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πŸŽπŸŽ„Ho-Ho-Holiday Mailbag Special! πŸŽπŸŽ„| College Basketball

Hey there it’s Gary Parish welcome back to the CBS Sports I on college basketball podcast where we sometimes discuss camel fighting dodo birds and leaky Black Matt norlander is here with me if you’re watching on YouTube smash the like button like your Brin and Davies you have consent and don’t forget

While you’re here to also subscribe to the CBS sports college basketball YouTube channel let’s get into it hope everybody had a nice holiday we’re taking a little breather ourselves we’re going to get back to normal episodes on Friday but today we decided we decided to just drop a mailbag episode for you

Guys to consume at your convenience so the way that works is uh at some point norlander will just email me a bunch of emails you guys have sent and we’ll sort through the questions and then uh I’ll get one and he’ll get one is that

Roughly more or less how it works it is and I wanna right off the top thank uh everyone that sends in questions um we cannot remotely get to to all of them because people said it sure looks like you tried no no no G it looks like you

Tried GP I narrowed this you don’t understand I save you all of the backend work okay I look through every sing I trust me I read every single I know but just like this dude wants to do a 21 minute read about anything literally anything the

Longer you the show is gonna go now we got an hour 45 minute mailbag episode because he got 47,000 questions okay this is always dangerous to stay off the top but one I promise you this is not going to be an hour 45 we’re my goal is

To be Swift on this also people genuinely like the episode and our hey our bosses also appreciate when we do this so I’m not going to say no to that I do appreciate everyone like the stuff that I’m sparing you from is you know people are pointing out that dodo birds

Were an answer in a recent New York Times crossword puzzle our names are on street signs across the country they send in pictures uh people have license plates with Guster on them they email that to the show random correspondents about where to go and what to see games

And um all sorts of stuff so we appreciate all that I do want to give a special shout out to Kathy K who is based in Germany and uh huge Purdue fan she sent a couple of updates uh as of late so I at least want to recognize her

We’ve we even had a guy from Philly who recently um he was at the UCLA versus Nova game and he’s a Nova fan there was a bunch of UCLA fans behind him and he kept turning around and saying that mck Cronin was the best coach in UCLA

History and uh and then he said quote a dude lost it and said I was the dumbest basketball fan he had ever met so I I I very much appreciate the correspondence know that your emails aren’t getting read and it would be an entirely other show if I was simply reading random

Thoughts and and from everyone so I appr there’s another like there was a group of dudes like guys being dudes dudes Rock going to a UMass little Marry m game and they recorded a video I I app I would like to see some of that stuff I I’ll forward that to you

I think they’re all Mary MAAC fans they sent that in I’ll forward that to you offline as well so uh so I appreciate the correspondence again if you want to continue I don’t know when our next mailbag will be because we have a nice little window here nor nobody loves to

Tell you when he doesn’t know something more than I don’t know when the next mail bag will be Paris by the way Paris loves to tell you what something’s gonna happen and then we know how that how does that how does that sometimes go how does that sometimes go I was wrong

That’s right okay so um continue to send if you want Shout to CBS gmail.com that is the word to not the number two shouts to CBS gmail.com we also get a steady stream of appreciative email so I’m at least going to highlight two of them

First one is uh is from Jack uh he sent this a while back but he said I’ve been a fan of yours for years and it’s long past time for me to write in and tell you all about how this podcast has been a small part of a very large change in

My life over the last six years I started listening in the fall of 2017 as a freshman journalism student at Northwestern I had always enjoyed men’s college basketball but I started listening more and went deeper into the team in conference as I covered it as a student it became very apparent that

While your knowledge of the game is off the charts I think he’s talking about me there uh the reason I would come back was to hear the off-the-wall jokes and observations from GP in norlander today six years later I am a sports reporter with the local news station in Cedar

Rapids Iowa so I have boots on the ground covering the Hawkeye Cyclones and Panthers I absolutely love my job and I want to cover college sports for the rest of my life I remember vividly driving back from a high school basketball game that I was covering listening to the podcast and hearing you

Two riff about Fran mcaffrey and Kermit Roosevelt the second and third I was alone in a car a few miles outside of debuk Iowa legitimately losing my mind laughing that’s when I knew I had to email the show thanking the three of you for your constant uplift throughout the

Good times and bad times in my life thank you best and always one of us Jack wasn’t that sweet it is it is very sweet jack we very much appreciate you I’ll uh I’m going to highlight one more heartfelt one then I got to get to a fellow who just loves contacting the

Show and then we’ll get into the questions I promise um this one is a little bit of an older one but i’ I’ve kept it around for a minute it’s it’s uh his name is Christian he writes I just want to let you know that I truly appreciate your podcast as a college

Basketball fan and specifically a zag lifer I like to get a better sense of the Topography of the game and its totality and not just from the point of view of my team I’m quite sure I’m not the only one who feels this way but your banter coupled with highle Acumen for

The sport we love is a great combination that amplifies your knowledge and Jo you remind me of my brother and I I’m once again quite sure others would feel this way too and the dialogue that we would exchange on a regular basas I am clearly parish and my brother is clearly

Norlander it’s not lost in me that you guys sometimes switch quote unquote roles which heightens the comic effect for me and others from the refrain of the trivia time which is Matt’s refrain that GP borrows to the lilting hi YouTube and peacock sound effects the chemistry that is generated from an

Organic natural and heartfelt place I believe it’s important to be specific on criticism and praise I’m sure you deal with the surplus of both with ha half coock fans lovers more of us than them and haters thank you for your ability to speak not only about the sport we love

But to do it with heartfelt humor and at times eloquence I just wanted you to know I acknowledge it and appreciate what you’re doing he had even more but I I wanted to cut it for brevity um we received a few emails like that so I at least want to acknowledge the people

That take the time to send those long emails in and uh and a few people had actually noted Parish uh and I and I pride the podcast on this like we’re not going to sit here tap you know hitting ourself on the back of the whole

Show this is I know you will this is uh something that I’m glad is is a feature of the podcast but it’s certainly not something that I intentionally seek out to do it’s just part of the the flow of it I do enjoy how On Any Given episode

We can go from a very serious topic to you veering dangerously outside the boundaries of what is and is not appropriate to talk about on a public forum and for that I think a lot of people continue to come back so I appreciate the oh if you like that on

The island college basketball podcast you could check it you should check it out on the Gary Paris show because it’s even more all over the place no that’s why you can’t pay attention when uh people get frustrated like you see in the comments sometimes and like I thought this was a college basketball

Podcast or uh you just picked that game but didn’t offer any analysis instead you just talked about how Indiana’s the fourth best team in the state of Indiana there are a lot of people out there talking about college basketball from the second they start till the

Second day in you can find them ain’t none of them doing Bad Bunny numbers I’m I’m unaware of what the Bad Bunny number is but I’m gonna take your somebody told me somebody told me if you think you’re doing well just say you’re doing Bad Bunny numbers okay there we go

I hope we are doing uh Bad Bunny numbers but I can’t for this is the point and this is I learned this a long time ago on radio this is the for every person who gets frustrated when you’re not talking about sports they not talking about basketball you gain five who were

There because they’d rather hear about that stuff than the actual college basketball without a doubt and listen that’s what we’re trying to do on the show like give you some like real analysis modern day Bad Bunny and then you know it’s we’re also you know I

Never try and lose sight of the fact that we’re a national pod I want to give some love and attention to uh some schools outside the mainstream but we also like there’s a lot of people that want to tune into the show and be like

Okay what did I what do I need to know over the past 4872 or week this past week in basketball from like you know the the four or five biggest topics so we try and peas all audiences and we appreciate our listenership it has never

Been better than it has been in the year 2023 and with that said Bad Bunny I’m like the Mississippi Bad Bunny one more correspondence because uh a man named Michael who’s a septo genarian he has been emailing the show and you know what keep keep doing it

Michael I can’t promise you that I’m gonna highlight you in another uh mailbag to come I genuinely appreciate your Devotion to the show um this is only two of five or six I could picked out and this is probably these two emails are probably a month apart um he

Emails this isn’t the first time in an email he brought this up postmarital sex I keep waiting for you to give a shout out to postmarital sex I enjoy it especially for septo denarians I have nothing against premarital sex and in fact I can even remember when I was one

Of us but you’re disrespecting your elders by neglecting a different quote unquote us please do not make me sick Gary Williams my fellow TP searan on you he’s undoubtedly a connoisseur of post-marital sex and he doesn’t take kindly to being disrespected on another note you made disparaging remarks about

