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Detroit Pistons may break their own losing streak in the same season



Detroit Pistons may break their own losing streak in the same season

Improved their home record to 15 and4 and overall Michael Malone Squad going to it is happening again ladies and Gentlemen please take your seats lend me your ears get some popcorn if you want why you would care to eat during a man’s most torturous moments I I don’t

Understand but just enjoy yourselves I guess we need to have the talk and just for clarification not the talk that you think like birds and a bees and I’ve never heard of a bird getting intimate with a bee I don’t know how that became a term something to describe sexual

Encounters I don’t who thinks of this anyway tell back on subject the Pistons just lost the nuggets in case you didn’t know that already jish was able to dominate the game and be unstoppable with four points we are now facing a likely probability of beating our own record in

The same season and you may say it’s only four losses but I see what is on the horizon for the rest of the schedule I see two backto back games facing the Bucks there may be a break in between why sick depraved Twisted individuals enjoy violence Blood and Guts that’s

Some of you that’s watching you you’ve got issues you’ve got problems seek help I I don’t know we can’t beat any of these teams we have the Spurs game we can maybe win that I don’t think so because the Spurs are actually a better team than us as I’ve said in some previous

Videos I I I’m trying I’m trying really hard not to lose what’s left of my sanity the commissioner that you see before you is a clone of a clone of a clone of a man that convulsed and practically melted and burnt to death all at the same time

Around like lost 21 or something like that but I myself am beginning to lose my mind like he did if this was a video game I don’t have any lives left I’m using a corrupted save file just the idea of the sad part of me having to

Talk about this as being a thing this is very real this is very scary if what we just experienced wasn’t the sign of the end times this definitely is there will be nobody to come to our Aid in the way of support there will be no cheers and oh yeah you

Guys can do an underdog everybody loves an under no no you do something like this again in the same season people will just boycott you the stands will be empty I I can’t I can’t hear Sell the team again in I can’t hear that get chanted did that one win we got against

The Raptors was that a fluke it it feels like a fluke we barely won that we started to choke at the very end of like the last 30 seconds to a minute we could have very well have just lost that game and we could have still been losing who are we going to

Be who comes to save us nobody I don’t want to go through through hell again how many times must I suffer why is it me why am I being made to suffer why are so many other Pistons fans being made to suffer what the hell

Did we do to people in another life to deserve this can can can we win once like bi-weekly wins can we at least get that like one win bi-weekly like paychecks is that so much to ask I’m tired of the letter L I am sick

Of it I am disgusted by it I abore that letter there are other letters in the alphabet can we please start getting them please I’m not making this any longer this there’s nothing to talk talk about the what we we had a lead I think in the second quarter yeah

Oh I’m oh I gotta turn this off before I start speaking in tongues I I’ll see y’all on the L NE

Detroit Pistons just lost to the Denver Nuggets, and I now must consider the very real possibility of us breaking the all-time consecutive lose record IN THE SAME SEASON WE SET IT IN. This is no laughing matter and I haven’t the strength nor the desire to go through hell and humilation once more. This would be an all time humiliation of untold of proportions. How hard is it to win a damn game once every 2 weeks like DAAAAMN MAN!!!

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22 Comments

  1. On the bright side guys are still getting paid where as a carpenter who builds a crooked house will be fired.

  2. At what point do you reckon you guys will start referring to yourselves as the Detroit Pistoffs fans? 🤣🤣

  3. Ha!!! Yesss karma so real u got on my lakers and now look the pistons starting up the “STREAK” again lol 😂 😂🤣😂🤣 lettsssssss goooooo!!! 🤣😂🤣 they got the undertaker beat when it comes to streak’s 😂🤣😂🙏🏾 but u kno it’s all love commish love ya work my brother!! 🙏🏾🤣😂 but let’s go pistons break that losing streak wit another losing streak 🤣😂

  4. pistons beat raptors by 2 when they lacked 3 starters, if cade is injured after last night the streak is gonna be reborn and overtaken. book it

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