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[Wind] Breaking news from the Nuggets: “Aaron Gordon suffered lacerations to his face and hand resulting from a dog bite on December 25th. Aaron is in good condition and will remain away from the team while he recovers. Additional updates will be provided as necessary.”



Breaking news from the Nuggets:

“Aaron Gordon suffered lacerations to his face and hand resulting from a dog bite on December 25th. Aaron is in good condition and will remain away from the team while he recovers. Additional updates will be provided as necessary.”

by TiksonBobikson

41 Comments

  1. kokukojuto33

    jesus, glad he’s fine, between this and Oubre being ran over by a car this season has had tve most random injuries

  2. I’ve been bit in the face by a dog before, shit is no joke. Hopefully a speedy recovery for AG

  3. JokicOrBust

    Glad he is doing okay. He played really well since he came back from his injury. Hopefully he isn’t out for too long

  4. OguguasVeryOwn

    Ugh so many lame jokes. Poor guy, hope the damage to his face isn’t too severe.

  5. Headlesshorsman02

    Hopefully a quick recovery to him, I never trust pit bulls they are such a vicious dog when not trained well

  6. Banner18Boogies

    All the kids rushing to this thread to make the exact same joke smh

  7. It is really weird how some people in this thread are acting like only pit bulls bite people.

  8. I_Set_3_Alarms

    Oh man, face and hand? Hope he’s okay, dogs attacking someone sucks for everyone involved

  9. thisguystheshit

    Didn’t his brother break his jaw once too ? Dude needs to stop going home for Christmas

  10. Lol69HaHaHa

    Dam though the jokes here are funny, lets remember that these injuries arent a laughing matter. Feels bad man. Hoppe he recovers soon.

  11. -HeisenBird-

    Get ready for weirdos posting cute pictures of their Pitbulls all over social media.

  12. Tuxedocat1357

    Oh damn, that’s pretty messed up. Hope he’ll be okay.

  13. KyrieLS777

    As somebody who was afraid of dogs growing up, sounds scary. I’m glad he’s ok. I hope he makes a speedy recovery.

  14. rumblegod

    Man that’s so sad, hope his face isn’t messed up.

  15. Why is everyone stating that it was a pittbull like it’s fact? Am I missing an additional context or something. He owns a rottweiler

  16. jurassic_snark-

    damn what’s with players getting attacked by animals this year? Gordon attacked by a dog and before that Gobert attacked by a donkey

  17. Gearshifter

    I’ve got two scars on my face from my childhood terrier; still there. Hope it’s not a big dog, damn.

    It was my fault for sure though, she was eating

  18. macwangus

    MYTH: 3 Americans die every year from rabies

    FACT: 4 Americans die every year from rabies

  19. You mfs on this sub are so lame and corny with the jokes and dog breed bashing. Hope bro isn’t out to long that shit must’ve sucked especially on Christmas

  20. PlanktonSemantics

    Dogs are fucking vicious, a little fucker bit my thumb once and I swear that guy went to the bone. I was on a camping trip too so cleaning it out was a bitch. Pardon my french in this post but fuck skunky little shitdogs.

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    EDIT: I still have the dumb scars.

  21. Intimateworkaround

    Ban pitbulls.

    Idk if it was one that did it (probably). But still ban them

  22. PDXmadeMe

    Timberwolves Brasil has begun recruiting the furries to take out the enemies

  23. this is why i have cats they are to lazy to do anything

  24. Popcorn-93

    Damn didn’t realize people hate dogs this much, disappointed. You’d think people would be smart enough to realize training is way more important than breed but 🤷

  25. Ontheroadtw

    People need to stop putting their faces near the faces of animals, domestic or wild. They’re animals and will act like it on occasion.

  26. I can guarantee that the dog wasn’t a boxer. Them things only bite slippers and steal them of your feet if they want revenge

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