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Porzingis in his first game as a Celtic: 8/15 FG, 5/9 3-pt, 9/10 FT, 30 points, 8 rebounds, 4 blocks, 1 turnover, +13 to lead the game. Clutch 3 and FTs to close the game. Elite defense. Revenge on ex-team (Knicks). Dream start as a Celtic.



Porzingis in his first game as a Celtic: 8/15 FG, 5/9 3-pt, 9/10 FT, 30 points, 8 rebounds, 4 blocks, 1 turnover, +13 to lead the game. Clutch 3 and FTs to close the game. Elite defense. Revenge on ex-team (Knicks). Dream start as a Celtic.

by rabid89

22 Comments

  1. embball13

    The blocks he had were crazy, they were scared to drive at him the whole game, but they need to tighten up the deep drop coverage, IQ got a lot of open shots from that and also Brunson (but he was pretty ass today)

  2. East_Refuse

    He won us the game in the 4th

    Love to see him and JT working that two man game

  3. illuminati-party

    Must feel great to shut those fans up and hold the new Celtics debut record.

    He won’t be this hot from three every game. I hope we can get some more action with him rolling to the basket as I felt like that was missing in the third/early fourth when our offence ground to a halt.

  4. Sea_Baseball_7410

    This is going to be a fun season.

  5. They shouldve paid Tingus $350M. Not fucking Jaylen Bum

  6. EricFortman

    And a flopping foul to honor Marcus Smart. Respect

  7. Sm0k3inth3tr33s

    30 pts on 15 shots is crazy, and I expect more like it in the future

  8. ElonMuskPaddleBoard

    Yeah that’s gonna work for me

  9. HelloS0n

    Smart will live on in y’all’s hearts, but there’s no way anybody can say that KP doesn’t bring so much more to the team.

  10. PrometheusAborted

    Can’t really ask for more. Dude looked great. We lose that game without him.

    Lord, please keep this man healthy.

  11. Primetime349

    I am a KP stan. After like lack luster (or even gruesome) Celtics debuts over the past few years, this was awesome. Exactly as advertised

  12. ConceptMajestic9156

    A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble And he loses all his money. He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, “Get the fuck out of my cab.” So he walked all the way to the airport and got home. Some times rolls by and he decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG.
    He gets his bags and is ready for the airport with all his new winnings. There are a line of cabs and at the very end he sees the driver from last time that kicked him out. He stood for a moment thinking how can he get his revenge on that driver.
    So, he gets in the first cab.
    “How much is it to the airport?” He asks.
    The driver says, “$15”
    “Great, how much is it for a blowjob on the way there?”
    The cab driver says, “Get the fuck out of my cab.”
    So he goes to the next one and asks the same thing. “How much to airport?”
    “$15”
    “Great, how much for a blowjob on the way there?”
    And that cab driver also tells him to get the fuck out of his cab.
    He does this all the way down the line of drivers, each one kicking him out. He finally gets to the last driver, the one from his last trip.
    He asks, “hey how much to the airport?”
    Driver responds, “$15”
    The guy hands him $15 and says “great let’s go”
    And so the driver leaves, slowly passing all the other drivers who are staring out their window while the guy in the back smiles back with a thumbs up.

  13. TheSaltySloth

    He’s the second best player on the team

  14. BlackUchiha360

    Wish we coulda kept Rob Williams to play off the bench . He’s better than kornet

  15. almshang

    When’s the last time the Celtics had a big that could set screens as good as Porzingis can to free himself for the pick and pop?

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