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THE DETROIT PISTONS MADE A TRADE!



THE DETROIT PISTONS MADE A TRADE!

It’s been too damn long man we made a train man a train in Detroit Gori I wrote you something man I wrote you something bro the Italian M man this is just for you bro I was just in a shower singing and practicing Mar that’s all I know the Detroit Pistons have made a trade made a trade man we did it we did a thing a thing wow okay okay okay I am bamboo full right now bro I can barely even speak about it man okay okay the Pistons and wizards are

Finalizing a deal to trade Marvin baggley I’m G miss you bro Isaiah livers and onions and two second round picks for forwards danelo galinari and Mike muscala some of the top comments are people are we’re going to talk about this trade for years to come least

Relevant trade that uh NBA trade in a long time I disagree with that one uh kind sir I disagree with that all right before we get into the stats and everything I’m just going to give my maybe initial Impressions okay so let me go through maybe the players

That you’re getting if you’re a Washington Wizards fan okay uh you are getting Marvin baggley I don’t dislike Marvin baggley I recognize he’s an injury-prone player uh but I also recognize too when he is out there on the court he does some pretty solid role player things he doesn’t necessarily do

You know number two pick in the draft things but he does solid role player things he’s he’s he’s he’s very athletic and catch a lot pick and roll games nice little bit of a jumper can rebound the basketball not going to do much defensively um it kind of stuck between

That well is he a power forward or Center type of player but overall like Marvin Bagley I have no ill will towards him whatsoever um I I I do think once he got that contract with the Pistons you know uh it that was kind of supposed to

Be the mindset that okay maybe this is like our backup but then we traded sadique for James wisan and we created an unnecessary Log Jam so yeah somebody had to go uh between the two I think James wisman on an expiring contract I think Marvin Bagley had like a three-year deal or something

So I’m okay with moving on for Marvin you know especially if it’s a long-term contract like I’m okay with him man um Isaiah livers I don’t know if he’s dating Monty’s daughter or something I don’t know I guess he wouldn’t betrayed than that was the case CU maybe they broke up

Um I hated Isaiah livers loved him on youm that was cool man that was some cool times he was maybe the worst NBA player ever on the Pistons this dude could not shoot this dude was slow and overall he just was out there man uh I I would say he was running laps

But he barely moved so I’m okay with Isaiah livers being gone her is you know as a Michigan fan but you can’t let your bias stuff get in the way like isaah livers was bad for the Pistons and I care more about the Pistons than I do

The Michigan Wolverines just fact of the matter uh two second round picks so I believe these were the Pistons second round picks which uh let me confirm this real quick here from wge so yes the Pistons will get uh 2025 and 2020 six second round picks in the trade sources

Tell esman uh Detroit moves contract or Begley’s contract for two future second picks oh so we get picks out of it this is wait oh no we get to move on from the contract for the picks instead so the pck okay so w got his stuff all messed

Up um but yeah man oh we didn’t really even talk about oh we got a lot to talk about here man I’m just like H I’m I’m still kind of like dis the trade here and everything in my own mind so I’m like okay we’re still getting this um

All righty so yeah then picks whoever gets them their second round picks they could be the next Dre Miner joic or they could be nobody’s man Danilo galinari and Mike muscala what are these guys going to do for Detroit man well let’s go ahead here and

Uh let’s let’s let’s pull up some things let’s pull up some numbers here man uh now I remember first of all record wise he yeah Pistons 3 and 36 Washington right above us at 7 and 31 man I would have lik to maybe get kozma or something

You know I think as us being the you know the Bottom Feeders of the East we could have maybe came up with something a little more consolidating here but it’s whatever um but I do remember galinari getting traded for camalo Anthony so that’s a big deal even if it

Was like 20 years ago but yeah man so we got trade for carelo uh so I’m looking okay let’s go over here man uh move this over here we’ll be on the screen for the most part of the rest of this video all righty galinari what you been

