“Sir, Giannis has just agreed to a 3-year extension. Your NBA rich guy circle tingles were not, in fact, correct. The Bucks owner simply monetized a piece of his portfolio that had huge gains. Dame & Giannis pick and rolls await Boston in the playoffs.”
by TribeHasSpoke
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Hahaha. Now Bill is gonna play the frontrunner jinx card. He’s gonna act like he always thought Dame and Giannis were the clear favorite and if they don’t win he’s gonna enter it into some pantheon of failure or something. Buck you, Bill.
Simmons is most definitely not the bad guy in this situation. I’m always confused the hate he gets.
If you had 100 media personalities, he’s in the bottom 90 of people who made Giannis leaving actually a thing.
Put literally anyone else that is national media first.
Cherry on top of an amazing day.
So much for those “weird vibes.”
Remember, the Celtics sold high on Marcus Smart, but Jrue is going to be even better than last year because he gets to be the 5th offensive option