Septo genarian which I find greatly offensive I’m 73 years old and I challenge you to find someone who does my job any better than I do Parish might be thinking what is this guy talking about I’ll tell you yeah I will be rooting for Leonard Hamilton to win the

ACC and make you KY Crow not only that but you still refuse to acknowledge the Wonder of postmarital sex I will never cast aspersions on premarital sex in fact my memory is good enough that I have very fond memories of those times I am not making this email up this comes

From an actual human being that loves listen to the show Michael I’m Gonna Save You public from knowing your last name and then I got one more quick for you here he also emailed in this is I don’t know two weeks later during your big 10 preview you

Seemed unable to stop talking about the 63 teams that have made the kenpom end of season top 25 over the last s years you even went so far as to breathlessly read the names in alphabetical order of all the teams who have made the coveted

List see we pissed them off perish oh no that’s somehow I miss Marilyn somebody else pointed that out to me as you breathlessly trumpeted the results of your meticulous research I did not hear the name of my Marilyn terpens right I worried that I’m perhaps getting a

Little scile so I decided to check well well please correct me if I’m wrong but until I hear evidence that the turfs do not belong on the list I will see an anger and await your apology it is bad enough that you disrespect your loyal septarian Audience by refusing to

Acknowledge the sublime nature of postmarital sex but now you kick turp Nation to the curb please don’t continue to let me down unbelievable stuff okay what’s my Fell’s name again Mike Mike or Michael I think it’s Michael yeah yeah Michael Michael okay here’s what I would

Say first off it was a an innocent error I I I had Marilyn in my list I was just reading I just missed Marilyn it was it was a simple re it was a reading mistake nothing more I apologize for reading incorrectly all right as for postmarital

Sex I’m for it I think that goes without saying nobody is arguing the reason we took up the cause of premarital sex as opposed to you know um youth illiteracy yeah or Childhood cancer or any any of those types of things the reason we went with premarital sex as

Our cause is because people do push back against premarital sex nobody pushes back against post-marital sex that’s true true there’s no we there’s no there’s no there’s no battle to fight everybody’s cool with post-marital sex the only fight we have is about premarital sex but I thought it I I

Assumed it went without saying I’m a big fan of postmarital sex I I want as few angry horny sepen listeners as as possible and and by hopefully atoning for the Maryland oversight Michael we’ve done well by you and he’s now by the way we’ve got we’re hitting it with the 60

And 70 and potentially 80 year olds we’ve we’ve received uh quite a few I don’t quite a few we at least three or four emails in the past year from uh from the folks that have hit hey we got we’ve got we’ve got uh we’ve got teenagers and even pre-teens which I

Which I feel that I should remind you about that uh given what you know we sometimes talk and then we got 73 year old Michael and all things in between I like it like that I like to be able to appeal to all audiences like that we appreciate

Everyone for for checking in with us I don’t appreciate everyone can you can you just as we wind down this I appreciate most but not all of them not all of them fair enough Fair see how does it work that on the show you sometimes can be a little more a little

More the wild card but you’re also the bad cop I gotta play I gotta I gotta be the good cop on this I just tell the truth every time something comes up I try my best to tell the truth I do not appreciate everybody who listens and especially not everybody who’s in the

Chat I appreciate some of those people I got great news for you this is I hate to break the uh the Seal of authenticity here this is a pre-type we have since celebrated Christmas and you don’t have to worry about a live chat for this episode thank God you’re up first what

Question we got ail I got an email from ail have you ever got an email from ail I I got the email and I forwarded you the question yes so technically I got an email from Matt but it came from ail how many teams could beat the

Detroit Pistons right now okay there was a longer question here but I I simplified this let’s start with the obvious we don’t think any team’s beating the Detroit Pistons and as we record this show and by the way he means college basketball teams corre corre he’s not asking about the New York

Giants you know what the Los Angeles Dodgers I’m pretty certain could be the Detroit Pistons right now there’s no the Dodgers are about to go 130 and 32 I mean it is outrageous it really is on a fundamental I’ll tell you and I let’s let’s try to stay on track here um

I don’t know if I’m more interested or less interested in baseball because of what the Dodgers are doing I haven’t decided I don’t know um I’m a casual baseball fan we’ll follow my Cubs here and there but I don’t get dialed in until at least the summer the Dodgers

Doing what they’re doing I don’t know if it makes me more or less likely to uh you just here’s the thing you just you just go if you’re NLS team you just go we’re playing for a wild card and if you’re NL Central NL East you say hey

We’re not better than them but we might be in a short series against them you never you know Show’s hurt or you just never know you just got to get it’s a lot like the NBA Playoffs you know who wins the NBA title every year or at

Least goes far in the playoffs every year the healthier teams the healthier teams like the teams that are healthy when the playoffs start you tell me who’s available who’s not when the NBA playoffs start I’ll tell you who’s gonna do well and who’s not and so that the

Key with the NBA is like okay if everybody’s healthy we might not be as good as this team or that team okay but everybody’s not going to be healthy that’s that’s the thing if you’re trying to look for a way to keep hope if you’re a national league team or just a

Baseball team other than the Dodgers you don’t have to be better than them over 162 games because you’re not going to be you just have to beat them in a short series or maybe even a seven game series and the nature of baseball makes that more realistic than the roster mismatch

Might suggest all right so the question here is which uh which team could beat the Pistons none no college team could beat but the question here’s the here’s what we want to say who is and I don’t I don’t know Paris answer Paris doesn’t know mine which college team do we think

Could lose by the fewest amount of points in a 40-minute game against the Detroit Pistons as we record this the Pistons have lost 25 straight you’re going to listen to a few days after we’ve done the mailback episode so that losing streak could either be OV extended it’s probably GNA get extended

And be an all-time record there um I will give you mine first I considered three teams I considered Kentucky Connecticut and my pick is Arizona and right now with Arizona’s roster construction Tommy Lloyd coaching he he’s he employs an NBA esque kind of scheme I think if the Pistons and

Arizona played a 40-minute basketball game and we’re going to say this is college rules uh you know college three-point line all that I’m giving all the rules the benefit of the college team I would say a Pistons Arizona game would be 108 to 70 Detroit wins okay

Just got that just so we’re clear that’s a 38 Point margin for the Detroit Pistons just to make sure everybody understands what we’re talking about here and why this is always I’m not trying to pick on anybody I I I think ail knew the answer would be zero but

Like this is never a serious question I don’t care how good the college basketball team is or how bad the NBA team is there is no scenario where the college team is better than the NBA team perod it’s just it’s not are you ready for this yeah Marcus Sasser was a first

Team allamerican last season he is now the 10th leading scorer for the Pistons that’s what we’re talking about correct yes the the Pistons could Tred out a starting lineup and this wouldn’t even be their best one this is just one with recent college players you’ll recognize this wouldn’t even be their

Best lineup it’s just one that you’ll recognize Kate Cunningham Marcus Sasser Jaden Ivy Marvin baggley and Jaylen durren that team would go undefeated deated in college basketball like likely yes likely that being said zona’s got some dudes it’s got a really oh and we could bring Isaiah Stewart James wisman Kevin Knox

Alec Burks and boy Bo boan bogdanovich Off the Bench it’s not swaying me as much but still it’s not going to be close are you are you larger than 40 points in a 40-minute game what’s do you have a do you have a score guess or no

If you told the NBA players you go win this by 40 and I’ll give you a million dollars each they would win it by 40 there we go you just never know when somebody’s going to get bored up 28 or up 34 but if you told them I got a

Million dollars for every one of you go win it by 40 they could win it by 40 they could they could win it by however what what so so to answer your question okay who could maybe play them closer than 40 just the closest who’s who’s

Giving them the tightest game yeah uh of the teams you named the only one we’re matched up on is Kentucky and that’s just a talent thing right like ky’s just got NBA Talent um and they do have a couple of older guys and Trey Mitchell and Antonio Reeves I don’t think

Kentucky would play them close yeah I picked Arizona because it’s got a bunch of older dudes and in addition to the way they play that’s why Arizona was my pick okay um my I I thought about just going with something that would be so different than what they’re used to

Dealing with that maybe it could work like a Zack Eed but I just think Purdue guards would get eat up I could not put I could not put Purdue on the list because it’s a really good college team but when I looked at it honestly parish

And I and I looked at about like eight to 10 different teams Purdue was like one of the last teams that I even considered being in the conversation because Ed’s destroyed in pick and roll and the the guards are would be completely overwhelmed at this stage of

