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the detroit pistons made me cry



the detroit pistons made me cry

Yo what’s going on guys crispy flakes here I don’t know I I just I I guess I have to do this every few days because I’m not going to lie as somebody that’s been watching the NBA since I’ve been 12 years old this is all I can think

About I can’t think about the NBA trade deadline I can’t think of the Lakers taking all the bells this season pasel train rumors don’t even get an emotional reaction out of me man the only way I could really sub this up man is do you want to see me stick

9in nails at each one of my eyelids oh my goodness wow um piston Spurs if you didn’t know okay okay so before we get too far into this video my stepfather G is going to be joining me for a podcast hopefully this weekend at the Mak of this video we’re going to talk

All Pistons it’s going to be some really hot topics like we’re going to revisit our Ronney Stucky versus Aaron a Flo debate from 2008 um Jason Max he would be a superstar on today’s NBA and well my stepdad thinks kage’s drunk want to talk about all that man

Okay uh so the Detroit Pistons I know the game is on right now at the making of this video but I know it’s not good I saw wemi had yeah oh my goodness yeah minute 53 left 124 105 so far W’s got a a triple double you might have saw the Highlight he

Literally the damn monster Godzilla took the basketball dribble dribble right through ban Bon’s legs bro like an and one mixtape and I wanted to get on camera and talk about the Kings game that was that that was a show bro we had 48 points in the first

Quarter we had 48 points in the first quarter and we lost by 21 don’t let the die Coke fool you bro I had a depression hot and ready before the video okay man this is just you know don’t drink your calories right all righty who else wemi 16 12 and

10 V 16.5 assist I love Deon Vel by the way what do you got San Antonio fans just just hear me well how do you actually do this game oh yeah do too bad hear me out I have a perfect trade proposal man iy for Vel right because you all need some more

Play oh he had five assists but you know you guys need that Ivy playmaker athleticism obious quickness with wemes bro I saw wemi going on man you know looking like uh GF there we go man no McCarthy bro yo go blue man you know throwing a full court pass miss an ivy

Man that’ be unstoppable that would be the glitchiest code in 2K probably said Monte Ellis David Lee or maybe even uh Devin Harris and neted chrich on the Nets some of the biggest cheat codes of all time on that game man Sohan 15 points four rebounds two assists kin

Johnson said you all bringing him off the bench these days or is he just not playing right now how Detroit do okay and let me just say real quick here about Detroit um this I got so much to say about this team I’m so frustrated bro all right let

Me gather my thoughts real quick here okay okay we’re good we’re good okay so when cuningham came to this team I didn’t really think he was the perfect fit but it was one of those situations where you have the number one pick and you take the guy that everybody is

Saying is the number one pick right and I think ever since then you know even getting like Ivy like Ivy not really the greatest fit next to G he’s not maybe he could be in the future but it doesn’t look like it with Monty’s coaching

Style so the way that I kind of see things is is is that you have Kade who’s a really good player and you have a different team identity thing going on and it just doesn’t mesh so that first quarter I saw them drop 408 points against the Kings and

I’m or yeah against the Kings I’m like you know I was like I was like I really hope think people don’t think that Cade’s the problem here right because I just think that’s the scenario man I just think this team is poorly built like it’s it’s Cade with no Cade guys around him

And then the other path is just kind of I mean we’re losing to the Spurs you know it’s like it’s time to make a choice okay because this team as constructed I don’t even okay I I get they’re young man I I get they’re young

And and you know it’s hard for me to put a lot of the blame on the young players I I do think that the veterans have let this team down a lot you know Joe Harris I thought was going to be something Monte uh hasn’t played yet I know he’s

Been injured so you know I know that’s not his fault or anything thing but I don’t know man just uh they’d be kind of letdowns so it’s one of those things where it’s like okay do you go to the trade down line and bring in some different veterans and see if that kind

Of fixes things or even that it’s like it’s like it’s like what’s like the high case best case scenario right I feel like the confidence of this team is already so killed that it doesn’t even really I don’t know man like for me I I am looking I would keep Kade Cunningham and

Then I would pick two players that I think are the best to have around Cade and the best for a rebuild and then I’m trading everybody else and I’m trying something different man because it’s just not working it’s not working so I think out of those

Three players you have to look at you know you’re keeping Cade and then you decide Ivy assar during pick two pick two and then you got to do something with the rest plain and simple man plain and simple with this squad you got to do something with the rest of everybody

Else man got to get some Shooters out there I I don’t know like literally if you have Kade assar and Duren then that two and that three they need to straight up be in 3D and uh three and D players you gota be able to space the floor you know if you

Got a sar out there with Duren a sar shoot like Stanley Johnson if you keep Ivy Kade and Duren then that three and four spot will you have the athleticism with I mean you know once again man it’s like it’s like yeah the other guys should just kind of

Be three and D you pick your two the other guys are 3 anding next Tok that’s how it has to be man God I’m so sick of this team just like it’s really not fun it’s not fun man the losing streak was interesting because it was one of those

Like well we’re watching for a reason but now it’s like I don’t even have a reason to watch man and you guys know I don’t want to be a bandwagon fan I’m not a fair weather fan like I’m still watching watching but I don’t want to 13108 was the final score durren at

21 and 12 good game for the young blood I love durren man makes his free throws too only had one0 that game he does make them YMC had 19 trade him man livers had six points Ivy had 19 Killian with the four points but 12 assists but

He’s got to be more aggressive on freaking offense man assar Thompson I can make a whole video about assar Thompson and that’s not anger at assar that’s anger at oh Monty please just please just take your mdy and go man you can have it we’ll buy you out at a premium man I

Don’t know man and no I do not miss Dwayne Casey either I don’t he wasn’t a good coach either just cuz Monty’s a horri coach doesn’t make Dwayne Casey good all of a sudden I don’t miss him either man we need trony Bops and assistant coach Rasheed Wallace playing simple

this is too much

20 Comments

  1. Just for context, Wemby only played 21 minutes and still record a triple double… and the game itself is a blowout… that just to show you how bad the Pistons are… no excuse anymore, even if Cade isnt there, Bogdan played…Spurs played their roster for atleast less than 30 mins, and the game isnt competitive… NO MORE EXCUSE FOR PISTONS…

  2. To be fair, we thought they had the stuff their having problems with now. I feel like it’s one of those years where there’s dependency on the older players who are getting past their prime and players who don’t know how to take the leap as a leader so everything looks wonky and no team knows what to do. Pistons, Lakers, Jazz, even Warriors to an extent too.

    It’s just one of those years and it’s not fun to watch the basketball in the transition period, beside the Wolves and emergence of ANT because I’ve been a fan since they draft Rubio👀💀

  3. Just a few note too: in an interview with Dwight Howard which is in the Philippines as of right now, he said the current team he is with can beat that Pistons team… hahaha

  4. You know the team is bad when Wemby finished the game with 0 blocks and 0 steals. There’s literally 0 talent to stop

  5. Is this satire or does he actually take basketball this seriously? Not hating I just don’t think this is normal behavior

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