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Paul Pierce said on Twitter that he’s still better 99.9% of people on Twitter!



Paul Pierce tweeted “I’m still better at hoop than 99.9 percent of people on twitter”. The link to the post: [https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/status/1688358204785537024?s=20](https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/status/1688358204785537024?s=20)

He followed that up by saying he meant 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Link to that tweet: [https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/status/1688361091041259520?s=20](https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/status/1688361091041259520?s=20)

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39 Comments

  1. thy_armageddon

    It’s so funny that weed makes Paul Pierce behave like a dude on benzos.

  2. RapsareChamps_Suckit

    he can’t out-eat joey chestnut

  3. StormSaniWater

    He only in his mid 40s. I bet he could bust a few D1 players ass still

  4. Not exactly a high bar for a former nba player

  5. everyoneneedsaherro

    I mean yeah? But it’s also kinda insecure for you to feel the need to point that out.

  6. He’s better than 99.9% of people in the world lets be real

  7. He is, even former pro players are on a whole other dimension than regular people who are good at basketball. And he was already better than most Pro’s in his prime.

  8. Bajecco

    Paul Pierce looks like a full-grown Bettlejuice (from Howard Stern fame).

  9. Undecided-

    he’s honestly not wrong lol. Just sounds ridiculous but any former star is still better than 99.9% of the world lets be honest

  10. PsychoWarper

    No shit, that would be true when hes like 70 lol

  11. LittleTension8765

    There might be less than 2000 people in the world who are better than him right now – All of the NBA, the top 5-6 leagues around the world, maybeeeeeee 50% of P5 college basketball and that’s about it

  12. Bluejay_turtle

    Yes he’s better than basketball than 99.9 percent of people on Twitter. He’s definitely not better at tweeting, talking about basketball etc…

    I love Pierce, I think he might even be a little underrated for people that didn’t follow his career closely enough. But he needs to be a little more humble.

  13. No-Lake-9920

    It’s true I don’t have a twitter

  14. HugoNext

    Twitter/X has 200 million active monthly users. 0.1% of that is 200.000 people. Pierce could add a couple of decimal places and still be right.

  15. AdComprehensive7879

    somebody do the math on his follow up lol. how many people is that? he should have left his og tweet as is

    edit: 100% minus his follow up number is not even big enough to constitute one person right? hahahah im dumb

  16. demsouls

    He’s gotta be 90% sober though, at least 80%. And I doubt he can get there these days.

  17. Slevin424

    Even in his 40s he could drop college players like a flies. This statement is true.

  18. firstOFlast47

    He’s wrong he can’t hoop nomore

  19. firstOFlast47

    Poor Paul pierce no one respects you and are laughed at continuously

  20. itsallmelting

    If Scalabrine is still winning against against varsity players then so can Paul Peirce

  21. jesusrodriguezm

    I love a phrase of the white mamba Brian Scalabrine after humiliating “normal” people on 1v1: “I’m much closer to Lebron than you to me”.

    I’m pretty sure Pierce still is better than 99.9999% of the world population.

  22. Camctrail

    I mean he’s right but where did this come from lol

  23. Markel100

    Well no shit u were an elite basketball player at one point in time

  24. GardenofEden25

    The 0.01% he’s taking about is KD 😂

  25. Putrid_Ad_2256

    I could probably beat him in a wheelchair race. I don’t have an extra load to carry….

  26. notwhatitsmemes

    Yup. But Paul Pierce is a human embarrassment.

  27. Acrobatic_Emphasis41

    Since he couldn’t get Wade he’s coming after Twitter

  28. JackTuz

    Paul Pierce is definitely better than me. When you look at our stats he has me clearly beat in number of pants shit in on national television

  29. Panik_Switch

    Someone get mathing and find us real accurate percentage.

  30. cheechojr

    Assuming 350M MAU but there are at least 500 Pro Players with Twitter accounts so 700000/1. Pierce realistically is in the top 99.999875% of all Twitter users.

  31. Accurate_Bed1021

    He may be older and fat now but his game was never centered around athleticism so he’s still pretty good.

    However, you must be real fucking stupid talking shit to fans. Public image is so important and he’s doing everything to destroy his. Like saying he’s better than Wade or beefing with fans.

    Pierce was insanely good at his peak but he has this huge chip on his shoulder.

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