Doing all season man what you been doing all season bro galinari 26 games he’s 35 though oh he dve there with Boon be a freaking golf buddies or something so he’s averaged seven points 31% from bro what is this BS that I’m looking at bro bro you’re being out

You’re being outscored by Bel KU blé bro seven points Denio come on man wait we gave up draft picks for you oh he didn’t play at all last year bro he had an ACL injury man you all trade for a 35y old coming off an ACL injury he’s expiring right this got to

Be an oh my goodness I thought you were maybe G to be something here man okay he’s an expiring contract that’s a good thing that’s a that’s a good thing he’s expiring deal he’s from Italy you could tell that by my beautiful song at the beginning so

He’s not in the Hall of Fame yet I mean I’m not gonna lie man I I think Gallow I think the dude’s got a slingshot bro I call him the gallery man that jump shot is the work of our I no me know if if we just put him on the

Court where Isaiah livers is I think we’re already a better basketball team so you know we’ll get some PT here hopefully man we need the shooting okay um and then then we also got uh Mike muscala he’s 32 he’s oh we started a few games so we got a little bit of a

Starter here man Four Points three rebounds 27% from three bro what are you I thought you were a sniper also man what’s your nickname Jaws moose and musky musky okay um I thought you were really good at OKC for I remember that yeah you bro what happened is it just maybe playing for

Washington you don’t like it there or something like I’m okay with that like it like if yeah I’m looking at them career stats leaves a lot to be desired here man wow I mean historically he’s a good three-point shooter so I think he’s going to be maybe one of

Those good plug-and-play role player type of guys where it’s like okay in this moment we might need somebody that can you know historically stretch the floor so maybe you do that um he ain’t playing no Center though is he how tall is he 610 okay the rebounding

Numbers confused me with that man if I was six I’d be grabbing about eight boards a game Let’s drill the stats for the Detroit players okay I’m a little more uh eh about I mean it’s fine like we don’t want Isa livers I’m happy about

That as you guys will see here but uh okay so Marvin Bagley on the season 10 points five rebounds now keep in mind wizard fans he’s been kind of like he’s not really gotten a chance to uh be consistent because of wisman also being in the lineup and then Isaiah liver is

Just garbage Five Points two rebounds don’t even play this man guys I’m sorry wizard it’s like just drop them you’ll you know you’ll do better for yourself because of it but uh that’s the trade splash I guess exists you you better do more Monty in

Troy and that other guy that lives in uh Beverly better do something man

43 Comments

  1. Both players are historically good 3 point shooters. Hopefully they get back to it outside of the Wizards. Plus both are expiring contracts Bagley had another year at $12.5M next season. Not players the Pistons got are veterans which the Pistons need. They also created more cap space this year if they choose to make more trades which I think they will. Those second might be like last firsts if the team doesn’t get better.

  2. Pistons traded for veterans.

    Veteran presence is important when you have a relatively young roster.

  3. When you thought their was nobody worst than killian hayes, here comes beef stew…Then you think again when I.Livers was playing…👏👏👏.

  4. I love this trade for Detroit galo can shoot he’s a solid leader vet. Plus expiring contract. Going to help develop the young guys

  5. Nice, opens up some much needed playing time for James Wiseman /s
    Seriously as a Spurs fan I didn't think I'd ever see anyone I wouldn't trade Malaki Branham for until I watched the Spurs-Pistons game and saw Wiseman fumbling rebounds out of bounds.

  6. Tbh the trade was half and half. Nobody won this trade because muscala is a down grade a center but gallinari is a upgrade at power forward

  7. I’m happy for Bagley if he gets a real shot in Washington. I still believe in him.

    Was injured in Sac and had to deal with not being Doncic so never really got a chance imo.

  8. why did we get rid of livers for more washed vets. bagley can go but we still have wiseman, twelve other mid centers, and a frontcourt that can’t hit the broad side of lizzo from two feet

  9. Bro happy like they signed a prime all star, guess being the worst team in nba history does that to you

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