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[Winderman] The lane of the Heat’s new culture court.



[Winderman] The lane of the Heat’s new culture court.

by Dazzling-Reason-5140

42 Comments

  1. StefonDiggsHS

    oh my god thats so corny bro

    am i wrong to think that parading “heat culture” like this is the exact opposite of what “heat culture” is?

  2. This sucks, right

    Like can we all agree that this is dumb

  3. brothermatteo

    This is… extremely ill-conceived. How could anyone approve this lol

  4. dame wanted to go to miami so bad because he buys into this lame shit LOL

  5. JeremyJammDDS

    This is what the kids call a meme, right? right??

  6. According-Shower-842

    every team is gonna circle the calendar for their games against the heat, due to this and the fact that they keep making the finals

  7. saltface14

    Lmao this shit is corny even on a whiteboard…painting it on the court is just another level of cringe

  8. BabaBrody

    *Least Selfish

    Can’t do a bunch of absolute descriptors and then drop a general quality in there. Lots of unselfish teams out there.

  9. God fucking damn it. Nike ruining both jerseys and courts

  10. No-Operation9423

    Heat Culture is cool when it’s not used to sell merch or in your face. Advertising it to the general public is the opposite of what Heat Culture is supposed to be

  11. NotAn0pinion

    I read toughest as “touchest” and that didn’t make it any worse

  12. I’m imagining Heat Culture next to a Live. Laugh. Love. sign

  13. runevault

    Putting the word Culture on the jersey was bad enough. But this? Jesus they’re going to implode from cringe.

  14. PepeSylvia11

    I read “Touchest” for the longest time before realizing it was supposed to say “Toughest.”

  15. ChannelNeo

    Heat better never lose on this court.

    And definitely don’t get blown out.

  16. Littlegreenman42

    Heat Culture is putting a quote about the 90s Knicks on your court and retiring another teams jersey in your rafters

  17. OlTommyBombadil

    I don’t think there is a time in my life after middle school where I’d think this was cool

  18. OrangeTwelve

    Based on play so far this year, the Grizzlies are definitely the nastiest team in the nba

  19. IRanOutOf_Names

    The fact that it’s not even centered properly makes it so much worse.

  20. SamLangford

    Reads like when of those targeted ad shirts on Facebook. “Don’t mess with a veteran PF born in FEBRUARY”!

  21. SpikeyZ27

    When we lose on this court the slander will be so deserved

  22. This has to be the worst so far out of some truly, truly, terrible courts.

  23. Slim-Ticket

    The organization is literally jinxing the team and just setting them up to be laughed out. Now it’s going to be hilarious whenever they’re blown out on these courts

  24. The cringe capitol of the NBA. Congratulations, Miami Heat

  25. AreMyEyesOk

    I’d be embarrassed to be on that court if I was a player. It’s just so corny

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