Their life right I mean they’re just I mean they just it’d be bigger guards more athletic guards they just I mean like I turned Kate Cunningham and Jay iy loose on the Purdue back court I mean flesh Lor is gonna have to go down the court and just hoist from 36

Feet and hope not there’s a hand not in his face right so I so I eliminated Purdue there I think um you mentioned old like if you’re looking for old Memphis is old I considered yeah like Memphis at least got a bunch of guys that are I mean Memphis has got

Memphis’s best starting lineup might be older than Detroit’s lineup uh it might be I didn’t look but it’s it’s older than I know Memphis is older than at least one or two different lineups in the NBA I’ve seen that put out there this year yeah so it would you

Know Memphis would be one Kentucky I think because of just the talent Memphis just because they’re older guys and is like you know they got two former McDonald’s all-americans so it’s they got some Talent there as well naquin Tomlin is now eligible he’s an older guy

I to be clear I don’t think any of these teams will mess around with any with the Detroit Pistons but Memphis is somebody I would at least physically they could maybe hold their own because they’re not hold their own they could compete because they’re older and they they wouldn’t get overwhelmed physically but

The list is short and by short we mean just list of teams that could try to stay with within 25 yeah exactly as a reminder we bring up Kentucky uh it lost to UNC Wilmington right I mean what but I I do appreciate the question we put a

Little twist on it because I haven’t frankly I’ve never heard anyone take that question just ask okay who’s gonna lose by the fewest amount uh next question Tim from Indianapolis emails and he responded to a topic we had in the preseason I actually I appreciate this perspective he said it was quite

The dichotomy to hear norlander and GP talk about how little value high school recruits have the question is not as simple as you would rather as would you rather have the 75th best player from High School versus the 75th best transfer which is what we talked about

Um some weeks back he says it’s more like would you rather have one year of the 75th best transfer um or would you rather have three years of the 75th best high school player um after you get to develop them year after year um the bench is still long enough for some

Internal envelopment explain yourselves I think this is a good distinction here now I’ll also say you aren’t necessarily getting one year of a player in the transfer portal so the way that you framed it Tim also is a little bit uh um a little bit skewed but it is a good

Distinction um I would say if it was simply a TOA do I want one year of a top 75 transfer or three years of a top 75 high school player in that broadly speaking I would take Parish I would take three years of the kid ranked 75th

And trust that he will develop into something a bit more reliable it might bring more stability of your program again you’re promising me that I’m getting three years I’m not getting them for year two year two and then he’s transferring out um if it was simply one

Year for one year or one year against three years excuse me I would probably I think my line there is you told me i’ get the 40th best transfer for one year or three years I would probably go transfer at that point somewhere along those lines uh but it’s also not exactly

That simple I appreciated the question it made me think about it I was wondering what your thoughts might be GP my thoughts were that the premise is completely flawed okay like you’re you’re setting up a a flaw wall premise like that’s not real why do you have to

Pick between one year of a transfer and three years of a high school player are you ready for this Jaden Bradley was a high school player went to Alabama for one year they only had him for one year now he’s at Arizona right now Alabama’s got Mark

Sears he’s a transfer he’s in his second year so Alabama in the exact same gar took high school players and a transfer Brandon Miller Jaden Bradley are both gone after being high school players one year mark series is still there he’s there longer than the high school

Players Umar Balo is a transfer he’s in his third season at Arizona what are you talking about you you you’re allowed to keep transfers more than one year yeah yeah for sure yeah and you’re not guaranteed to keep high school players um more than one and the in the internal

Development what are we talking about that’s not even a real thing anymore in college basketball like that’sa like you got like Fletcher lawyer as player who would who would apply to that kind of situation like he’s not going to he’s probably not going to transfer from Purdue wasn’t a

Top 70 recruit or actually flusher might have been but you get what I’m saying like there are guys that are still in that 50 to 100 range that are going to stay like three years or so and develop and get to be better player yeah but but

But how about this go anybody anybody you want do a research project find me in the past couple of years players who are ranked outside of the top 50 of their High School class who do not play as a freshman or sophomore they’re just barely players um then then then find out how

Many how many of those players actually stay three years at the same school you don’t you they don’t they if you don’t if they don’t play they transfer I have had actual High major coaches tell me they will no longer take a high school player they do not think

Can at least be a rotation player for them as as a freshman because if you have them on your bench all you’re doing is developing them and then they’re going to the transfer portal and all you did was work with them to get them better for somebody else so I just think

The whole premise is flawed and I I will double down on what I said previously broadly speaking I would be building my college basketball team through the transfer portal not through high school like it’s different if you’re Kentucky it’s different if you’re Duke if you can get the five-star oneandone projected

Lottery picks yeah I would take three or four of them a year if I could but outside of that absolutely you tell me I can take the 50th best high school player or the 50th best transfer give me the 50th best transfer and I don’t even

Need stipulations on it I don’t need to know how many years anybody else is going to stay I’m just the 50 the the 50th rank transfer is more valuable than the 50th ranked high school player and the if you and if you’re making decisions based on well the 50th ranked

High school player might not play for me in year one but I can develop him and then we’ll have then you’re just betting on things that are not guaranteed you are more likely to lose that guy than you are to actually develop him into a nice two or three year player yeah and

There are obviously exceptions to this uh which makes the sport fun like Purdue it’s it’s not going by that model Marquette not going by that model Yukon did bring in cam watch and see they will they yeah they will but Shak is now not done it two years in a row well wait

Till this team gets blown up watch what he does I’m not saying it won’t happen I’m saying to this point Marquette was not uh abiding by that and even Duke now Duke is one that is different as GP mentioned uh but for the most part this

Is the way that it’s going I’ll tell you the one to keep an eye on okay Missouri Missouri has like a top five recruiting class class of 2024 right now yeah I think all of them are ranked outside of the top 40 or 50 I I respect Dennis Gates he’s

Obviously knows more about building rosters than I do and he’s been very good at it but I’d be real hesitant about bringing that many sub 50 freshmen into the SEC at the same time yeah that’s a that’s a that’s a good note there by the way Fletcher lawyer 122 in

The prospect rankings all right next question um Jordan ask uh who do we think is the nicest fan base yeah we often hear about fan bases that are mean or whatever but wondering the other side I got five I put I thought bases I went I went through every Power conference

And I created a list of what I thought was the five how many I I wonder if you left it the one but I’m I’m curious what you have here and this is this is a this is a curveball question I like this one I don’t have any come on man stop I

Think they’re I think fan bases are either mean or they’re just non-existent do you like do I have to remind you we had beaver fever talking to us a few years ago be fever was on our ass an Oregon State basketball fan was on our ass a couple of years ago

All right so here’s the thing I don’t care what the fan base is this is true with every fan base everyone they either like you or don’t say nothing they they like you or they stay quiet but eventually if they ever feel like you have slided them in any way and

By slide of them I mean rank them 16th instead of 15th you know what then they turn mean everyone it doesn’t matter which one and then when when you prove to be right about them they just disappear they never come back and say GP remember when I told you you were

Crazy having us all the way down at 16 it turns out we’ve lost three of our last four I get it now they never come back and say that they just disappear again and then they come back that’s the root of the Indiana’s internet is out because I went months without hearing

From them because when things go bad nobody says GP you were right or norlander you were right they just they just disappear I had Arkansas preseason 47 I still could prove to be wrong I haven’t heard from an Arkansas fan in a minute right now tell what how many

Times a week in the preseason where Arkansas fans calling you stupid relative to how many times over the past two weeks you’ve even heard heard a thing from Arkansas fan it’s not even comparable but at the same time at a certain point i’ I’ve told you this just

Get out of your mentions just get get get out of there don’t don’t don’t concern yourself with it I thought because of the fact that I don’t know if people know this Parish ranks 26 teams every single morning okay I don’t know if they know this or not and I thought

Maybe he would say I don’t know what that means he’s putting up some fingers again I thought he was I was trying to do 26 and I realized I didn’t know how to do it exactly so then I just started flashing signs like a catcher yeah yeah exactly

Or a gang member one of the two maybe a gang member catcher I thought maybe he would say you know what I like the question because there’s definitely you know this many that are not going to make the list but uh over the years I’ve noticed that maybe this fan base is a

Bit more appreciative here no even the ones that are nice if they ever perceive any slight they turn on you and get mean any of let let’s acknowledge the fact that this is you know a minority vocal the people that like live online this is not in general representative of the

Larger fan base that being said oh oh to to that point real quick then I give it yeah yeah it is always important to remember because I never forget this we we often say things like yeah Kentucky fans are crazy or uh you know Kansas fans are nutty or Memphis fans are

