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New mythical coach spotted : Sweaty Towel Chauncey



New mythical coach spotted : Sweaty Towel Chauncey

by JPD050409

15 Comments

  1. Kazekid

    Chauncey: “put me in coach, wait a minute…”

  2. Zmoney743

    That was actually really funny when they showed him with the towel on the top of his head lol. Idc what anybody says I love to see a head coach getting this involved in a regular season game lol

  3. BoneApple_T

    *”Chauncey “The Tank Guru” Billups, with his magical towel of destiny, led the Blazers to an overtime win that transcends time and space. His play-calling was a cosmic dance, and the universe itself applauded his hard work. What a wild, wild ride, my friends!”* – Bill Walton probably

  4. Scalmaa

    Billups has buy in from his players, it’s clear to see. He’s making great adjustments in game and growing as a coach. If management is patient with this project, he will build the culture they’ve talked about. First time in years I’ve been optimistic about the future.

  5. RickTheMantis

    It sure seemed like Chauncey was pretty involved and active in that last stretch. People have been saying he doesn’t do anything, but he was clearly coaching tonight.

  6. redwheelbarrow_

    We might not have Dame Time anymore, but still got mr. Bigshot

  7. Is the NBA gonna ban Sweaty Towel Chauncey just like they banned Ninja headband Harkless because they fear their power?

  8. withlovefromspace

    The Chauncey hire never made sense while we had Dame, but getting a rebuild and going with youth makes perfect sense with him. Makes me wonder if trading Dame was always the idea as soon as he was hired.

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