Mike is a cyborg, but we’ve been trying to keep it on the down-low.
That’s actually what happened with that Calvin Booth article a while back. Calvin almost let the secret slip, saying “MPJ is a mechanical guy,” but caught himself midsentence to just say “MPJ is a me guy”. It was sort of embarrassing but better that than letting the league know our secret.
Leaf_Atomico
Funny how I instantly recognize MPJ by his feet
trotsky41
Oh I just assumed it was ankle bracelet so the team knew if he was still attending flat earth society meetings
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Mike is a cyborg, but we’ve been trying to keep it on the down-low.
That’s actually what happened with that Calvin Booth article a while back. Calvin almost let the secret slip, saying “MPJ is a mechanical guy,” but caught himself midsentence to just say “MPJ is a me guy”. It was sort of embarrassing but better that than letting the league know our secret.
Funny how I instantly recognize MPJ by his feet
Oh I just assumed it was ankle bracelet so the team knew if he was still attending flat earth society meetings
Michael Pistorius Jr