Bananas the truth is it is always a small vocal minority that lives online if I walked into Allen Fieldhouse even though I’ve been covering the sport for 20 years and am on television and podcast and Twitter and everything else it is never lost on me that if I walked

Into Allen Fieldhouse most people in there would not even know who I am all right so when you start saying things like Kansas fans hate me most Kansas fans don’t even know you all right it’s just the Maniacs that are on Twitter and they are just irrationally aggressive

Aggressive so when I say I hate them all I mean only them only the very loud goofy nonsensical fans who live online and are just constantly being outrageous the average fan at every school is perfectly cool it’s just those ain’t the ones that are in the mentions too often

I would say so with that being said I want to now answer the question then we can move on um to me the five fan bases that I think uh your average fan is is among the nicest their their disposition is the sunniest uh and this is based on my experiences

In writing and cover covering the sport for you know 15 years now or so uh Kansas State Butler Kansas State there’s while I’m sure KU fans would disagree I don’t feel the inferiority complex Vibes the way some other universities fan bases might have with other Rivals K

States makes my list Butler for sure makes my list uh I find and this isn’t just a podcast thing I find Baylor’s fan base to be pretty pretty pretty Rosy overall on the hoop side Colorado now then again like just for some Prem reference like you know I consider

Colorado because it’s got like a decent enough presence but like you know Stanford like doesn’t even register like there’s some of these schools that just it doesn’t they weren’t even under consideration but I think Colorado just barely clears the bar and then I tell you what there’s been there’s been one

Fan base that uh uh we’ve been I’ve been poking fun more than GP really um and yet they continue to uh to be supportive despite not having a team to much with much to root about and that’s Nebraska so that’s my five K State Butler Baylor Colorado Nebraska to me you have the

Nicest fan bases in I’ll say this I got no issues with any of those fan bases there you go see told you I like I like most of them people there there you go all right now what are we doing uh you can either do a question or toss to

Our partners it’s up to you let’s toss to Partners can we get a word will you need your sports news anywhere we’ve got breaking news to bring you then get your sports anytime you want them big trade news overnight to discuss because we know you need Sports all the time a lot

Of movement in the rankings this week a legend adds to their legacy we’re bringing you that breaking news right here on HQ CBS Sports HQ anywhere anytime all the time it’s much easier dead leg to talk about the nice fan bases when you ain’t had basically every

Fan base in America at one point say you look like a human penis okay with that being said it is my question will from Parts Unknown wants to know can we get a quick recap on how many teams GP has said will be in the field this year conference previews and the preview

Shows he’s got to be at 50 at largest P now he is right by the way and I’m notching you for this Parish but in the preseason you had 115 teams in the tournament so we got expand the field so with that being said yeah actually took

Out one of the teams I told you about because they lost last night so I’m not I got 10 teams here okay okay you and I are both gonna say quicked rapid fire rapid fire rapid fire oh this is what I’m so good at if if any if man the one

Thing everybody says about me is I’m real good good at rapid fire let’s not let’s not spread that word too much hashtag more of us okay yes no will this team be in the NCAA tournament you answer then I answer first nine- two Northwestern yes no seven and three Washington

No yes eight and three Indiana come on man rapid fire I mean the Indiana’s just got like a bylaws problem did you know I don’t know if you’ve ever read like the actual process the selection committee is supposed to go by fire I should have put the hooers last what was I doing

It’s just a lot of people don’t know this and so in the spirit of this is just something Indiana fans are going to need to if they don’t know what they need to know it and I’d rather them hear it from me than somebody else the committee is not allowed to take more

Than three schools from the state of Indiana you can’t do that it’s a bracketing principle yeah so you go ahead and take Purdue right and then Indiana State obviously that’s the second best team in the state of Indiana and then Butler’s back so we’re getting to Butler by the

Way so that just doesn’t leave a spot for Indiana sitting at 83rd at Kim right now I’m going to go no on the hooers it breaks my heart and it’s hard to say about a blue blood program you just assume Blue Blood programs are going to

Be in the in BL tournament every year but I’m afraid we’re going to find out that’s just not true I will also say no eight and4 Arkansas in the tournament yes or no yes and must we trust I’m saying No 10 course not you’ve been a hater since the

Beginning 10- One South Carolina 10 and one South Carolina no best wins Virginia Tech they ain’t done nothing I’m gonna say no but the record is nice so far nine and three Syracuse feels like a tricky one no zero top 40 wins they ain’t done nothing some of

These teams are going to do some stuff in League Play but I’m picking teams that are you know exactly they don’t have they don’t easily forecast this tournament team you’ve got Q’s no I’ll say no 11 and one Utah State no I will say yes I think that the agies

Allthough they’re dealing with a recent injury I think the Aggies get it done the Mountain West right now is really you’re going to be wrong about that in the preseason by the way I think I said over under I said over under two and a half Mountain West teams you went under

I think you had three or fewer and I said more and it’s going to be more they’re definitely getting a minimum of three that’ve done too much damage in the uh in the n all right you’re gonna be wrong about some something something too I know that’s listen Hey listen that

One’s on me I was wrong always willing to hit the button in fact I’ll do it one more time that one’s on me just so you know I mean it doesn’t look like you’re gonna be wrong about Arkansas but you’re gonna be wrong about something I no it’s

Not just one thing it’s many things a couple more teams 10 and two Butler um 10 and two Butler where you at yeah in sh back my my friend is shelvin Mack and he said Butler is back I’m trusting him okay I figur you might want to use your

Own analysis here no no no no use my analysis over a butler Legend what are you talking about I will say I am not happy about this I just complimented the butler fan base now you’re getting put to the test Bulldogs fans I’m going to

Say no and my prediction uh as of late December here I will say Butler is the first team out of the tournament somebody tweet him and say tell him he looks like a human penis right at Matt norlander you look like a human penis that’s what they

Always do to me when they don’t like what I when I say or do they tell me I look like a human penis look at me come on come on now you look like a human penis with a beer not folically challenged here you look like a bearded

Penis okay 11 and one Indiana State yes we are sticking in the state of Indiana yes of course second best team in the state of Indiana what are you talking about just just because you can’t trust Indiana’s gonna get to the tournament don’t me mean you can’t trust Indiana

State’s not going to get there times have changed norlander yeah it is uh and is a potential long way to go but the valley between Indiana State and Drake maybe two bid Valley we’ll see but I will say Indiana state gets in and the last team we

Talked about it on the show last Friday what are you doing with eight and four Villanova I’m putting Villanova in the big east’s gonna get I’m gonna say they’re in the Big East is gonna get at least five schools in the tournament and Villanova is gonna be one of the

Five I’ll say Villanova makes it but boy boy that’s a that’s a wobbly one so there a reminder for people I Paris is he wants to put 115 teams in in October the field we got that down to at least 90 I hope as we turn into the year 2024 you’re next

Up we got a note from Ryan in Alabama he says how is Auburn so high in the metrics on the 34 seed line and still not ranked well Ryan I don’t know what rankings you look at but I should let you know I ranked 26 basketball teams

Every single morning that’s why I put it in I know and I’ve had Auburn 24th in the top 25 and one for much of the week that said it’s easy to understand why Auburn’s not in the AP pole I can walk you through it walk Auburn was not

Ranked in the preseason okay so it starts there very first game they lose to Baylor so you ain’t going in uh with a o and one record right so then you got to get wins to prove yourself uh worthy of the ranking you want well then they

Lost at appalachin State all right they still as of this moment have zero wins over top 40 kpom te so the computer numbers are super strong but they’re also way stronger than the resume now if you want to look at it like this super strong computer numbers and if Bruce

Pearl wouldn’t have just scheduled the game at appal agent State here’s something here’s something here’s something you might not know you can’t lose a game if you don’t schedule it can’t win it either that yeah but for our purp you know what I just did I

Turned it around on you I know but for yeah yeah but here’s the thing the reason most people won’t schedule a game like this most time major coaches is because if you lose it it is the type of thing that’ll keep you out of the top 25

And if you win it it’s not really the type of thing that’ll push you into the top 25 because it doesn’t resonate with with voters the way it’s just it’s the type of game almost no high major coach would would schedule so if you go hey I’m not gonna hold Bruce Pearl

Accountable for losing a game most people wouldn’t even schedule you can sort of trick yourself into it there I I got Auburn in because I do look at the computer numbers and you know the Appalachian State game was a game most people wouldn’t even have played but if

You’re if you’re this is not one where I think the AP voters are crazy for not having Auburn in I have them in but I just explain to you why it’s easy to leave them out yeah it’s the Cadence of the schedule um and the loss to App

