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GOOD MORNING, LAKER NATION. AFTER A FRUSTRATING SETBACK AGAINST THE NETS, OUR DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE LAKESHOW PLAY THE BLAZERS. WHO KNOWS WHO WILL SHOW UP. FUCK HAM.



Trail Blazers (12-29, 14th in the West) @ Lakers (21-21, 10th in the West and still in the play-in for now)

LAST 10 GAMES:

Lakers: 4-6, averaging 114.1 points, 40.9 rebounds, 29.5 assists, 7.5 steals and 5.4 blocks per game while shooting 49.5% from the field. Their opponents have averaged 120.4 points per game.

Trail Blazers: 3-7, averaging 101.5 points, 40.9 rebounds, 20.7 assists, 6.1 steals and 5.5 blocks per game while shooting 41.6% from the field. Their opponents have averaged 121.3 points.

INJURIES:

Lakers: Cam Reddish: Probable (knee), Anthony Davis: Questionable (achilles), Lebron James: Questionable (left ankle), Taurean Prince: Questionable (knee), Gabe Vincent: Out (knee).

Trail Blazers: Scoot Henderson: Questionable (nasal contusion), Anfernee Simons: Questionable (illness), Moses Brown: Out (wrist), Shaedon Sharpe: Out (adductor), Robert Williams III: Out for Season (knee).

by LearnedToe

18 Comments

  1. Bahamut727

    What’s the point anymore? Ham is our coach. He refuses to learn from his own mistakes

  2. _The_Honored_One_

    Why everyone telling me to fuck ham? That sounds unhygienic.

  3. swaggyape

    Im rooting for the Trailblazers to win tonight so that our FO would do sth

  4. Techno_Viking9

    Blazers will probably shoot 50% from three tonight

  5. thebraavosi1

    I’m going back to sleep. Tired of seeing some random ass bench players go off

  6. BananaBossNerd

    Had to look up jekyll and hyde to understand this

  7. CooperHouseDeals

    Lakers win today, and Ham takes a victory lap and Jeanie gives him another vote of confidence

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