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[The Onion] Nikola Jokic: ‘I’m Looking Forward To The Season Ending’



[The Onion] Nikola Jokic: ‘I’m Looking Forward To The Season Ending’

by IdRatherBeLurkingToo

18 Comments

  1. Virtual-Ostrich8908

    I truly think he loves basketball, he just hates all the rah-rah

  2. 420jacobf

    “Let’s get this thing fucking over with” lol

  3. Cloudkiicker

    It’s not /r/nottheonion but it’s pretty damn close anyway

  4. UndisclosedLocation5

    Ok so he’s been in The Onion, now he just needs to get mentioned in a Weird Al Yankovic song and cameo on SNL to be a real goofy spectacle

  5. He was probably thinking this on his flight over here

  6. chizzmaster

    Not even a mention of his horses? Smh onion really dropped the ball here

  7. DrixxYBoat

    >At press time, the Nuggets front office reported Jokic had requested some sort of time-travel device that could transport him to late June 2024

    Looks like we’re making the finals again boys

  8. ASingleThreadofGold

    Exactly my sentiments about my own job at the beginning of my season. Relatable. 😂

  9. Wander715

    Inb4 people quote this out of context on social media complaining about how much Jokic hates basketball

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