State basically restarted the timer uh I think Auburn would be top five at kenpom had it won the game at App State uh because its metrics are really strong it is an interesting dichotomy it would be easily in the top 25 if they had if they’ wanted Appalachia State not

Because they’d have that win but because then they would only have the loss to Baylor and then they would have the super strong computer numbers and people would probably just slide them right behind Baylor next question Sam from Indiana this was the subject line this was one of I don’t know I want

To say a dozen plus emails about you and your relationship with Indiana so I felt obligated to at least put it in here once he said the subject line in the email was is GP on drugs and then the entire body of the email was GP either

Loves IU or he is on acid can you confirm is Gary on acid what what’s interesting about this email from Sam is he thinks he thinks you’re I I’m just gonna read into it’s almost like you got that seventh grade crush kind of situation going on like you got such big

Feelings for Indiana you don’t want to you don’t want to show yourself you don’t want to you don’t want to wear it on your sleeve you don’t want to show your card so because of that you know you might do a little kicking of the shin little little little little here

And there little little push in the hallway is that is that what this stems from man you got a little crush on Indiana I do not have a crush on Indiana well then are you on acid not on acid not right now not right now not at this moment

You’re and and you can take this but I will say IU fans I will speak for myself uh got no issue with your program whatsoever and just so you guys realize we are saying this at least I am in for somewhat for GP we say it in just it’s

Part of yes it has become a running bit and for every flustered IU fan and I’m not going to say this is maybe it’s why Paris do it you could speak to yourself GP um this this has become a source of genuine entertainment for non- Indiana

Fans on a level that I had didn’t frankly did not anticipate there and I honestly think that some of this stems from the fact that there are definitely there’s a definitely a a decent portion of the college basketball fan base um and we’ll get to this on a different

Question later that just think that Indiana’s uh variability as a blue blood should no longer be on the table like it should not be it’s it’s gone too long without a title when you look at the way that it’s dipped over the past 15 or 20

Years it doesn’t hold a right to that and so when they when they see GP maybe just uh poking fun a little bit they enjoy it all the more just because you brought up their history just to put some numbers on it there you go Indiana hasn’t finished in

The top 25 at kpom in seven years hasn’t ahead of Purdue in the Big 10 standings in seven years hasn’t made the elite eight in 21 years I mean Jerome Tang made the elite eight in year one at Kansas State and Indiana has not made the elite eight in

21 years hadn’t won a national title in 36 years so there are people out there wanting to take their blue blood status away I’m not one of those people I think it’s hilarious to keep calling them a blue blood I I don’t want them to lose their blue status there there’s nothing

Funnier to me me than being able to consistently say those things about them and say but hey it’s a blue blood program so I guess they’ll be okay do you know what it all stems from I I know exactly what it stems from because not all Indiana fans I know

Exactly what they not all Indiana fans not all Indiana fans not all Indiana fans I hope I said that enough but some of them with Twitter accounts are the most delusional mfers on the planet I wrote a column one time after they fired Archie Miller before they hired Mike Woodson so often

This gets twisted into I was bashing Mike Woodson the column was written before Mike Woodson was even hired and then it constantly gets turned into you didn’t think Mike Woodson was recruit you can’t find a single place I ever said or wrote that Mike Woodson couldn’t recruit I simply never commented on it

One way or the other and yet when it got off to a kind of good start these fans would just keep keep bombarding me with this column and quote tweeting the column and quote tweeting the column and quote tweeting the column so I just sit back and

Wait I just sit back and wait for them to become the fourth best team in Indiana I just sit back and wait for him to become the fourth best team in Indiana and now I wish somebody would quote tweet that column now please do send it back to me but they can’t and

Why can’t they they don’t have internet in Indiana they don’t have internet and you know what’s funny here’s the thing I’ll get tweets from Indiana fans when here’s because the Indiana fans just get mad about it and then the other the Smart Ones they come in and they uh they try

To explain to the other ones well you know what this is all about right and they’re like what and they say well we we fired gp’s friend Archie Miller and he’s been out to get us ever since can I say one thing I didn’t even know that

Was a thing but okay AR Miller and I are not friends I mean I’m friendly with him I like him I respect him I think he’s a good college basketball coach but I bet you I’ve talked to Archie Miller five times my whole life like we’re just not we we have

Never been friends again when I see him I’m like hey Archie good to see you and I’ve texted him before and I’ve talked to him on the phone to him before but I bet you in totality the number of Gary Parish Archie Miller conversations is like five or under but they’ve got there

Are people in that fan base who’ve got this whole thing twisted up about I was just trying to cover for my friend they’re just they’re bananas that’s why put it in the in the mailbag because so it is hilarious people still ask about this every week

Oh okay so I was at uh State Farm Arena last weekend for CBS Sports classic yeah yeah I can’t tell you how many I’m just walking around the arena I can’t tell me how many there were two things that were said more than any other thing to me more of us of course

More lots of more buses yes and of course and the Indiana stuff hey hey GP when’s the last time Indiana finished top 25 at kin bom I said I think it was 2016 I think it was there it is all right next question you’re up no I got

About 40 more minutes on this no no keep going our next question comes from a guy in Indiana but it is not about Indiana I’m not on acid not right now I don’t know what question you’re gonna have to ask me all right Ethan in morisville Indiana wants to know if

James Madison goes undefeated the rest of the way do they deserve a one seed nope you say they don’t deserve it won’t even sniff it how about okay so you don’t think James Madison deserves it you don’t think that James Madison undefeated would get one by the committee those are two different things

I I’ll answered the same way yeah they would not deserve it and they would not get it uh James Madison would almost certainly get a one seed if it ran the table if that was the case I’ve got a little data for you here um it

Would be 32 and0 versus D1 teams uh the question is uh would the would the committee I I had it here like because I thought you’d say no the question is would the committee be willing to do it I think it would here are the mid Majors

To get a one seed since he began in 1979 that might be an Indiana fan calling GP right now um Indiana State got it in 79 uh UNLV was a mid- major program I say in ‘ 87 then like 99 I’m not putting them they weren’t a mid

Major then but UNLV got one in 87 uh Temple kind of sort of 88 got a one seed UMass got a one seed but I can’t say UMass was a mid- major program when it got a one seed although before Cal got there it was but whatever St Joe’s

04 got a one seed wit to state in 14 got a one seed and Dayton would have gotten one in 20 so we have had plenty of instances where every one of those is a team different than James Madison uh I’d say sure I guess but they all have

Independently identifiers about each of them but like wit to State isn’t that wit state was coming off a final four so maybe that helped them all the more um if you’re curious it’s in the sun Bel now jamu best seed for a Sun Belt team

Since we went to 64 teams UAB coached by Murray Barto I thought you knew that maybe not six seed 86 and then uh 02 Western Kentucky was a n SE I do believe an undefeated and this is only going to happen but if James Madison ran the

Table and was undefeated I do think it would get the last one SE I’ll bet you $5,000 right now they would I I don’t have Gary Parish money so I can’t bet you that how about I’ll give you $5,000 so I I Have Nothing At Risk but

If James Madison runs the table and gets a one seed you’re just gonna give me $55,000 how about this how about we get some of the same Indiana fans that paid $10 million to get rid of Archie Miller my friend okay we’ll get them to give

You like $4 million and then you can bet it against me and I will say that undefeated James Madison will will not get a one seed okay they would only have based on the current schedule and the current numbers yes four wins inside the first two quadrants

Best win would be over Michigan State they’d have they’d have at least I think it’s not huge GP but they’d play in the conference tournament so get one more probably get one maybe two depending on the teams right yes so but either way their best win would probably end up

Being a win over Michigan State in the season opener even the computer numbers right now are not matching up with the actual human ranking they are not no to be clear on that I just have a hard time seeing how the committee would maybe hard time’s not the right with GP but

Like 32 and0 33 and0 hadn’t lost a game I know it’s trust me I know it’s a mid major just did it they they do it to football teams all the time that’s true but those the they’re two different bodies um I’m listen I’m always willing

To to you know that one’s on me I was wrong but I think if we got to that point and no other team had fewer than say four losses uh I’d be all I think that would be actually a really compelling thing for the tournament just the idea that you’d have an undefeated

Team James Madison the football team’s good and then oh hell they’re on the one line is this about to be another one Beats by 16 or whatever can they even get to Sweet 16 I actually think it would be good for the tournament in a good storyline uh but GPU might well be

