Casey Holdahl: Ayton tried for hours to combat the sheet of ice leading out of his neighborhood and the team sent people out to help as well, but to no avail, so he is out for tonight’s game versus Brooklyn
It does not get any more Portland Trail Blazers than this.
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Wait so the team sent people to help with the ice but he couldn’t just head out with them?
Curious to know where he lives. West Hills? A particular shady corner of LO? Top of Tabor?
They could’ve just droned in some crampons and had him hike down to wherever they could pick him up from.
If this was a playoff game they would’ve got him there somehow.
Most Portland thing to happen to a center. Be safe out there folks!
Congelayton
Solidificayton
Send him a helicopter?
Deandre Ayton: Under Siege
This happened to, I want to say Mark Bryant (?) way back in the early 90s.
Nature don’t care who you are
Stay home DA, we don’t need a Blazers center busting his ass trying to get outta dunthorpe, in fact bubble wrap yourself to the couch tonight homie
Bet he’s missing Phoenix this week!
Broke: DNP – Load Management
Woke: DNP – Road Management
Somehow this makes me feel a bit better about calling out of work for the last 2 days
That’s So Ayton!
We couldn’t even get a bobsled out to him?