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Yes Jeff Teague, because it is much harder for 4th graders to fold someone like a lawn chair(like DWade to Varaejo) Than it is to take 4 steps back and than chuck up a 3.



Yes Jeff Teague, because it is much harder for 4th graders to fold someone like a lawn chair(like DWade to Varaejo) Than it is to take 4 steps back and than chuck up a 3.

by Maleficent-Address50

36 Comments

  1. AnselLovesNuts

    Wade had alot of miami kids trying that euro step

  2. JustiseRainsFrmAbove

    “Rings dont matter to me” *proceeds to cite the lowest level of the sport* Jeff you’re not really helping your argument

  3. One thing for sure is no one wants to play like Jeff Teague.

  4. justblametheamish

    He shoulda seen my little white ass hooping in the street on the 8.5 foot hoop.

  5. cornballerburns

    ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)

  6. rizerbrooding

    Yes, we all know rings don’t matter to you, Jeff.

  7. eyefeelz

    this, ‘better than Wade’ discourse is bizarre, can’t help but think it’s nothing but identity politics

  8. GordaoPreguicoso

    I too see poor defense when watching kids play basketball.

  9. Doublebaconandcheese

    Terrible take from someone that has no rings and has done nothing to be remembered in the league. Wade has 3 championships and has a county named after him.

  10. OracleofFl

    Young kids don’t play like MG, Wilt or Kareem either anymore….because they are kids and they only know the players still active.

  11. dadecounty3051

    When I hit the club in Miami, I see a bunch of kids trying to be like James Harden.

  12. NervousAd3202

    I was debating somebody & they said “why you acting like you know more than dudes who live & breath basketball?”

    This, this is why lol

  13. Phenom_Mv3

    Jeff Teague 💀 why talk down on someone not even close to your calibre

  14. alfredisonfire

    Ngl kids these days be doin some bullshit ass step back that always brick 😂

  15. does jeff teague see any kids playing like lebron at the park lmao

  16. I understand now why Jimmy didn‘t want him on his team when wiping the floor with the 1st string in Minnesota.

  17. Tbf, they’re not playing like James… they’re playing like Steph.

    I was also a kid in CT doing Euros like Wade and Manu

  18. wagman43

    ![gif](giphy|qnyWTgGdE9rmE)

    Forget playing like D Wade I wanted the Birdman Mohawk in middle school but my mom wouldn’t let me get it

  19. TheMambaPS

    And that’s precisely the problem. Today’s basketball culture is all about highlights. No one cares about winning or playing team ball. Teague is a clown

  20. crpackers

    Yeah… young kids also play like curry, that don’t make him better than MJ

  21. readndrun

    The real question, to me, is what neighborhood does Jeff Teague go to watch kids play basketball? He’s talking about kids. Kids don’t know how to dunk on 7 footers or do athletic Euro-steps. Kids travel and cry foul – just like Harden.

  22. justanormaldude_

    It’s way easier to play like Harden. Plus, what 4th grader is studying film of a player that retired when they were 5. It’s not that they don’t want to play like DWade, it’s that they can’t.

  23. candylandmine

    Teague’s yet another clout hound

  24. xXxjayceexXx

    Wade retired years ago. Harden is a current player. Little kids think Michael Jordan is an actor.

  25. Mitchellsykeslefteye

    Also “little kids” didn’t grow up with prime wade like they did prime Harden. If he said middle/high school maybe. But that’s like saying more kids wanna be like Giannis than Tim Duncan and thinking you were cooking

  26. Novel-Science1764

    Dawg Wade is a top 30-15 player all time James doesn’t even sniff his jock strap

  27. Drizzt3919

    Possibly one of the dumbest things I’ve read. Can’t even compare Harden to Wade. Also kids today probably don’t even remember Wade in his prime.

  28. Tearz_in_rain

    Like having trigger-happy ball hogs on the play ground jack up circus shots and not pass their their friends is some marker of excellence.

  29. tigerpawn

    Someone needs to steal the mic cables from that podcast… maybe just have the city cut the electricity to that room

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