[Brad Townsend] Mavs are prepping for the Spurs, specifically 7-4 rookie Victor Wembanyama, with God Shammgod playing the role of Wemby. “Wemby! Wemby” he hollered while going out to defend Irving with his artificial Wemby length.

25 Comments

1. OneFondant1142 11 months ago

   Looks like a shark tank product Mark couldn’t resist incorporating into practice

2. bb1432 11 months ago

   ROFL, I love this timeline

3. xPeaWhyTee 11 months ago

   The fake arms are hilarious 😂

4. DL-77 11 months ago

   I still cant belive a human being like Wemby actually exists and is able to play basketball at the highest levels with such fluidity, like the physics dont feel real.

5. Juniper41 11 months ago

   God Shammgod has got to be the coldest name in the league.

6. Jicama-Smart 11 months ago

   what is this even. it’s like inspector gadget joined the nba

7. eliwood5837 11 months ago

   “artificial wemby length” LMAO

8. lerlander 11 months ago

   “TWO FREE THROWS” so he could take a break, lol

9. Clapbakatyerblakcat 11 months ago

   After last night’s game, Steve Kerr is going to send [Steph back to Korea to train…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiCo08QbF5c&t=3s)

10. elite_beef 11 months ago

    I feel like this has the makings of a pasta

11. DontBanMe_IWasJoking 11 months ago

    this sounds so made up lol

12. Noveltypocket 11 months ago

    you know a player is generational when they have to make artificial arms to replicate their existence

13. Pleasant-Fault6825 11 months ago

    Why is God so out of shape….dude is keeled over at the end like he ran a marathon.

14. deneuvig 11 months ago

    I wish I was so bold to call my son God

15. 5fives5 11 months ago

    God Shammgod is still around? I just know his crossover so I thought he was a lot older for some reason.

16. Gristle__McThornbody 11 months ago

    Is it true Luka is still fat?

17. andrechan 11 months ago

    I love how teams are trying to shadow box Wemby. It’s gotta be weird to alter your mechanics for one specific matchup.

18. ProsperousThief 11 months ago

    wembany-arm-a

19. wtrmrk 11 months ago

    I wonder how other teams prepare for Zion/Luka. Does the assistant coaches wear fat suit or something?

20. KyleShanaham 11 months ago

    They literally have to give him bionic arms to simulate wemby

21. N0rTh3Fi5t 11 months ago

    This title has big copypasta energy

22. qaswexort 11 months ago

    those aren’t close to long enough. it requires actual athletes who jump on their contests

23. Pardonme23 11 months ago

    Sweep the leg Johnny

24. flawson_9 11 months ago

    I can’t lie even with the fake extendo arms his arm span looks shorter than wemby’s lol

25. betweenthebars34 11 months ago

    Teams are fucking stupid if they aren’t trying to adjust, that length is crazy. I’m liking this being the day of the tall lanky dude. Wemby, Chet, Bol, Lively, etc