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Heat fans don’t understand why we want Dick so bad.



Blazers need Dick’s length (Dick 6’8” vs 6’5” Herro) in the NBA, bigger is better. Portland needs a gurthy forward, not a small guard (which Dick plays Vs Herro at SG) and a triumphant 4.5m cap hit Vs. 27m. Dick is literally everything Portland wants.

by MomsBasementGaming

11 Comments

  1. bennymartian86

    So you’re saying we need a girthy dick and not a skinny hero?

  2. hyklnbklnvg

    Grady dick would probably be the worst return for a star player ever

  3. referee-superfan

    We want him for the meme potential.

  4. AmitN_Music

    Neither of them are the centerpiece of any deal. They’re throw ins. Herro has peaked and we’d have to unload him elsewhere since he adds no value to our team. Grady is on a rookie contract and has potential that hasn’t been tapped yet.

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    Heat fans really need to get over themselves lol….

  5. YoureNotThatGu7

    Interested in Gradey purely for the forth coming merch associated with him

  6. Happy295

    I don’t want Gradey just because I don’t want to have to deal with at all your cringe jokes.

  7. gerrard_1987

    More interested in my Precious than someone’s Dick.

  8. Losalou52

    Good analysis by a guy who has obviously spent a lot of time looking at Dick.

  9. Savagepatch_kid

    I would be very pleased to receive dick in this business venture👍🏻

  10. Babakins

    Lmao someone edited Tyler Herros wiki to say he plays for us

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