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How I intend to keep my cat, Kobe, off the stove.



Sorry, couldn’t resist. Lakers forever!

by Mark-E-Moon

17 Comments

  1. So your cat will be on the stove in whatever spot he wants anytime he wants?

  2. corybekem

    Is this a thing? Don’t remember matrix ever being a problem for Kobe.

  3. juicewar01

    Yea the cat will get to wherever whenever he wants then. TonyAllen spray woulda done a better job

  4. robocopsdick

    Bitch ass spray bottle has an ugly ass jumper and ain’t doing shit to stop my boi from staying off the stove and getting to his spots

  5. Marion was at least kind of a defense to Kobe in at least he could try to play him one on one, but mostly Kobe cooked him and his buddy Raja up no problem. If we’re being real the best defense Kobe ever saw was Tayshaun Prince and that hellish Pistons squad.

  6. Spray bottle looks like it had a few good sprays here and there, but washed out and clogged early. You get that kinda of stuff at the Dollar Tree/Walmart.

  7. ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

    Doesn’t work and the cat is confused.

  8. As you awkwardly spray the floor because it’s broken.

  9. Klutzy-Activity2618

    In seriousness it’s not good to spray pets with water

  10. Your cat about to drop 50 on your stove and that water bottle ain’t doing nothing about it 😂

  11. Gaetanop76

    Kobe Bryant averaged 26.1 points, 5.8 assists and 5.6 rebounds in 46 games versus Shawn Marion in his career.

  12. NotEvenkingJWei

    Nah we all know the best defenders against Kobe are Kwame Brown and Smush Parker.

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