Right I think undefeated James because right now preseason remove preseason bias at torvic they’re 32nd they’re 32nd like if you wanted to be an AP voter who just stood strong and said I’m not ranking that team I don’t you you will have computers to back you

Up on it you still do right now I think undefeated James Madison undefeated on selection Sunday three seat or a four seed something like that four would kind of shock me to be honest I don’t I don’t know if there if that could be uh defensible um but uh yeah but I don’t

Think way you defend it you just go I don’t think they’re one of the 12 best teams in the country and they haven’t beaten any of the 12 best teams in the country and congratulations on beating a bunch of inferior slash bad teams but that is largely what they’ve done yeah

Um Caitlyn Allen chimes in hey guys as a fellow journalist I’m curious what your feelings are on the Oxford comma I know the CVS Sports does not use it and that drives me insane I have a thought on that bonus question what coach do you have to edit the most when you report

Their quotes I can see it being Dan Hurley um GP and I both came up on newspapers and AP stylist not to use the Oxford comma uh I actually appreciate that we don’t use the Oxford comma we occasionally get into some spelling and grammatical stuff on the podcast but it

Has been a minute GP what are your thoughts on us not using the oxar comma as a means of house style at CBS I like it I like I like I like the oxar Comm I mean I would prefer to use it you like the ox I’m not antiox for comma but I

Have no resistance over us not using it and every so often you will have to use it as means of clarity but uh yeah yeah yeah that’s the thing I run into because because there are times when even people who say we’re not using Oxford commas

We’ll we’ll also say but man we could really use a comma there yeah well that’s an Oxford comma then so do we use them or not and if we’re GNA say we’ll use them in cir certain circumstances in the spirit of clarity because I am when I’m writing sometimes I’m writing and I

Go okay no Ox for comma and it just reads weird it reads weird from one part to the next and I go that we should use a comma there and so if we’re ever going to get into a situ so so what you’re saying is it’s not true that we don’t

Use Ox for commas what’s true is sometimes we use them when we feel like they’re necessary well then I think we should just use them they’re they’re used when the syntax requires them but otherwise if it would read similar with or without it’s our house style not to

Use it I always appreciate grammar uh notes so thank you on that here’s my so here’s my top five coaches that I would edit is is half right half not it’s more like the coaches who will give me the most but then I I have to using their

Quotes I might have to wind up chopping the most or my top five for cursing or otherwise and not all this is strictly cursing to be honest uh Hurley is in that group Bruce Pearl John calip Perry Tom ISO and Steve Forbes I would say those are the five coaches at the high

Major level who if you’re getting an interview um either uh they are more likely to say hey real quick off the Record so then you got to go and you gotta you know parse that out or there’s just so much there that uh you’re like well well damn or you might

Have to go back and ask a question again to maybe get something a little bit tighter any coaches for you that come to mind it’s been you don’t you don’t necessarily uh talk with coaches as frequently as you once did because of uh changeing duties but I gotta figure you

Got a coach or too that applies to this well I think Huggins goes without saying I would think so not active anymore but yes he would go without saying yes um I mean Cal’s the most obvious one just because he has a lot to say about everything ramble that’s he

Can ramble he can just really like you you need a nice 30 second quote and he’ll give you a really nice three minute one which I don’t mind but you do have to edit him down a little bit like uh off of my column from kuy’s went over

North Carolina like I wanted to paint a scene from the end of that game using a lot of the way he told the story and while doing that you have to cut down on the story otherwise it just gets otherwise I’m doing a 21 minute read you

Know what that’s like I know all too well what that’s like um I will say this the three coaches in my opinion who are the best off the Record but public doesn’t really get to see that side of them like they they’re they’re smart or

They’re funny they got a lot to say but they don’t tend to just show that side of themselves but off the Record they’re just they’re different uh your best friend Archie Miller and it’s funny you’ve mentioned two of them already on the show uh Archie Miller Dennis Gates and Kevin

Willard um there’s a an enlightening side to all of those guys that they just don’t tend to show too much but off the Record they’re uh no Arch Archie is funny I I I have this like I don’t even know why this is in my head but I can

Remember one year being at peach jam and Arch was there when he was still at Dayton and there was Shawn might have been there and at Arizona and there’s like it it was like Arizona duke it was like Arizona Duke UCLA and then like Dayton sitting in the

And I just remember this moment I don’t even know if AR you remember this because it was just a thing it didn’t even mean anything I just made me it made me laugh because somebody said something like oh you know it’s it’s Duke here and boom bo boom and all the

And it’s like d and Archie I remember Archie like looking at sea or somebody and saying I can get anybody I want I can get anybody I want he’s just goofing around like he was going to go bang heads with Mike sheski for a player to

Try to get him to Dayton but it was like it was a little so yes he’s funny um Rick Barnes is funny but he won’t show it that often but you just get Rick Barn sitting around telling stories he can be funny you know who’s a great Storyteller

And I know the easiest thing for everybody to do is just like yeah but you know what he did in Austin I got it yeah just in terms of a really great Storyteller Chris beard is a wonderful Storyteller like funny like everybody has stories and then the people who are

Funny can tell stories hilariously he’s a hilarious Storyteller so those guys pop in my head all right you’re next up Russ from the Boneyard this is the most ridiculous question but it was so weird that I had to include it let’s say the NCAA institutes a rule tomorrow that

Every men’s basketball team’s tallest starter must switch positions and roles with its shortest starter everything else stays the same which current team is best equipped to handle this just a stupid question but I could not look away thank you Russ from the Boneyard uh I have my answer but I’m going to hold

Off did you I I look at GP I look through like 60 rosters okay I’m taking the question as it was presented correct which current team is best equipped to handle this switch you switch your tallest player with your shortest player everything else stays the same yeah and

The tallest player ideally is your point guard he’s got to bring it up to floor he’s running the offense and your shortest players got to probably work the post but you know figure figure all that out yes okay I went with Louisville stop I don’t think it would matter they

Would just still suck differently wow look at you it just wouldn’t matter so they’re best equipped to handle it because it wouldn’t change anything Louisville could starting on January 2nd against Virginia make their starting five their starting one and they’re starting one they’re starting five and it wouldn’t change

Anything one you’re not wrong and two you just changed the game man I I wow see independent independent thinker that’s your best answer on the show independent thinker that’s true that’s some strong independent thinking now you want an actual answer I mean that feels like an actual

Answer yeah that’s the actual answer but now do you want me to try to like create a basketball team that could still be good that is good and could still be good and by the way I don’t even think this is possible I don’t let’s see if your team matches mine though Kentucky

Not my team switch Aaron Bradshaw with DJ Wagner and let’s go play is Wagner the shortest I think so yeah yeah you know what I looked at Kentucky because uh because I was like I guess Reed Shepard isn’t a starter so he doesn’t apply here um but that’s not bad or is

Wagner shorter than Dillingham Dillingham doesn’t start that’s also true yeah they got a weird one mine was Duke because filipowski shoots the three from well he can handle it if you ask him to run the point that’s fine that’s actually the that’s the right answer the shortest one and the shortest player is

Jeremy roach who I could actually like he’s a decent rebounding guard and if you had to do it this is a super creative question Russell we appreciate it Duke was my top answer and then Illinois all its guys that are starting are six6 are taller so Coleman ains ask

Them to run the point and then Marcus damasque maybe at Center that’s not absolutely terrible so Duke is my answer with Illinois a close second but a very very creative question I like that stuff we’ve only got a couple more and then we’ll hey we’re having a good time bud

Having a great time TR it from Durham inquires what are your thoughts on making the NCAA tournament selection more akin to European football so you wait oh God somebody wants to do this every year don’t they well here’s why I included it I included it one because

This is like a couple other emails we probably get an email like this once every three or so months from different people so it’s been emailed so many times I thought okay I’ll just toss in the pile here so here’s what Truitt writes and then I got I got a thought on

This conference tournaments and selection committee would be abandoned in favor of regular season results with x amount of teams from each conference automatically qualifying for March Madness based on the end of regular season standings example top seven teams from each power conference top three teams from various mid- majors and only

The season winner for the smallest conferences I think this would simplify the selection process and remove any potential bias or subjectivity over strength of schedule Etc plus it puts more direct significance on the season and in conference play removing pressure from lowprofile teams having to schedule big non-conference teams and ensuring

Auto bids come from smaller conferences what do you think am I completely missing why this is a horrible idea I appreciate your thoughts as the experts um a lot of people want to do this and I’m not saying that it wouldn’t have a a certain level of of entertainment and

And change the game it would it’s just not realistic that it’s ever going to happen plus if you do the math going forward and say the Pack 12 it’s not going to sixcess year so we’ll have five power conferences okay 7 Time 5 is 35

