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Cryptic Tweets from Dame’s Cousin. What could it mean?



Cryptic Tweets from Dame’s Cousin. What could it mean?

by jaystreet_

16 Comments

  1. Scoot2028MVP

    Guys I got this solved:

    “I’m drunk and thought this would be hilarious.”

  2. TacomaPowers

    This is just “hey! I am Dame’s cousin! Look at me” tweet(s).

  3. GaviFromThePod

    Cant wait until these clowns are somebody elses problem

  4. tblazrdude

    “My cousin and I use social media as therapy.”

  5. The only cousin of Dame I wanna hear from is The Blevgod.

  6. AndrewPDXGSE

    My emoji game is rusty, but I think I deciphered the message:

    Orange you glad we shook hands before and after diamonds and the wolves bombed the farting money bags on the television? Palm trees are like the verified circle without the check mark, or as the bird sings karaoke, and the angry devil shakes hands with a bald man who looks vaguely like Homer Simpson. Look at the time: it’s time to film two wolves looking at a shrugging man.

  7. I guess attention seeking runs in the family

  8. Understdy-evrything

    Lol. Dame should be (and probably is) utterly embarrassed. What a sideshow him, his handlers, and apparently his family have become.

  9. cippy91

    The best part of this is heat fans treating this as gospel. Like yeah dude I’m sure dames cousin knows exactly what’s going on. Give me a damn break

  10. ParticularHomework22

    Dame is a cool ass dude who has worked and achieved so much in his lifetime, and his fam and crew have been extremely corny and embarrassing this summer.

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