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Pat Bev says he would’ve deflated Giannis’ game ball: “I would’ve poked a hole in that b*tch. Beat me? Put 60 on me? Yeah, you can have this ball. Then I thought about it. I would’ve pealed that b*tch like an orange.”



Beverly said this on the PatBev Podcast:

Pat Bev says he would’ve deflated Giannis’ game ball: “I would’ve poked a hole in that b*tch. Beat me? Put 60 on me? Yeah, you can have this ball. Then I thought about it. I would’ve pealed that b*tch like an orange.”

by Professor_Finn

32 Comments

  1. Professor_Finn

    Dude I love Pat Bev but this is CRAZY 😭

  2. allknowerofknowing

    This is why Pat Bev will go down as more of a winning player than giannis. Giannis will be remembered for being 3rd best in the Pat Bev era

  3. YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

    No you wouldn’t.
    “…No, no I wouldn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did!”

  4. NegativesPositives

    Pat Bev really is the Scrappy Doo of the NBA.

  5. WernerHerzog69420

    Lol don’t know how you can’t love this

  6. jonathanisaacisgoat

    Peel that bitch like an orange is crazy

  7. CameronCalvin

    “Almost fought the entire pacers team”

    This is dramatic lol he wasn’t fighting anyone

  8. emerald_flare

    Pat Bev is going to be Perkins 2.0 once his career is over and it’s going to be insufferable

  9. He is Stephen A of players. Entertainer who you don’t take seriously on serious discussions. And we need those, so props to him

  10. QueasyDrummer00

    You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

  11. birdbirdbird2000

    That one day ESPN let him on a bunch of shows to say whatever he wanted was the best day ESPN has ever had.

  12. mcknightrider

    Pat Beverly is definitely a moderator on r/nbacirclejerk

  13. jimdotcom413

    Seeing patbev sitting in the locker room feverishly peeling a basketball with Giannis yelling in the hallway is the drama this sub deserves.

  14. PopularParrot

    Yet Pat Bev would’ve wanted a game ball if he broke his scoring record of 10 points.

  15. Pat Bev on every podcast sounds like he’s just talking to himself in the mirror lmao

    Giannis also could peel Pat Bev like an orange, realistically. But that wouldn’t be ideal

  16. needaburnerbaby

    There’s no way NBA players actually like this dude. Teammates sure but once you’re not with him you must either want to choke him or just laugh at the stupid shit he says. Dude is the yappiest chihuahua on the block.

  17. Glum-Name699

    What a chihuahua. “I woulda” “no you wouldn’t” “yeah but if was a big dog……”

  18. Nucklbone

    Pealed. Jfc the illiterate mfkrs in this country.

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