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The Detroit Pistons Are On A Losing Streak…Again



The Detroit Pistons Are On A Losing Streak…Again

Yo what’s going on guys crispy flakes here the theme of today’s video is love now you might be confused by that I’m going to go ahead and play you guys a quick jingle and explain feel free to send this to your sweetheart for Valentine’s Day for 2024 for one easy payment of

Nothing is for the way you look at me oh is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary and E is even more than anyone that you adore and love is all that I can give to you love love is more than just a game

For two Monty two in love can make it take my heart but please don’t break it love was made for me and You Monty you need to you need to not fall in love with Walmart cam Johnson Isaiah livers I dare not even say Walmart bro you know one time I went to the gas station I got some 89 cent turkey okay do you think there was Turkey in there no it was probably turkeyy

Livers livers and onions bro Isaiah livers man okay so I’m not going to lie I was going to come into this video today um you know really I wanted to go full on Superman mode but you I I had plans for 20124 bro you know instead of singing

About love I was going to do this because I thought the Pistons could maybe started the you know the 2024 on a two game winning streak oh we lost to the rockets and over time we lost to the damn ass jet might have had that reversed flipping and reverse it okay so statistically

Speaking Isaiah livers is the worst player in the NBA right like as far as a player starting out of basketball team Isaiah livers you cannot do worse you can try you can put me out there you can put me out there man and after the game against the Utah Jazz in

Which I’ve the only played 21 minutes by the way livers started the game and Ivy played 21 minutes Isaiah livers 36 minutes man -3 plus minus closing out why and Monty you want to know what Monty said I’m kind of paraphrasing quoting here he said that he starts Isaiah

Livers because he’s trying to get something going on this team he says he doesn’t even really think about it bro you getting paid $80 million and you don’t even think about it I don’t understand I do not get it I do not I do not get it I really want to

And and trust me man you know I’m a Michigan fan Isaiah Li on U ofm that was cool but you can’t just say that you sound like a real jackass when you do that you sound like like like like like like trust me I get it you are

The head coach you know it’s the whole don’t tell me how to do my job thing like you know I get that to an extent but I mean there’s there’s a difference between being like set in your ways and also just like okay like I’m going to I’m

Going to do this cuz I want to play this out and you know I have to really get a feel for this you are too set in your ways Monty okay I’m sorry man you can’t just like you can’t act like this one damn a

Win at the Pistons got at the end of 2023 means that things reset all of a sudden we’re like oh we got that one away from us here so okay uh oh we have a win now we’re not on that losing streak like I can go back to being a completely horrible coach

That’s not how it works but once again we are in this weird cycle of it is what it is or the bare minimum the bare bar is apparently good enough and as long as you you know maybe uh meet that standard any choice you make has no accountability cuz that’s what it feels

Like feels like the Pistons got that one win and now they’re like oh we’re going to try some things Bro you’ve been trying man we’re 3 and 30 we’re three and 30 okay I want to talk a little bit about both games here I don’t know not want to

Damn talk about it bro um you know I had some family stuff so I didn’t stream the games or anything like that some people were really mad in stream the Rockets game man you know I got family stuff sometimes you know what I’m saying like I can’t be streaming every single night

We all got life right um I’m looking at the Jazz stuff right here boan banovich had 36 points seven rebounds five assists he followed that’s that’s cool you know we made eight three-pointers um I mean it was a it was a crazy game man uh 154 to 148

Okay Isaiah livers though play the second most minutes man second most minutes uh during at 17 points 10 rebounds then Ivy had 11 points two assists uh Kate Cunningham had 31 points 13 assists five rebounds like he’s really balling out you want to know what this team actually kind of reminds me of

Wait before I do that let me just I got so many many things to criticize you know this team reminds me of I know I’m probably going to get roasted for this take here but this does remind me of kind of like early on Devin Booker Phoenix Suns right where Devin

Booker was really good early on his career I mean he came to the NBA like 18 19 years old but he was really solid early on but the team didn’t really win a lot of games and and it took them a while to kind of get the right players

