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Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma are the NBA’s worst, funniest 1-2 punch



Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma are the NBA’s worst, funniest 1-2 punch

by nutelamitbutter

49 Comments

  1. nutelamitbutter

    > Being at the bottom of this chart is bad, but my goodness the reality is so much worse than even this graph shows. According to Basketball Reference Poole and Kuzma are a combined -32.1 on the season in net rating. Dig a little deeper and it gets even worse, because they have combined for:

    >43 turnovers due to bad passes
    31 shot attempts which were blocked
    They both allow 122 points per 100 possessions defensively
    A value over replacement player (VORP) of -0.3
    So, to put it simply: Kuzma and Poole aren’t even meeting the threshold of being two average NBA players right now when they’re on the floor together — and the Wizards are paying them a combined $53M, which is more than the next FIVE highest paid players combined.

    > This is not Kuzma on an island bemoaning the lack of defense by the Wizards. He’s a huge part of it. He’s currently a -2.5 in defensive box score on the season, one of the worst on the Wizards — bested only among starters by Corey Kispert, and (you guessed it) Jordan Poole at -2.9.

  2. I feel like Kuzma is still a good player though. if you add him to another team he would be a positive.

  3. Solid-Confidence-966

    Defensive box plus minus is notable for not being a good stat, at worst Kuz is an average defender. He also doesn’t deserve to be lumped in Poole. 23/6/5 on 56% TS as a first option is noble for a guy who’s supposed to be a 3rd or 4th option on a good team.

  4. Kuzma doesn’t deserve to be clowned alongside Poole.

  5. itwas20yearsago2day

    Kuzma is actually a good player.

    Poole looks like he doesn’t belong in the NBA

  6. lazzysmalls

    Kuzma has been good, if anyone else is gonna get slandered it should be Tyus Jones

  7. Hopefully Kuz can get outta there soon…he don’t deserve to be lumped in with this clown.

    Stick around too long and the stench from what Poole is cooking might stick.

  8. commonground3

    Poole was good and also fun on the Warriors until he and Dreymond had their incident, which seemed to change the floor dynamics. I am hoping Poole can get going again.

  9. Kuzma is fine, would be a serviceable role player on any team. Poole on the other hand is unserious and looks like he’s just there to fuck around and do nothing.

  10. jumboponcho

    I’d love if we went after Kuzma instead of Siakam, I know Masai is gonna ask for a kidney

  11. Awanderingleaf

    I feel like it is unfair to pull Kuzma down because Poole is so ass and is on the same team.

  12. Bookstorm2023

    Poole just keeps getting punched in the face this season.

    And I mean metaphorically, naturally.

  13. The_prawn_king

    People keep throwing Kuz into this but he’s been playing well and is a good leader on our team. He would be an asset as a 3rd option who is a plus defender.

    Leave Kuz Alone!

  14. MoonHasFlown

    Lazy derivative content, Kuzma has actually been really solid this season too.

  15. StefonDiggsHS

    Poozma has been such an entertaining experience tho

  16. Who said the NBA needed to be about the action or the drama? What about a comedy? Wizards creating a whole new meta up in here.

  17. They are a 3-4 punch, it’s just that there is no 1-2 on the team.

  18. Lucieddreams

    Hey put some respect on Kuzma’s name, don’t rope him in with Poole 💀

  19. Kuzma nice as hell nowadays. Ain’t no one watching his ass out in dc but he can hoop fr

  20. Man, I feel bad for Kuzma. He deserves better than to be lumped in with Poole.

  21. GentrifvsWhiteflight

    Who writes this shit. Who the hell is James Dator.

  22. KenKaneki92

    Damn, all the Poole jokes were funny at first, but you people really need a new punching bag now.

  23. ROSCOEMAN

    I love that nobody really mentions the draymond punch in a negative connotation anymore. Everyone sort of understands why now lmao.

  24. hoselpalooza

    This pic makes it look like JP is Kuzma’s bottom lol

  25. Jackfitz88

    Kuz is a dork but he’s a solid role player and can play. Poole is a dork who thinks he’s curry but he’s the wish version of curry and doesn’t realize it

  26. imsurethisoneistaken

    Poole playing so bad, Kuzma catching strays

  27. Damn, Derozan/Lavine is just one spot above them on that chart.

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