All right so then you got 35 teams are that are taken care of and 68 team field uh that leaves 20 and then you’ve got 26 Auto bids left over from that so you only have seven bids left for the WCC Mountain West A10 and American which are

In theory the multi- bid conferences how would you break up that math plus you’d have to still see the teams and from that while you could argue just let a computer Do It um I think the committee that is feature not bug the fact that we

Have a committee to do this some people hate the committee they want it gone forever whatever um you are enabling a lot of intrigue speculation debate is a good thing for the sport that we have the committee um the math just doesn’t break cleanly enough to allow for this

With our conference structure uh and you also have the rare year where like this year the valley that’s a one big league but as we said earlier like that could be a two big league so you’re gonna stay in perpetuity no matter what happens the Missouri Valley you’re only allowed one

Bid okay I guess but that that seems like if anything if we ever went to that which we won’t but if we did it would trigger even more uh different kinds of realignment that are that are basketball um sparked I guess so I like the question I appre appreciate U the

Thoughts on it you are not alone on this TR it uh but I I and on some level Parish like this is how the proble this is directly how professional sports work you got to finish in this top no matter how good the Eastern Conference or the West Conference is everyone knows the

Rules now you got to play in you got to be in the top 10 to even qualify doesn’t matter your strength of schedule all of that but GP college hoops is a different Universe you you are playing with 362 teams and you’ve got you’ve got Duke and

You’ve got alorn State you know you’ve got can and you’ve got Quinn Pak so um there’s just no clean way of doing it and it’s why we have a committee and why frankly a show like this relies so much on referencing really smart Advanced metrics like pomoy Evan Maya and torvic

Yeah clearly TR put a lot of thought into it I just think there’s some major flaws with it um one is that if you just base it your NCAA tournament selection process on where people finished in their league you have completely eliminated the non- league portion of

The schedule yes none of it matters correct can’t do that you’ve also completely eliminated the importance of conference tournaments those are big money makers big television properties you can’t do that all right even if you could do either of those things which you can’t do we really want just a like

I know different NBA teams play different schedules and we still just care of if you’re the top six in the west you’re in if you’re 7 eight n 10 you’re in the playin if you can win those things you’re in the top eight now let’s go play I get it that’s fine for

The NBA I just think unbalanced schules in conferences make it where if we start cutting off like only six from this league and only four from this league and and you don’t and here’s the other thing you know Tru wants to simplify the selection process it doesn’t need to be

Simplified it’s not complicated we all agree we put 68 teams in the tournament every year and we all agree on 65 or 66 of them that’s ex I was when you were saying that I was like 65 is probably undatable and then the final three in

And maybe the the first three out or that’s it yeah it’s a pretty simple process that’s how we always land at the same place you you can love Jerry Palm Joe lonard Mike the Cory in somebody you’ve never heard of who just runs a little website and does a bracket on the

Afternoon of selection Sunday all these brackets are going to look pretty much the same and then there’s going to be about 16 teams and palm will say it’s three these three from this group of six that get the last three spots and lonard will agree with

One of those and have two different ones though and that’s all it comes down to so the the selection process doesn’t need simplifying it’s it’s pretty we we can argue about seating but typically that’s all we’re arguing about is seating they they usually get they get the teams right or at least

You know we’re arguing about one or two beyond that I think the selection process adds to the sport like selection Sunday is a thing you know bubble talk is a thing um projected brackets in the final weeks of the regular season those are to borrow your phrase those are

Features not bugs so I just think for a lot of different reasons we’ve just detailed this is something that might sound good on a surface level but it’s it’s not practical to the sport and especially not practical to the business of basketball gp’s got the next question

But you know what GP I’m pretty sure we’re contractually obligated to do two words from our partners can I get a second word from the partner wake up to football highlights and news from around the world with a one and only morning footy team rise and shine football fans welcome to morning footy

Start your all day football craze with morning footy part of the allnew galazo network all right Tommy from Spokane is Tommy Lloyd it is Tommy Lloyd okay Tommy from Tom listening yeah appreciate Tommy Lloyd writing to shouts at what shouts to CBS atgmailcom yeah that was nice of Tommy lyd to email

If Mark F wins a national championship at Gonzaga well Tommy if you cared about Mark F winning the national championship at Gonzaga maybe you should still be there if that’s so if that’s a if that’s a priority for you maybe you should have stayed till he got it

Done oh no you couldn’t get out of there fast enough well I mean he was an assistant for like two decades let’s take it easy oh you couldn’t get out of there fast enough could you Tommy if Mark f wins a national championship at Gonzaga would that

Catapult him into the Top 10 rankings of alltime coaches considering built the program from nothing in a way that’s never been done before I think so I don’t think so um always hated Mark FW it goes back 20 years oh God before before there was Nico medvid there was

Mark FU by the way Nico Nico called me like a few days ago and uh I didn’t bring it up he I don’t think he’s aware whatsoever I’m just going to not bring it up I assume it will work its way back to him eventually and then he will but

Um this is this is not being brought up until he actually discovers what’s going on okay so this question I think was prompted in part because our previous mailbag we got into our top 10 coaches so here’s my top 10 list and then I’ll

Say why I don’t I don’t think so so K wooden Roy Dean Smith bob Knight four Bill self uh excuse me bob Knight five Bill self six Jim Calhoun s I’ve got patino 8 Adolf rup nine Jay Wright 10 and that leaves ISO beheim Danny Chrome

Hank IBA on the outside looking in now like Mark f is not yet uh in the nation withth Hall of Fame he hasn’t even nominated I that will happen like he’s going to get there one day but one national title and with what he done and

I’ll also put this out like he’s got he leads the AL he’s the alltime leader let me his um his win percentage Gonzaga right now so he has won 83.5% of his game games he’s knocking on the door he’s going to win game number 700 here

Next week um he’s the he’s the most he’s the winningest coach in the history not winningest that’s most but he’s got the best win percentage of any division one coach ever okay so so let’s do this play it out okay Mark F retires with a national championship yeah the highest

Winning percentage of any coach in history yes and without having ever missed the NCAA tournament that’s top 10 it’s an incredible resume but the only problem is that you are knocking out someone who has multiple National Champion not necessarily not if you say ISO is 10 no Jay Wright is 10 I’ve got

ISO on the outside I’ve got Calhoun seven patino eight rup nine uh Wright 10 so you have to remove right or like listen rup coach when you know so is does it strictly come down to this for you Jay Wright one more National Title so Jay wght had a

Better career than mark it might you know it’s interesting on that because I like I love this question I gave it some real thought thought there because I thought he might have a case but like ISO and all the success that he’s had like does he does he jump over ISO

Beheim built Syracuse I don’t want to say it was nothing before he got there but he’d have the same amount and beheim if he hadn’t had the winds taken away uh would be really close to K for all time wins there it’s interesting I I would

Put can like you put few over all those guys if Mark F wins a national championship and we are judging careers yeah Jim beheim won national championship everything he did at Syracuse Tom ISO One National Championship everything else he did at Michigan State I think doing it out of

The West Coast Conference building that I know he took it for mons and it was in a good place when he took it but he has taken it to another level and never dropped it off I think if markv wins a national championship his career assuming beheim you know beheim retired

With one assuming ISO doesn’t get another one yes I would put I would put Mark F’s career ahead of those okay but are but this is this is like the question like has come up recently with Steph Curry top 10 NBA career well there

Could only be 10 on a list of 10 so if you’re take if you’re putting curry in like personally I’m putting curry in and I got no problem knocking off say and I listen amazing players but I’m putting Curry ahead of Larry Bird and Tim Duncan personally guys the best the point of

The the point of the game is to put the ball in the hoop there’s no one who has been regarded as a better shooter in the history of the sport than Steph Curry he’s absolutely a top 10 player that being said you got to boot some guys out

So if you’re going to put few in who you I know you’re not kicking out self you can’t kick out Calhoun he did just as good of a building job at was nothing before he got there so you got to knock off your boy patino rup or right

Probably and if you’re going to put few in who you kicking out I don’t even want to say it you Rick it would not be Rick patino I think Rino belongs in the top five yeah he’s the only coach to win national champs at two different J see Adolf rup was was

Preintegration like in the the tournament was you know like 182 teams I’m not saying that he doesn’t deserve to be top 10 because of that but uh all the other coaches here you know wooden was that as well but wouldn’t won freaking 10 titles like he’s obviously

