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What would you if you had a time machine?



What would you if you had a time machine?

by IdRatherBeLurkingToo

13 Comments

  2. BlindManBaldwin

    MPJ you don’t need to go back two thousand years to meet Jesus! He’s always been with you 🙂

  4. Fun-Superb

    This guy from the past showed me how to beef it up. Watch me now 👊👊

  5. tron7

    Tattooed on MPJ’s other arm will be a 25 year old MPJ, with a huge grin on his face, dapping up Jesus, with a time machine in the background

  6. slamdanceswithwolves

    Brush up on your Aramaic or it’s going to be an awkward meeting with Jesus.

  7. IdRatherBeLurkingToo

    I would go back in time and fix the title lol

  9. dragonrider5555

    I’d go back and time and shave MPJ face

  10. mudiayylmao

    I would go back in time to the 90’s and act like Jokic’s John the Baptist, foretelling of his coming.

    “A doughy white man fueled by Coca Cola and pizza will rise from the former USSR to reach Jordan-esque heights to take the Denver Nuggets to the Promised Land. Follow me and I will show him to you.”

  11. BigFatModeraterFupa

    I love how Jokic’s whole dream is “go back in time when nobody had phones and you couldn’t call anyone”

    He is the superhero the world needed, not the one it deserved

  13. EdwardJamesAlmost

    Ok, KCP’s answer was great — especially in the context of *his* twenties — but I can’t get over the differences in the starting front court’s answers.

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