tattoo and Oakleys if he wants to rock that hair/goatee combo.

  24. LittleTinyBoy

    This was literally him last year. I guess Dallas food too bussin.

  25. JamesKPolkEsq

    OMG he looks like a different person

  26. Martyrdomer

    Please god let us make the finals this year.

  27. Hieberrr

    He’ll stress eat again when he has to play another season for the Mavs.

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