In the top three I would I would consider moving rup out and if not rup and I say that I’m like I’m maybe Jay maybe the Jay one is is an intriguing one um yeah but that’s that’s a wonderful thought because Jay has more national titles but do we think and let

Me be clear we’re talking about two of the we can all agree two of the top 15 of all time so like let’s relax nobody’s being here but take the national title set them aside and by the way this isn’t even a question if if Mark F doesn’t win

A National Title got to win a title yes all right but if you didn’t take the national titles and set them aside and I know you why would you do that that’s like saying take Steph Curry’s scoring or whatever and set those aside H the most threes ever yeah whatever yeah take

His three-pointer set them aside I got you I know it’s you’ll you’ll get what I’m trying to say who had the better career outside of outside of the national titles it’s it’s a it’s an interesting one fuse he’s he’s building quite the resume without a doubt right right um all right good deal

We got uh we got one more it’s on you we had like eight or nine music questions so toss it in at the very Dan in Minneapolis ask how far would you travel to see a band that you love he says I’ve gone to Europe to see Pearl Jam Canada

To see tul but it’s but it’s possible that I would take a trip to Australia Center to run a concert I wanted to see what’s the farthest you’ve ever went to see a show not how far away from because like I saw Kanye West and Jay-Z in Paris

Yeah he did that’s right but we did not go to Paris to see them we were in Paris and they were there and we said we should go okay question did you book The Paris trip knowing that it would be a bonus or was it completely coincidental

That you happened to be in Paris and then you discovered that they were going to be there we booked the Paris trip realized they were there a week earlier something like that and was like damn we should have planned around that and then while l literally flying to Paris I

Started just looking at Paris con con hey let’s see what’s we’re going to be in Paris for four nights let’s see if there’s any shows and they they had just stayed in Europe and booked another night at par in Paris they never left Europe and they were just like hey let’s

Just book another night in P so they randomly I believe this is the way it happened since the first time I checked they weren’t supposed to be playing and then they added an extra Paris show and we were just there and also the whole website was was in French I couldn’t

Really read it so I was just like with my wife I said hey it looks like Watch the Throne is in Paris tonight but I can’t really tell this is in French let’s just go to this place we’ll go to the hotel get dressed go to this place

And uh best case scenario we see Jay and Kanye worst case scenario hey we’re just in Paris we’ll figure something else out to do and yeah so that’s that that so we we saw them in Paris but we didn’t go I don’t think that counts we didn’t go to see him in

Paris all right so the the answer to I I am willing the answer is not going to shock you it’s DM DMB um but so I have not yet done this DMB every year uh around Labor Day uh plays at the Gorge it’s a three night thing and so it is a

It is a destination thing for the fan base you know before you got to see DMB at least one time at the Gorge which is this incredible music venue Heaven’s Amphitheater out in Washington state people camp out etc etc I have never done that I very much intend to do that

I just haven’t done it so I’m willing to get on a plane and fly across the country to see dmbb I have not yet done it um the farthest I’ve ever gone I mean like I because of where I live like I’ve been in Connecticut and Vermont um you

Know greater in New England the Northeast like there’s just so many venues GP as you all know that I’m just never almost never need to uh get on a plane I have never gotten on a plane to see musical act which isn’t to say that I wouldn’t but I just never have like

I’d love to see a group that I really love play Red Rocks I’ve never gone to Red Rocks I’d love to see someone at uh at Red Rocks or like the Hollywood Bowl some of these really big iconic venues out in the in the west coast in the

Rockies there the the most most hardcore one I think I’ve ever done was when I was in college I saw DMB in Providence on I don’t know maybe it was a Tuesday night or something and then I drove six hours from Providence to Syracuse stayed in Syracuse and then drove another four

Hours the next day so I saw him on Providence one night and I saw him all the way out in Buffalo uh the next night there but I don’t know if I could ever see myself like getting on a plane to go to England or Spain just for

Particularly at that point in my life or where I am now like with kids and stuff like that I couldn’t afford it when I was younger and now my wife certainly won’t let me do it when I’m older but it’s a good question we got like 10 questions about music this one seemed

Like it was uh the most decent one what about you what’s the farthest you’ve traveled because to answer the question I think it’s my Providence to Buffalo one night like that’s a pretty that’s a pretty hardcore drive so like same way we went to see Watch the Throne in Paris

But we were going to Paris and saw Watch the Throne we’ve we saw Lady Gaga in Vegas but that’s because we were going to Vegas and she was there you got I think yours is this year right was it not this year yeah we went to Minneapolis specifically to see Taylor

Swift That’s the answer is it not yeah I think that is my wife and I and two friends went to Minneapolis so we didn’t go to Minneapolis and Taylor Swift happened to be there we went to Minneapolis um where Dan lives H to specifically to specifically see Taylor

Swift I have gone when I was in high school went to Dallas to see 9inch nails and St Louis to see 9inch Nails that’s pretty good and David Bowie it was David Bowie and N9 Inch Nails in St Louis um I have flown my wife and I flew to Atlanta

To see Kendrick Lamar my wife and I flew to Atlanta to see Jay-Z and Beyonce um I’ve gone to new I went to New Orleans to see Watch the Throne went to Atlanta when I was early 20s to see you two um went to New Orleans to see Pearl

Jam when I was in college New Orleans from where you live is what are we talking about five and a half five and a half okay yeah so those are those those are the ones that come to mind but I think technically how far what’s the farthest you’ve ever gone strictly to

See a concert would be June of this year Minneapolis to see Taylor Swift There You Go all right that was a that was a good question appreciate a lot of people sent a lot of music stuff uh but only so much time and listen we want to we want

To wrap this up get out of here we will have a live show Friday of course uh we got some good games coming up this weekend and this was a pre-tape so I I don’t anticipate there’s anything else to address with all this I have a trivia

Time but I have to wait for you to start the shouts before I can ask you the trivia Time shouts to Devon Downey shouts to Chester South Carolina shout trivia time okay let’s go Josh writes and I couldn’t give you the heads up on this all right Josh WR trivia time for

GP what was Deon Downey’s statline for that game he used to run through it all the time every time he shouted it out do you remember is is it hardwired into your brain the Devon Downey stat line against Kentucky or has it’s not I used

To have it in my notes I don’t even think I have it in my notes anymore you remember I used to randomly curve into it I know and I’d say like you know it reminds me of that night January 10th 2010 what however I would do it I want

To say it was 26 points okay I’m looking it up right now keep going you go ahead and Vamp I’m gonna look it up right now I want to say 26 points six assists four rebounds okay bringing up the hold on one second 26 points six assists four

Rebounds is your guess that’s my guess but I don’t feel confident of course the 200920 season do you remember the date I want to say January 10th January 26th 26th January 26 2010 of course Kentucky was undefeated at that point it was 19 and0 Devon Downey here we go box score Devon Downey

Scored 30 30 30 points five boards three assists two steals there we go well I’m going have to update that was a nice random pull from our reader I appreciated that I didn’t think you’d know it but you used to say it all the time that I wondered if it would be

Muscle memory would come back to you I’m slipping I’m slipping I’ll try to be better moving forward shouts to Huck and lell thank you guys once again for watching listening to the island college basketball podcast if you’re not subscribed go subscribe anywhere you subscribe to podcast including Apple

Spotify more of us than there are of them needs to be reflected in the comments so please do that and we will talk to you again oh oh it might not be Friday morning oh okay it might need to be Thursday night okay then it might be listen that’s fine

I might have to get on a plane I’ve already looked there’s nothing going on Thursday night of importance okay and I think I might have to get on a plane Friday morning if that is the case then we will angle for a Thursday night show which have been the night shows have

Been well received so regardless we hope you enjoyed the pod we enjoyed the mailbag we got one more before we get out of this year and we’ll be coming to you live and the best way to know how about this yeah subscribe to the YouTube channel make sure you ding

The Bell so when we go live you will get a mobile notification you can watch us in real time if not it’ll be in the in the feed for you just as always we’ll talk to you again we’ll talk to you again at some point all right till then take care

Mailbag Time! GP and Norlander answer your questions ranging anywhere from James Madison to concerts in Paris.

0:00 Intro + mailbag time!
14:00 Could a college team beat the Pistons?
21:30 High school recruits vs. transfers
27:00 Nicest fan bases
33:00 GP’s long list of tournament teams
38:45 Auburn’s metrics vs rankings
47:40 A James Madison 1 seed bid?
52:25 Oxford commas + coach quotes
1:00:30 NCAA Tournament and Champions League
1:06:45 Mark Few, top 10 coach ever?
1:13:10 How far would you go to see a concert?

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