Around you know Booker I mean you know Kevin Durant will do that for you right but regardless even before that like like like Deon Booker you kind of can typically see good progression throughout his NBA career right and I feel like the Pistons and Monty Williams are trying to do the same

With Cade like they’re trying to make Kade the Devon Booker and you know Isaiah livers in some World Monty sees him as like a cam Johnson which I don’t really understand and uh but the the the thing I have about this though is that why like I’m sorry why Monty are you

Following this same formula that sure you had some good regular season success on the Phoenix ends I’ll give you that but guess what man the talent on this Pistons team is nowhere near that and the attractive availability for free agents in Detroit it sure ain’t Phoenix

Is sure Ain Phoenix man okay so I really don’t know what the plan is here like are you are you trying to create it doesn’t make sense this dude gets paid $80 million bro to make complete not sense man can you at least like I don’t communicate something something like what the plan

Is and then you got AAR Thompson I could go on so much about AAR Thompson man like okay Monty Ivy is not your guard okay you don’t like him fine it does hurt because I think a lot of Pistons fans see Ivy and saw him as the bat

Court mate for Kate C for many years to come but you don’t like him maybe it doesn’t fit your system maybe he doesn’t play the way you want him to play but what really confuses me is that how you go for AAR Thompson starting up having having a fantastic

Rookie season this dude was averaging 10 and 10 getting a few blocks out there man cutting to the basket looking like Dennis Rodman at times to now you have him strictly as a spot up three-point shooter man shooting like 15% from three and you CH you you totally just change his game

Up now I guess maybe to make something make sense with that is you know I guess my mind would have to be like okay maybe Monty’s just running off this season he realizes what he has with star Thompson uh maybe his mindset is I’d rather just

Have him out there on the court you know soaking in game time um as opposed to having him do all this crazy stuff and risking injury but even that like the kid’s 19 let him play man let him play like it’s like like I’m sorry like assar

Is a good player but he still has a lot to prove and now was the time to do it like what’s the plan is to go through those growing pains once there’s a there’s a comp team around him or are you simply going to SEO deboy

This man out of Detroit cuz I really don’t know I really don’t know man um I’m I don’t know I’m just I knew this was going to happen I knew we were all going to get that one win and then like reality was going to kind of set in

Again and the reality is disgusting it really is I don’t know what I want to talk about anymore man Lori Markin how 31 points dang bro Lori Markin man I would love to have Lori Markin on this team had John Collins playing Center no wonder it went

15448 oh it’s good offensive game guys play some good offense maybe just don’t use I or not Ivy U livers and onions ever would be my move but till next time super flakes out

Monty Williams is OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY!!!

33 Comments

  1. Bro, while im not a pistons fan myself i genuinely feel sorry for you and all pistons fans……no fanbase deserves to have such losing streaks as the one recently. Maybe one day the pistons will get better………

  2. I mean of course they are they had to do everything in there power to get that last win😂 pistons are at the point where nobody wants to lose to them,pistons are about to break that bobcats record sadly

  3. As a Rockets fan. I feel the pain of my boy Krispy here. We’re having a good season now because we have a fundamental structural style coach.

    Silas just tried to make the Rockets a shoot the other team out of the gym when we have rookies that don’t even know how to gain new skills. The coaching staff just did whatever and hoped it worked.

    Detroit has some good players. Monty needs to develop the players instead of forcing them to do new things that they’re not used to. It almost seems that Monty expects them to execute his coaching plans and schemes like they’re All-Star Veterans. He needs to see that he’s not coaching the Suns with DB, KD and CP3 anymore. He has rookies and players that didn’t get developed properly in their career

  4. Monty williams has to be the biggest finnesser for getting overpaid like THAT and sayinf shit like he doesnt think about things like PLAYING LIVERS OVER IVEY 😂 lmao. You have my sympathies krispy

  5. I don’t want my hometown team to keep losing but what did you expect? That Raptors game was an abnormality in the season.

  6. I was so wrong about Monty he really tryna turn Cade into booker shooting turn around fades playing livers all those minutes were 3-30 and won’t even play sasser and Thompson

  7. You know how mad I would be if I got drafted at 5 and my team was the wrist team of all time and wouldn’t even give me minutes over a guy like livers

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