If you comb through the history of Basketball it becomes clear that many of the games great post players have a… thickness to them.
From Shaq Diesel’s Diesel tanker seen here [1](https://www.si.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTgwNjQwMzQ2NDEyMTY0MTg0/shaq.jpg) [2](https://www.outkick.com/wp-content/uploads/GettyImages-51603163.jpg) to Big Honey’s even bigger honey pictured [here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FH5aSClX0AYIqH0?format=webp&name=900×900) and all the way to Barkley and his [roundest mound](https://library.sportingnews.com/2022-02/the-rockets-charles-barkley_necrn7v70dsk123xi6795mwwz.jpg) [[2]](https://i0.wp.com/www.rotaryswing.com/golf-lessons-blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/charles-barkley.jpg?fit=640%2C360&ssl=1).
It becomes clear to me that Post Play is powered through the posterior.
My solution to help the not so big men struggling to back down their man is logically the procedure known as the BBL as well as a fat transfer to help “beef up” this important post up tool.
No longer will bigs like Ayton and Gobert struggle to back down their man and the new mASSive presence down low will add a wrinkle to many teams offenses that’s very much needed.
by PlatosLeftTit
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Saturday /r/nba where everyone can unleash their inner unemployed is so goated
*Kyle Lowry has entered the chat*
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Charles Barkley wouldn’t need one.
When does school start again?
Jesse, What the fuck are you talking about?
Let him cook, heās onto somethingā¦
Yup this is the officially the post that made me go on hiatus
See you guys in October!
Bron did improve his post game when he started getting thicc…you’re on to something. But your name will be besmirched for it.
NBA season needs to start already, Jesus Christ.
Least insane heat poster
Peak offseason posting
Dwight Howard would’ve fought harder to stay in the league if players were getting BBL’s
Why do you think they called Charles the Round Mound of Rebounds?
If the French discover ass, we are truly doomed for 20 years.
Had to check the subreddit to make sure we werenāt in r/nbacirclejerk
I know what BBC is but what is BBL? Big Black Labia?
I fucking hate the offseason.
I thought this was r/nbacirclejerk
You need a real dump truck to do damage. BBL canāt bang like that in the post.
No…however if I was an ad exec for Post Cereal I might contact a retired playerās agent about doing a spot off this concept. We wouldnāt make him get the procedure, he could just wear booty pads.
I had more than several guys trying to guard me complain to the refs “he’s using his butt to clear me out” so I approve this post.
This is peak offseason behavior. Continue
So thicc nobody even mentioning his luscious hair in this.
Is this not r/nbacirclejerk? One of best jerks of the year and it isn’t even from the right sub
That picture on the post is absolutely wild.
BBL transfers fat, power comes from muscle growth
Wait this aint r/nbacirclejerk wtf
r/nbacirclejerk got outjerked by the main sub yet again
I don’t think you need to hit the blunt anymore, hand it to me.
Finally some good off-season content.
I am just here to a be a part of this
Wembanyama should absolutely get giant, Moriah Mills-sized butt implants
Fucking love the offseason around here. Keep sniffing solvents and keep this content coming!